This is a random event that happened during an AOL instant message. Ace is another Fanfic author. She is Jewel Saync. She has lots of nicknames. I'm just DL. Yup, that's it.
All the characters from Trigun are well. . . From Trigun. We do not own them, meaning the both of us. However, I own DL and Jewel owns Ace, cause they're us.
Fire on hair!!!
Chapter Two: The Cake
Ace: *mixing cake batter*
DL: *Plays with microwave* *Poke poke, beep beep*
Ace: *putting batter in pan* DL, do you want to frost the cake when its done?
DL: As long as I can lick the bowl! :3
Ace: Alright. *puts cake in oven* *hands DL the bowl*
DL: Yay!!! *Starts licking bowl*
Vash: *Walks in randomly* Um. . . *Blinks*
DL: Hello! *Chocolate frosting all over face*
Vash: v_v *Shakes head and walks out again*
DL: Bye bye!!
Ace: *sets oven on 475 degrees*
Knives: *walks in* Hey sweety. *hugs Ace*
Ace: Hey. Out of kitchen while I cook! *pushes him out and closes door*
DL: *On floor with bowl* Cho-co-late!!
Ace: v_v Maybe giving her the bowl was a bad idea.....
Cake: HEY! ITS HOT IN HERE! AND IM DONE! TAKE ME OUT!!
Ace: K. *takes Cake out*
Cricket: *Hops in* Chirp chirp!
DL: *Twitches* CRICKET!!!! *Smashes it with bowl - or tries to*
Cricket: Chirp chirp!! *Hops out the way it came*
DL: CRICKET!!!! *Drops bowl and chases after it*
Ace: v_v
Cake: @.@
Cricket: *Hops through the kitchen door*
DL: CRICKET!!!! *Hops after it*
*On the other side of the door*
Vash: . . . Are you sure that she's all right? She's acting really strange.
Knives: She's your woman, remember that.
DL: CRICKET!!!!!!
Knives: WHAT?!?!??!!! *Jumps up and latches onto ceiling*
Vash: Oh no. . .
Ace: DL! CAKE IS DONE! COME FROST IT!
Vash: v_v
Knives: *clinging to fan*
DL: CRICKET!!!! *grabs Ace's gun and tries to smash it*
Ace: THATS MINE! *swipe*
DL: *swipe back* *shoots at Cricket and misses every time*
G.Gun: *click click* Sorry, i only had 1 round of bullets.
DL: Bad gun.
Ace: Good gun. Come back and stay in your holster.
G.Gun: *jumps into her holster* Mission accomplished.
DL: *twitch*
Vash: Uh oh...
Knives: *is now hiding behind Ace*
DragonsLover2 [2:12 PM]: DL: o\ /o *Explodes just like last time*
Vash: Every time this happens something. . .
*Roar from inside kitchen*
Knives: *Hasn't let go of fan, which is now spinning* @~@
DL: *Pulls pieces back together* Oy vay. . . headache. . .
Ace: What just roared?! *Grabs gun instinctively*
Gun: Do we really want to know?
DL: Let's go check it out!
Everyone: We're right behind you! *Hides behind DL*
DL: Gee, thanks whole bunches. *Peeks in door* Oh my god. . .
Cake: *Roooooaaaaaarrr* You wanted to eat me, didn't you?! Well, now it's MY turn!!!
George: WHY THE HELL AM I HERE?!??!!!
Cake: *Eats him* BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
DL: Twenty. . . . feet. . . . tall. . . .
Vash: O.O
Knives: *Fan goes too fast and he goes flying* AAAHHHHH!!!!! *Flies into wall*
Ace: . . . *Glares at DL* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
George: Geff me oufff off herfff!!
Ace: BAD CAKE! *starts firing G.Gun at Cake* GUYS! HELP ME!!
Vash: *starts shooting at Cake with S.Gun*
Knives: *shooting with B.Gun*
DL: *starts throwing nukes*
Ace: NO DESTROYING MY KITCHEN! *catches nukes and throws them outside in the air*
DL: Whoopsies... ^^;
Cake: Bullets don't have any effect on me!!
Ace: Not my day...
All Guns: DIE EVIL CAKE! *shoot shoot*
DL: Why not just eat it?
Ace: I'm on a diet.
Vash: Good idea.
Knives: Wont eat unless Ace does. *fire fire*
DL: Ace, eat!
Ace: NO!
DL: YES!!
Boys and Guns: ^^;;;
Ace: No, end of it. *gets idea* DL, go get the hose and turn it on.
DL: Why?
Ace: I said so.
DL: K. *grabs hose, turns it on and gives it to Ace*
Ace: *starts spraying cake with water*
Cake: AHH!! WATER!! HELP ME!!
DL: ooohhhhhhh. *Grabs Ace's sword*
Vash: What are you planning on doing with that?
DL: I'm going to use it as a toothpick. *Rolls eyes* What do you think?!
Vash: V_V;;
Knives: Leave my onii-san alone!!
DL: Whatever. *Starts cutting cake as it shrivels*
Cake: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Everyone: YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
Knives: SNAKE!!! *Clings to ceiling*
DL: Whatever.
Ace: Get it, now!!!
Cake: Nooo. . . . no. . . . .
DL: All these no's are getting annoying.
Ace: I noticed. *Glares at Cake*
Plushie: What'd I miss?
S.Gun: The Cake mutated. We've got it beat now, though.
Plushie: Really?
Cake: No. . . . NO!!! *Starts eating whatever it can get to*
George: *Now has company*
DL: Oh living crud. . .
Ace: O.O
Vash: @_@
Knives: Snake. . . . Cricket. . . Ah!! SPIDER!!!! *Lets go of roof and lands on Cake*
Cake: Oh, dinner. *Eats*
Legato: Master!!! *Dives into cake*
House: *Falls apart*
Trees: *Run*
DL: Eh heh. . . . *Cake is now forty feet high*
Ace: Um. . . . uh. . . er. . .
Vash: *Faints*
Knives, Legato, George: Geff usfff oufff off herff!!!
Your turn.
Ace: YOU WRECKED MY HOUSE, MY FOREST, AND MY YARD...
AND YOU ATE MY BOYFRIEND.... DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *nukes*
DL: Ace has lost it....
Nukes: BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Cake: AHHH!!
Ace: DIE YOU LITTLE !@#$%^&!!!!!! *more nukes*
DL: *joins in on the nukes*
Vash: *wakes up*
Boys inside Cake: GGEEETTTFFF USFFF OUTFFF!!
Girls: WERE TRYING!!
Plushie, B.Gun, S.Gun: *hiding behind what's left of the couch*
G.Gun: *still in her holster*
Ace: GIVE THEM BACK !@#$%^&!!!!!! *unpins about 100 nukes and throws them*
DL: *unpins 100 and throws them*
Nukes: BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Cake: *gives back Knives and Legato*
Knives: *hides behind Ace*
Legato: *hides behind DL*
What's left of Cake: I.... must... eat... the... girls... *tries to eat Ace and DL*
Girls: !@#$%^&!!!!!!! *nukes*
Boys, Plushie, B.Gun, S.Gun: Whoa... don't mess with pissed off girls.....
World: BOOM!!!!!
Everyone: *Goes flying into space*
DL: Oh, this is great. Good goin', Cake.
Cake: Oh let off.
Vash: This isn't so bad. . .
DL: Coming from a guy that exhales oxygen.
Ace: I've never been in space before.
George: How am I supposed to go home NOW?!
Knives: *Hangs onto Ace* Cricket. . . snake. . . spider. . . cake. . .
Legato: Master, be strong!!
Cake: . . . . . . *Sigh*
Ace: *Holding Knives* . . . . . Well, this can't be all bad, right?
DL: I guess not. I've never kissed someone in space. *Floats over to Vash*
Vash: ^_^ *Screen changes direction*
S.Gun: *Floats to his brother* SO how long do you think they'll keep this up?
B.Gun: Tch. Like I can tell. See who my master is? *Points at Knives* . . . . . Okay, this isn't the best time.
George: I miss my twin.
Ace: Who's your twin?
George: George.
Ace:. . . . I thought you were George.
George: Nope. During the big explosion George died. I'm just here because. I'm Bob.
Ace: Oh. Whatever.
DL&Vash: *Still floating*
Legato: Master, be strong!
Cake: Why is he still here?
Ace: I dunno. Just because.
Meryl: Oh, this is just wonderful! Who's fault was this?!?!
Milly: Don't be so harsh!!
Inuyasha: I'm lost.
Kagome: You're not the only one.
Miroku: Um. . . Are we in the wrong IM?
Kagome: I think so.
Inuyasha: Well how about we go back?
Kagome: Good idea. *All three leave*
Everyone else: *Confused, blinks*
Ace: This is getting plain wierd...
DL: *kissing Vash*
B.Gun&S.Gun: *sigh*
Knives: *back to old murderous self*
Ace: C ya guys.
G.Gun: *gets out of her holster and starts talking to other Guns*
Vash: *now hugging DL*
Knives: Ace... *kiss*
Ace: *shocked look* *pulls away* *revives the world and puts everything back to normal*
Knives: *sad look*
DL: *happy*
Vash: ^-^
Ace: MY HOUSE, MY FOREST, MY YARD!! ALL BACK!! YAY!! *jumping up and down for joy*
Everyone else: ^^;;;
Ace: *looks at Cake* *grabs G.Gun* YOUR THE ONE TO BLAME!! *forms Angel Arm* *shoots Cake*
Cake: AHHH!! *half-dead*
DL: *grabs Red Gun and forms an Angel Arm and shoots Cake with Ace*
Everyone else: Whoa.... @.@
Girls: What? *Angel Arms go back to G.Gun and R.Gun*
Everyone else: Nothing.... @.@
Vash: =^_^=
DL: =^_^=
Ace: =^_^=
G&R.Gun: =^_^=
Knives: =^_^=
Legato:. . . Master? Why are you smiling like them?
Knives: I don't know. . .
DL: Yay! =^o^= Laaaaaaa. . . . .
Vash: We have the house back!!! . . . . You know, that little space thing really. . . well. . .
DL: Inside! *Both go inside*
R.Gun: *Leaves holster* So, G.Gun. Goldie. Wanna go to a movie?
G.Gun: Sure. And don't call me Goldie.
R.Gun: Sure thing, Goldie.
G.Gun: You're as bad as your master.
R.Gun: Yup! =^_^=
~**~**~**~**~
Ace: Hope ya liked it! If you flame us, I WILL sick Knivesy-chan on you. C ya!
DL: And we will see you next time! Be sure to come again for more of our random insaneness! *Drives off cliff in Lamborghini* See ya!