Voldemort goes to poundshop.
One day lord Voldemort was walking down the street, he was wearing his Sunday best, when he came upon a Halloween shop, it said Halloween costumes at discount prices. Lord Voldemort began to drool, discount prices urrghhh!!!
Voldemort ducked into the shop, it was shiny and yellow, lots of signs around him said Everything a pound, Voldemort squealed with delight.
Everything a pound, he had so many pounds to spend, wandering up the first aisle, he came across pottery and batteries, and there was also some battery powered pottery, Voldemort picked up a giant cup declaring,.......I RAN INTO MY EX YESTERDAY, THEN I REVERSED AND WENT OVER HIM AGAIN!!
This cup amused Lord voldemort greatly, enough even to send him into a laughing state for half an hour and wet his pant, then he was forced to buy shameful poundshop granny pants, four pairs for a pound. Upon further Wandering Voldemort came across A large range of German Harry Potter merchandise and promptly began to cry..... "why is there no cups with me on".....he sobbed. The young lady at the front of the store watched Voldemort like he was crazy and then decided to go to Greg's for a sandwich and leave him to it, (Despite popular belief she received a very good wage).
Voldemort continued around the shop, finally coming across children's toys, lots of action mans and little toy guns, voldemort ripped out a gun and pretended to fire it.
"Bang, Bang, I'll get you Harry Potter, I'll get you Dumbledore, Bang boom, I'll get you Jonathan Ross!! Haha" Voldemort could not stand Have I got news for you, it stopped him from watching Will and Grace, as the deatheaters preferred Ross to Watching gay men making jokes.
Voldemort then came across girls hair wear, and picked himself up an Alice band for his eyebrow and eyelash dying.
Coming to the counter Voldemort found the absence of the girl, shrugging his shoulders, he walked out the shop, the alarm did not go off Voldemort was pleased, so pleased he headed off to Toys R Us for a treat and a play on the playstations, it was one of Voldemorts best days in town.
One day lord Voldemort was walking down the street, he was wearing his Sunday best, when he came upon a Halloween shop, it said Halloween costumes at discount prices. Lord Voldemort began to drool, discount prices urrghhh!!!
Voldemort ducked into the shop, it was shiny and yellow, lots of signs around him said Everything a pound, Voldemort squealed with delight.
Everything a pound, he had so many pounds to spend, wandering up the first aisle, he came across pottery and batteries, and there was also some battery powered pottery, Voldemort picked up a giant cup declaring,.......I RAN INTO MY EX YESTERDAY, THEN I REVERSED AND WENT OVER HIM AGAIN!!
This cup amused Lord voldemort greatly, enough even to send him into a laughing state for half an hour and wet his pant, then he was forced to buy shameful poundshop granny pants, four pairs for a pound. Upon further Wandering Voldemort came across A large range of German Harry Potter merchandise and promptly began to cry..... "why is there no cups with me on".....he sobbed. The young lady at the front of the store watched Voldemort like he was crazy and then decided to go to Greg's for a sandwich and leave him to it, (Despite popular belief she received a very good wage).
Voldemort continued around the shop, finally coming across children's toys, lots of action mans and little toy guns, voldemort ripped out a gun and pretended to fire it.
"Bang, Bang, I'll get you Harry Potter, I'll get you Dumbledore, Bang boom, I'll get you Jonathan Ross!! Haha" Voldemort could not stand Have I got news for you, it stopped him from watching Will and Grace, as the deatheaters preferred Ross to Watching gay men making jokes.
Voldemort then came across girls hair wear, and picked himself up an Alice band for his eyebrow and eyelash dying.
Coming to the counter Voldemort found the absence of the girl, shrugging his shoulders, he walked out the shop, the alarm did not go off Voldemort was pleased, so pleased he headed off to Toys R Us for a treat and a play on the playstations, it was one of Voldemorts best days in town.