Majora's Mask… Just Kill The Moon and Let Me Outta Here!!!!!
****Scene Two****
****Stefani and Link****
-Night of the First Day-
-Woodfall-
*Stefani and Link appear on tiny little platform outside a bunch of purple water and a bunch of half-submerged trees in the middle in front of them*
Stefani: WAHH!! *as she almost topples right off an into very disgusting looking water*
Link: *grabs her back just in time* Watch it. Now… do you have the Deku Mask?
Stefani: Yeah, you left it in my room when you fell on top of me… wait. How was it that you fell on top of me while I was on the computer?!
Link: How was I supposed to know?! One minute I'm lying in the sun of Hyrule field, the next I'm lying there listening to you screaming about your head!
Stefani: ANYWAY… now. *pulls out Deku Mask* You put it on.
Link: Nope, I've already got to be the fat Goron. You get to be the Deku Scrub.
Stefani: *glaring* Fine. *pulls on mask and player of this really weird fic/game decides to press the buttons to stop the view of argh, ah, aaaahhhh!!!*
Link: *stares down at the little girl that looks like she is made up wood and wearing a lot of flowers on her head* Now where have I seen you before…
Stefani: *looking down* GAHHH! I'm the Deku Princess!!!
Link: That's where.
Stefani: *plays Sonata of Awakening and watches uninterestedly as big tree thingy rises from purple water*
Link: How do I get there?!
Stefani: *sighs*
Link and Stefani: *both pop up right outside Woodfall Temple*
Link: How'd you do that?!
Stefani: *smugly* I have help.
Link: *sweatdrop*
*both walk in and look around the dark room place*
-Woodfall Temple-
Stefani: Look at the sparkly green thing—wahh!! *as she falls off the sparkly green thing and lands on the floor below Link*
Link: You okay?
Stefani: DO I LOOK IT?! THERE ARE LITTLE BLACK THINGS WITH WEIRD EYES STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!
Black Dustball Things That Keep Sliding And Jumping (Did I mention with weird eyes?): *blink* *Shhshing sound begins anew as they slide everywhere*
Squish Squish Squish Squish…
(And from this, we assume that Stefani is all right and is currently pummeling BDTTKSAJ.)
Stefani: *climbs back up ladder at side of exit thing* You're a lot of help.
Link: Sorry. Now about fighting Oldowala or what his name is. (Is that his name? I keep forgetting…) Do we HAVE to?!!
Stefani: Do you wanna die?
Link: *BIG sigh* Then let's get moving.
*both jump into sparkly green thing*
Stefani: OWWWW!! *seems to have landed hard on top of Link* Those crystal things were definitely made for one person only…
Link: Gerroff me!
Stefani: Nobody's here. Let's go!!!!! *walks to the door but hits her nose on it when door doesn't open* I thought these things were automatic!!
HUGE Guy With Weird Colors Everwhere And Keeps Singing In Some Strange Language That Nobody Knows And Really Doesn't Care About (Or just Oldawaga or Oldowala or whatever his name is.): ODALWA HA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Stefani: (ÔoÔ) Ohmygod let's get outta here!!!!!!
Link: *instead of listening to a darn word that Stefani is saying runs at Oldolwa (Is that his name?) with his sword which has no effect at all except for shaving a few hearts off his meter* Ow.
Stefani: Didn't I tell you something earlier?
Link: It worked before.
Stefani: You had time then. Now… *takes out mallet and walks up to Oldalwa*
Odalwa: *slices at her with HUGE sword but stops all of a sudden* Oldalwa Ha! Oldalwa Hey!!!!!!!! (Translation: COLOURS!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL COLOURS!!!!!!!)
Stefani: *looks down at all the flowers on her little wooden body* (Yes I'm still a Deku for some strange reason) Uh yeah… colours! So you just keel over and die and you'll see even more colors!!!
Oldalwa: Oldalwa Ha!!!! (Translation: How?)
Stefani: LIKE THIS!!!!!!! WHAP *slams mallet on Oldalwa's head and as promised, Odolwa keels over and sees lots of colors*
*big mask thing flies out of blue thing and Stefani pokes Link who is already half-conscious and drags him to blue light*
*another crystal appears and they are suddenly zoomed into a strange bubbly place with weird red guys standing there*
Stefani: Um… hello?
Freaky Red Guys With More Feet Than Anything Else: Ah, ah, ah ah ahhhhh….
Stefani: *blink* *little ocarina thingy appears in her hands and a song is magically written in front of her* Well… I guess alphabetizing wasn't invented yet… (notes are in little arrows) DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A CONTROLLER?!
Player of Freaky Game: *plays Oath To Order Song* NOW SHUTTUP AND LET'S THE GAME MOVING!!!!!!!
Stefani: *smiling innocently* Thank you! Oh by the way… can I use this to play the Song of Time?
FRGWMFTAE: Ahhhhhh. (Translation: No)
Stefani: Damn.
Link: *blink*
*both appear in front of grass-like curtain which couldn't keep an ANT in and yet the little Deku is sitting there*
Deku: WAHHHH!!!! YOU'RE EVIL!!!! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME!!! YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stefani: *blink* *sweatdrop*
Deku: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Just stop.
Deku: ????????????????
Link: *muttering* Much good that does us.
Deku: CARRY ME BACK TO THE PALACE!!!
Link: Déjà vu…
Stefani: Not another Ruto!!
Deku: SHUTTUP YOU IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!
*Stefani pulls off Deku Mask and Deku Princess squeaks*
Deku: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeak* NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN A DEKU!!!!!!!!!! *squeak*
Link: Just be quiet. Let's get moving.
*both walk out leaving Princess wailing*
*Deku Princess stops wailing and looks at tiny Majora's Mask manual*
Deku: It says nothing that they leave me by myself… GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(of course, nobody comes to be subjected to deafening screaming Princess)
*King Deku hears, blinks and instead grabs the butler*
King: THE NEXT DEKU TO BE KING!!!!!!!!!!!
Butler: *SQUEAK!*
*Stefani looks over at Link*
Stefani: Think the others need help?
Link: Nahhh…
Stefani: They what do we do?!
Link: Sleep. I'm tired.
Stefani: You didn't do anything.
Link: So?
Stefani: Fine.
*both fall fast asleep on circular wood thing as Hiploop watches makes its weird noises, then turns and begins to bother Mad Scrub squeaking in a bunch of orange grass*
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Now… wasn't that a little longer? Of course. Next time it's gonna be Mikau's turn. Okay? 'Kay!! Bye bye!