Chibi Harry~Wemember, Aku and Youkai dun own us. We belong to J. K Rowling. ^__^
Chibi Sirius~On to da stowy! ^________^
Chibi Remus~ YAY-ness! ^.^ Let's see what the people voted for!
~Chappie Two~
With a pop, Remus Sirius and Harry apperated to Hogwarts. Yes, I know there's something wrong there. But, A) I say Harry can apperate and B) I say that you can apperate to Hogwarts. If you don't like it...then you need some help...
The three appeared in Dumbledore's office, where the headmaster and-OMG! NOT ON THE DESK! Albus had Minerva on the desk, snogging the daylights out of her. "Ah! My poow Chibi eyes!," screamed Harry, trying to scratch his eyes out, but failed as he forgot to take off his glasses.
Albus looked up and stuttered. "Umm....can I help you little boys?," he said, pushing Minerva out of the door, locking it behind her, and blushing the whole time.
Sirius couldn't help but laugh. Harry whined about his poor eyes. Remus...well, he was being Remus.
"Sir, it's us," Sirius said in his cute chibi voice. "Um...Us who?," asked Dumbledore, still not knowing what was going on. "It's me, Hawwy! Hawwy Pottew! DAMNIT! Why can't I talk wight!?!"
Harry fumed again, still looking cute. Albus smiled, laughter flooding his eyes. "And who are you, little guy?," he asked the brown haired child. Remus looked up at him with big amber eyes. "It's me, Wemus!...OH GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!"
Sirius was now on the floor, alughing in a way that only a chibi could. "And you, little boy?," Albus said to Sirius. Sirius stood up proudly. "I am Siwius Owion Black, at you bettew not laugh, Albus!" Sirius had become totally serious (damn that pun) when Dumbledore almost made a joke about his....current state.
"How-HAHAHAH-Did you-BWAHAHAHAHAHA-Get this way?-.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!," said Albus, not able to hold in his laughter. He was in his office. He just got caught snogging his best professor by two former students and a current student who just happened to have turned into chibis.
"Well," began Harry, resisting the urge to run for a blankie,"Wemus asked us to clean up a bit, because Siwius and I made a bit of a mess. But, when we were mopping the floow, we used the wong bottle, and got turned itno chibi-thingies." Harry's chibi instincts took over and he stuck his thumb into his mouth, looking up at Albus with huge, adorable green eyes. A sight too cute for the average human to handle.
"Then," began Remus sourly," Sirius thought it was only faiw-..FAIR that I be a chibi too," said Remus. The chibi instincts began to take over, and he pouted, giving Albus the puppy eyes.
Albus sent a look of amusement at Sirius, who grinned cutely. "Well, boys, it appears to me that you'll need a caretaker until this wears off. Can't have you getting into any trouble, can I?," said Albus, smirking. "But, who would be stupid enough to do that?," asked Sirius. "Oh," said Albus,"You'd be amazed what some will do...given the right incentive..."
Albus and the three chibis, who were currently sucking their thumbs quietly, walked down to the dungeons. Albus knocked twice and gave a password. "Sirius smells," he said. Now, we all know who would use a password like that....Severus Snape of course! ^__^
The Potions Master answered the door moodily. "What NOW, ALbus? I'm a little busy....now...." Severus trailed off as he caught sight of the three little people beside his mentor. He smirked a little.
"Why, Albus, I knew you and Minnie had a thing, but I didn't know you got THAT far with her?," he said. He apparently thought that they had done the "bad thing" and that these were their kids.
"Oh no...This is Remus." "Hi Sev," said Remus, puting his thumb back in his mouth as soon as he was done. "Here's Sirius." "Hewwo, Snapey old boy," said Sirius grinning madly. "And Harry." "Umm...hewwo Pwofessor...Hehe," said Harry, shaking with fear at the now giant Potions Master.
Severus could only stare down at them. Then, a smile broke out on his face. No, not a sneer. A genuine smile of mirth and happiness...Woah...Snape must've goten into the sugar stash...
"Oh, this is rich!," he said, cracking up into gales of laughter," LUPIN, POTTER, AND BLACK HAVE GONE CHIBI!"
Remus glared at him. Sirius was prepared to attack. Harry sneered at him. "Shut up Snape, you....you...FEMALE!," yelled Sirius, not knowing what else to call the greasy haired man.
Snape's laughter stopped as a painful feeling took over. Nothing like Crucio, but something similar. "Severus...are you okay?," asked Albus, seeing the pained look on Snape's face.
Severus could tell he was going to pass out any second. But, he had one last thing he wanted to say. "I hate....you all," he slurred. And with an unelegant moan, he gave in to the darknes.
"Severus," came a caring voice," Severus...lad, can you hear me?" Severus cracked open one eye to see Poppy Pomphrey. 'I must be in the hospital wing,' he thought. He sat up groggily and opened both eyes, groaning as he saw the three chibis and Albus.
"What the hell do you want?," he asked. 'Hold on...what the hell is wrong is wrong with my voice?,' he thought. "What the hell?!," he said, grabbing his neck,"And what the hell is-" Severus' eyes almost popped out of his head as he caught sight of himself in a mirror hanging on the wall...Or rather...HERself...Eep...
Severus Antonio Snape no longer looked like his normal self. He looked more like Mariah Carey. His hair was now a shiny, straight sea of black that flowed down to his waist. HER waist. We'll say her from now on, okay?
Anyways, HER hair flowed down to her waist. Followed by nicely curved hips and long, thin legs. Her face wasn't lined with lines of anger, as the old Severus face was. The skin was smooth and unblemished. Placid, pale cheeks and rose red lips. These traits matched the obsidian eyes.
"WHAT THE F@#$!? WHY AM I A...A..A" Severus couldn't even finish her statement. It was to painful to even speak of her...condition...
Sirius broke out laughing. "Snape is a SHEMALE! SPREAD THE WORD!" Harry merely took his thumb out of his mouth and muttered the word "shemale" and produced a small giggle. Remus grinned and said,"It appears that MISS Snape is having a hard time talking. Hmm, MISS Snape?"
Severus turned to the three chibis and glared at them. And, just to clarify, female Snape's glare is even SCARIER than male Snape's glare. Hell, it's scarier than VOLDEMORT! The three chibis shut up immediately. Harry whimpered, Sirius shivered, and Remus hid behind Albus. "Siri did it!," he yelled from behind his old headmaster.
Severus' eyes turned to Albus. "I expect that I shall be turned back immediately, correct?," she asked. Albus shook his head gravely. "We...We don't know what Sirius did to turn you into a woman...So...we can'tr reverse it."
Severus was about to blow. No, not in the explosion sense. But in a way that most would classify as a PMS rage session. "So," she hissed, trying to control the fury building up inside her,"...What shall I do until then?"
Albus' eyes flickered with amusement. "Well...the boys do need a caretaker...which is what I had originally planned before this..." Severus shook her head. "No. I refuse." Albus smirked. "But, I do believe that SOMEONE owes me a little favor for covering for them at the staff party one year when they got DRUNK and destroyed Professor Sprouts mandrakes," he whispered menacingly.
Severus scowled. "You devious old maniac," she hissed. "Fine....WHATEVER!" "Good," said Albus," Besides, this will give you all a chance to get along better."
With that Albus and Poppy walked out, leaving Severus alone with the chibis. He glared at Sirius, who glared back. But, Severus couldn't help but chuckle as the small chibi glared adorabley. "Well then, come. We must go to my quarters," she said, getting up quickly. She stumbled a little, still not used to having flesh in some different places on her now-female body.
Remus giggled. "Yes, Mommy," he said cutely. Severus stopped in midstep. "Did you just call me MOMMY, Lupin?," she snarled. "Yup. Sure did, MOMMY," he said. Harry giggled. "I'm hungry. CAn we eat now, MOMMY," Harry said, provoking Severus. Sirius caught on. "MOMMY, can I have some candy?," he whined.
Severus didn't even turn around to glare at them. She just kept going. "Albus, you are so dead," she whisspered to herself.
~End of Chappie Two~
Akutenshi~LOL A big TANKIES to all da reviewers who voted for that!
Youkai!YUP! Here's choices for chappie 3!
A)Shemale Severus gets very attached to chibi Harry when he has a nightmare and she comforts him.
B)Shemale Severus gets very attached to chibi Remus when he gets sick and she takes care of him.
C)Shemale Severus gets very attached to chibi Sirius when hurts himself and she heals him.
Chibi Sirius/Remus/Harry~ VOTE PWEASE! ^________^
Chibi Sirius~On to da stowy! ^________^
Chibi Remus~ YAY-ness! ^.^ Let's see what the people voted for!
~Chappie Two~
With a pop, Remus Sirius and Harry apperated to Hogwarts. Yes, I know there's something wrong there. But, A) I say Harry can apperate and B) I say that you can apperate to Hogwarts. If you don't like it...then you need some help...
The three appeared in Dumbledore's office, where the headmaster and-OMG! NOT ON THE DESK! Albus had Minerva on the desk, snogging the daylights out of her. "Ah! My poow Chibi eyes!," screamed Harry, trying to scratch his eyes out, but failed as he forgot to take off his glasses.
Albus looked up and stuttered. "Umm....can I help you little boys?," he said, pushing Minerva out of the door, locking it behind her, and blushing the whole time.
Sirius couldn't help but laugh. Harry whined about his poor eyes. Remus...well, he was being Remus.
"Sir, it's us," Sirius said in his cute chibi voice. "Um...Us who?," asked Dumbledore, still not knowing what was going on. "It's me, Hawwy! Hawwy Pottew! DAMNIT! Why can't I talk wight!?!"
Harry fumed again, still looking cute. Albus smiled, laughter flooding his eyes. "And who are you, little guy?," he asked the brown haired child. Remus looked up at him with big amber eyes. "It's me, Wemus!...OH GOD, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!"
Sirius was now on the floor, alughing in a way that only a chibi could. "And you, little boy?," Albus said to Sirius. Sirius stood up proudly. "I am Siwius Owion Black, at you bettew not laugh, Albus!" Sirius had become totally serious (damn that pun) when Dumbledore almost made a joke about his....current state.
"How-HAHAHAH-Did you-BWAHAHAHAHAHA-Get this way?-.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!," said Albus, not able to hold in his laughter. He was in his office. He just got caught snogging his best professor by two former students and a current student who just happened to have turned into chibis.
"Well," began Harry, resisting the urge to run for a blankie,"Wemus asked us to clean up a bit, because Siwius and I made a bit of a mess. But, when we were mopping the floow, we used the wong bottle, and got turned itno chibi-thingies." Harry's chibi instincts took over and he stuck his thumb into his mouth, looking up at Albus with huge, adorable green eyes. A sight too cute for the average human to handle.
"Then," began Remus sourly," Sirius thought it was only faiw-..FAIR that I be a chibi too," said Remus. The chibi instincts began to take over, and he pouted, giving Albus the puppy eyes.
Albus sent a look of amusement at Sirius, who grinned cutely. "Well, boys, it appears to me that you'll need a caretaker until this wears off. Can't have you getting into any trouble, can I?," said Albus, smirking. "But, who would be stupid enough to do that?," asked Sirius. "Oh," said Albus,"You'd be amazed what some will do...given the right incentive..."
Albus and the three chibis, who were currently sucking their thumbs quietly, walked down to the dungeons. Albus knocked twice and gave a password. "Sirius smells," he said. Now, we all know who would use a password like that....Severus Snape of course! ^__^
The Potions Master answered the door moodily. "What NOW, ALbus? I'm a little busy....now...." Severus trailed off as he caught sight of the three little people beside his mentor. He smirked a little.
"Why, Albus, I knew you and Minnie had a thing, but I didn't know you got THAT far with her?," he said. He apparently thought that they had done the "bad thing" and that these were their kids.
"Oh no...This is Remus." "Hi Sev," said Remus, puting his thumb back in his mouth as soon as he was done. "Here's Sirius." "Hewwo, Snapey old boy," said Sirius grinning madly. "And Harry." "Umm...hewwo Pwofessor...Hehe," said Harry, shaking with fear at the now giant Potions Master.
Severus could only stare down at them. Then, a smile broke out on his face. No, not a sneer. A genuine smile of mirth and happiness...Woah...Snape must've goten into the sugar stash...
"Oh, this is rich!," he said, cracking up into gales of laughter," LUPIN, POTTER, AND BLACK HAVE GONE CHIBI!"
Remus glared at him. Sirius was prepared to attack. Harry sneered at him. "Shut up Snape, you....you...FEMALE!," yelled Sirius, not knowing what else to call the greasy haired man.
Snape's laughter stopped as a painful feeling took over. Nothing like Crucio, but something similar. "Severus...are you okay?," asked Albus, seeing the pained look on Snape's face.
Severus could tell he was going to pass out any second. But, he had one last thing he wanted to say. "I hate....you all," he slurred. And with an unelegant moan, he gave in to the darknes.
"Severus," came a caring voice," Severus...lad, can you hear me?" Severus cracked open one eye to see Poppy Pomphrey. 'I must be in the hospital wing,' he thought. He sat up groggily and opened both eyes, groaning as he saw the three chibis and Albus.
"What the hell do you want?," he asked. 'Hold on...what the hell is wrong is wrong with my voice?,' he thought. "What the hell?!," he said, grabbing his neck,"And what the hell is-" Severus' eyes almost popped out of his head as he caught sight of himself in a mirror hanging on the wall...Or rather...HERself...Eep...
Severus Antonio Snape no longer looked like his normal self. He looked more like Mariah Carey. His hair was now a shiny, straight sea of black that flowed down to his waist. HER waist. We'll say her from now on, okay?
Anyways, HER hair flowed down to her waist. Followed by nicely curved hips and long, thin legs. Her face wasn't lined with lines of anger, as the old Severus face was. The skin was smooth and unblemished. Placid, pale cheeks and rose red lips. These traits matched the obsidian eyes.
"WHAT THE F@#$!? WHY AM I A...A..A" Severus couldn't even finish her statement. It was to painful to even speak of her...condition...
Sirius broke out laughing. "Snape is a SHEMALE! SPREAD THE WORD!" Harry merely took his thumb out of his mouth and muttered the word "shemale" and produced a small giggle. Remus grinned and said,"It appears that MISS Snape is having a hard time talking. Hmm, MISS Snape?"
Severus turned to the three chibis and glared at them. And, just to clarify, female Snape's glare is even SCARIER than male Snape's glare. Hell, it's scarier than VOLDEMORT! The three chibis shut up immediately. Harry whimpered, Sirius shivered, and Remus hid behind Albus. "Siri did it!," he yelled from behind his old headmaster.
Severus' eyes turned to Albus. "I expect that I shall be turned back immediately, correct?," she asked. Albus shook his head gravely. "We...We don't know what Sirius did to turn you into a woman...So...we can'tr reverse it."
Severus was about to blow. No, not in the explosion sense. But in a way that most would classify as a PMS rage session. "So," she hissed, trying to control the fury building up inside her,"...What shall I do until then?"
Albus' eyes flickered with amusement. "Well...the boys do need a caretaker...which is what I had originally planned before this..." Severus shook her head. "No. I refuse." Albus smirked. "But, I do believe that SOMEONE owes me a little favor for covering for them at the staff party one year when they got DRUNK and destroyed Professor Sprouts mandrakes," he whispered menacingly.
Severus scowled. "You devious old maniac," she hissed. "Fine....WHATEVER!" "Good," said Albus," Besides, this will give you all a chance to get along better."
With that Albus and Poppy walked out, leaving Severus alone with the chibis. He glared at Sirius, who glared back. But, Severus couldn't help but chuckle as the small chibi glared adorabley. "Well then, come. We must go to my quarters," she said, getting up quickly. She stumbled a little, still not used to having flesh in some different places on her now-female body.
Remus giggled. "Yes, Mommy," he said cutely. Severus stopped in midstep. "Did you just call me MOMMY, Lupin?," she snarled. "Yup. Sure did, MOMMY," he said. Harry giggled. "I'm hungry. CAn we eat now, MOMMY," Harry said, provoking Severus. Sirius caught on. "MOMMY, can I have some candy?," he whined.
Severus didn't even turn around to glare at them. She just kept going. "Albus, you are so dead," she whisspered to herself.
~End of Chappie Two~
Akutenshi~LOL A big TANKIES to all da reviewers who voted for that!
Youkai!YUP! Here's choices for chappie 3!
A)Shemale Severus gets very attached to chibi Harry when he has a nightmare and she comforts him.
B)Shemale Severus gets very attached to chibi Remus when he gets sick and she takes care of him.
C)Shemale Severus gets very attached to chibi Sirius when hurts himself and she heals him.
Chibi Sirius/Remus/Harry~ VOTE PWEASE! ^________^