DISCLAIMER:we both know i don't own any of these characters. there is no profit being made off this simple lil' fanfic.
takes place after series finale.
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Pacey awoke with a horrible pain in his back. "Damnit Jack, when are you gonna get a new couch," He whispered to himself. He tried to roll over, but fell on to the ground, making a loud thump. Amy stared at him through her crib, and had that 'Oh great now I'm about to cry' look on her face. "Shh, shh, Amy, don't cry, please? You'll wake up Jack. Shhhhhhh." This didn't do anything. Amy burst out crying. He picked her up. "You're gonna wake up your daddy. Okay? And he's already angry with me. Shh, shh, shh." Jack emerged sleepy eyed from his bedroom.
"Pacey? You woke her up!?"
"It's that damn couch of yours."
"It's not the couch. Here, give her to me, the tenants get angry if she cries to much."
"You could just ask-" he stopped himself. He was gonna say, 'That trick of yours', but decided against it. He handed her over.
"Dadda."
Jack laughed and smiled, filled with joy. "Pacey! Did you hear that! She said Dadda! Amy, you can talk!" She laughed, and said it again, and again, and again.
"Aw Jack, that's so great! I wish Jen could have been here."
"Me too." He kissed Amy's forehead.
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"Mr. McPhee, you look kind of out of it."
"Yea. I am out of it."
"Why?"
"Look, this isnt part of the curriculum."
"Yea, well, you were falling asleep so we werent doing the curriculum anyway. So, tell us."
"Okay, listen, if you all get A's or B's on the pop quiz I'm about to give you, I will give you the most disgusting interesting juicy details of why i 'look kind of out of it'. Now, you could all just say, hey, i dont want to take the pop quiz, and it won't count against your grade. But, I won't tell you anything." The students all still wanted to take the quiz. "It's not very interesting. Boring babbling baby stuff. . . just a friend over for the night. . . and if you take it it WILL count for you're grade." The students all nodded yes, especially after the mention of a friend over for the night.
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"Well, you all got A's, except for one C. . ." The class groaned. "I guess it comes out to an average of an A. So, I guess I'll tell you. My daughter said her first word."
"What was it?"
"Daddy. That's one of the easiest words."
"Oh. . . so about the friend."
"My old friend from highschool Pacey."
"She sounds hot."
"He."
"You're gay?"
"Did I say I slept with him? Well I didn't. Don't give me those looks! His wife kicked him out because she's pregnant and has hormones so I let him crash on my couch."
"That's it? We took that stupid quiz for nothing?"
"I believe I told you it was nothing interesting."
"Is his wife hott?"
"Sure she is."
"Ah, he's not gay."
"Duh stupid, he has a baby!"
"Oh, you kids assume everything."
"So you are."
"Did I say that?" He smiled and turned around to write something on the blackboard.
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"Dadda, dadda, dadda..." Amy said it over and over again.
"What Amy? You're just talking to talk, arent you? Oh, if only your mommy could see you!" He was wearing a suit. He was making dinner for Tobey. A romantic dinner.
takes place after series finale.
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Pacey awoke with a horrible pain in his back. "Damnit Jack, when are you gonna get a new couch," He whispered to himself. He tried to roll over, but fell on to the ground, making a loud thump. Amy stared at him through her crib, and had that 'Oh great now I'm about to cry' look on her face. "Shh, shh, Amy, don't cry, please? You'll wake up Jack. Shhhhhhh." This didn't do anything. Amy burst out crying. He picked her up. "You're gonna wake up your daddy. Okay? And he's already angry with me. Shh, shh, shh." Jack emerged sleepy eyed from his bedroom.
"Pacey? You woke her up!?"
"It's that damn couch of yours."
"It's not the couch. Here, give her to me, the tenants get angry if she cries to much."
"You could just ask-" he stopped himself. He was gonna say, 'That trick of yours', but decided against it. He handed her over.
"Dadda."
Jack laughed and smiled, filled with joy. "Pacey! Did you hear that! She said Dadda! Amy, you can talk!" She laughed, and said it again, and again, and again.
"Aw Jack, that's so great! I wish Jen could have been here."
"Me too." He kissed Amy's forehead.
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"Mr. McPhee, you look kind of out of it."
"Yea. I am out of it."
"Why?"
"Look, this isnt part of the curriculum."
"Yea, well, you were falling asleep so we werent doing the curriculum anyway. So, tell us."
"Okay, listen, if you all get A's or B's on the pop quiz I'm about to give you, I will give you the most disgusting interesting juicy details of why i 'look kind of out of it'. Now, you could all just say, hey, i dont want to take the pop quiz, and it won't count against your grade. But, I won't tell you anything." The students all still wanted to take the quiz. "It's not very interesting. Boring babbling baby stuff. . . just a friend over for the night. . . and if you take it it WILL count for you're grade." The students all nodded yes, especially after the mention of a friend over for the night.
~~~~~~~
"Well, you all got A's, except for one C. . ." The class groaned. "I guess it comes out to an average of an A. So, I guess I'll tell you. My daughter said her first word."
"What was it?"
"Daddy. That's one of the easiest words."
"Oh. . . so about the friend."
"My old friend from highschool Pacey."
"She sounds hot."
"He."
"You're gay?"
"Did I say I slept with him? Well I didn't. Don't give me those looks! His wife kicked him out because she's pregnant and has hormones so I let him crash on my couch."
"That's it? We took that stupid quiz for nothing?"
"I believe I told you it was nothing interesting."
"Is his wife hott?"
"Sure she is."
"Ah, he's not gay."
"Duh stupid, he has a baby!"
"Oh, you kids assume everything."
"So you are."
"Did I say that?" He smiled and turned around to write something on the blackboard.
~~~~~~~
"Dadda, dadda, dadda..." Amy said it over and over again.
"What Amy? You're just talking to talk, arent you? Oh, if only your mommy could see you!" He was wearing a suit. He was making dinner for Tobey. A romantic dinner.