~Trouble In Hogwarts~
"Sev, I want chocolate!"
"Pwofeesow, I'm tiwed! Take me home!"
"MOMMY!"
Severus was officially having the worst summer of his...HER life.
Our wonderful potions master was STILL a woman,. and our three cuties were STILL chibis!...Not that we mind! ^_^
Remus had recovered from his illness a few days ago. Now, he was back to his cute chibi self. Smiles and all! ^-^
Harry and Sirius had taken it upon themselves to make Sev feel as horrible and annoyed as possible. They still hadn't developed those pictures of her singing to an ill Remus, and didn't plan to until PMSshemale Snape went back to her less dangerous form, Snarkypotionsmater Snape.
"SEV!,"shrieked the small werewolf,"SEVVVIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
"WHAT?!,"yelled the frazzled female...teehee. Female Snape is STILL making us laugh uncontrollably...
Remus blinked cutely and put his small thumb in his small mouth and gave small smile.
"I'm hungwy. When do we eat?,"he asked, his huge amber eyes shining in the light, making his cuteness look surprisingly scary.
Severus rubbed her temples and the bridge of her slightly crooked nose.
"If you want to eat now, I shall take you to the kitchens. Maybe we-"
"HARRY! HARRY WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Severus knew those voices. The mudblood and the weasel...
'WHY ARE THEY HERE?!,'she thought.
Soon enough that feeling of pure rage melted into something different...
Into a feeling of pure fear.
'They can't see me like this!..'
"Umm...come now you three...we're going back to my quarters now.."
"But I'm bored MOMMY!,"Sirius said, grabbing the hem of her robes to add drama to his little skit of humor.
"Then I'll find you something to do when we get there. Now, shut up and-"
"Hey! You! Have you seen a kid with black hair and glasses around?"
Ronald Weasley, in all his amazing stupidity, had found them. He now stood right behind our beloved potions master, though he had no clue...
Severus' face went a beet red as she turned to face the bushy haired girl and the freckled boy.
"Umm...n-no. Try-"
"RON!,"squeaked chibi-Harry,"SAVE ME!"
Harry latched onto the redhead's leg and held on for dear life.
"Pwease! Don't leave me hewe! I need...CANDY! I need...TWOUBLE!"
As you can tell, the chibi in him was taking over, as it was in Sirius and Remus.
Ron could only stare down at the small being that had attached itself to him. Hermione giggled a bit.
"H-Harry?,"she managed to ask.
The small boy nodded.
"And Siwius and Wemus awe hewe too...thewe."
Harry pointed to the two small people that stood behind Snape.
"AWWW! They're adorable!,"Hermione said, grabbing the two chibis and huggling them silly.
"Hewmione! Need....TO BWEATH!,"Sirius yelled, his cutie-pie face turning a pale blue from lack of air.
"Yes, pwease!,"Remus squeaked, as if he had inhaled helium.
As Hermione let go and gazed at them adoringly, Ron burst out laughing.
"Harry, mate, what HAPPENED?"
Harry and Sirius launched into the story of how they had gone chibi. For the sake of Harry's already damaged mind, they left out the part with walking in on Dumbledore and McGonagall.
When they got to the part with Professor Snape turning shemale, Ron was in pain from all his laughter.
...But Severus was no where to be seen...
Probably ran away to avoid being laughed at.
"So, what have you been doing all summer?,"Hermione asked.
"Well, I was sick for a while,"Remus explained,"These to jackasses-"
"Remus!,"Hermione said,"That is not proper language for a chibi!"
Remus glared at her.
"Hewmione?"
"Yes?"
"...Shut up."
Everybody gasped. Why? Because Remus is usually our peaceful little sweety! ^_^...But now he's he's our SNARKY little sweety! ^_^
"Oh Remus,"Hermione said,"this is obviously messing up your mind! Let's sing a peaceful song to help you relax!"
Ron and Harry graoned. Hermione's little ditties of happiness were pure TORTURE!
"I love you, you love me! We're a happy family!,"she sang.
That's when Remus and Sirius cut in.
"-With a loaded handgun and an oozie in my hand! Spray this place 'till you're all dead!"
Ron and Harry laughed at the look on Hermione's face when the two chibis sand their little song.
"Oh come ON! It was funny!,"Sirius squeaked.
"Let's try this,"Hermione said,"A, B, C, D, E, F, G-"
"Get your fat ass off of me!"
Hermione spent her day Trying to get them to sing peaceful happy BABY songs.
...But Sirius and Remus always had other plans.
Eventually, they ditched her and took Ron and Harry to go and have some REAL fun.
...By real fun I mean getting blackmail pics of Dumbledore. ^_^
...But....
Where did Sev go?
~End of Chapter 5~
"Sev, I want chocolate!"
"Pwofeesow, I'm tiwed! Take me home!"
"MOMMY!"
Severus was officially having the worst summer of his...HER life.
Our wonderful potions master was STILL a woman,. and our three cuties were STILL chibis!...Not that we mind! ^_^
Remus had recovered from his illness a few days ago. Now, he was back to his cute chibi self. Smiles and all! ^-^
Harry and Sirius had taken it upon themselves to make Sev feel as horrible and annoyed as possible. They still hadn't developed those pictures of her singing to an ill Remus, and didn't plan to until PMSshemale Snape went back to her less dangerous form, Snarkypotionsmater Snape.
"SEV!,"shrieked the small werewolf,"SEVVVIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
"WHAT?!,"yelled the frazzled female...teehee. Female Snape is STILL making us laugh uncontrollably...
Remus blinked cutely and put his small thumb in his small mouth and gave small smile.
"I'm hungwy. When do we eat?,"he asked, his huge amber eyes shining in the light, making his cuteness look surprisingly scary.
Severus rubbed her temples and the bridge of her slightly crooked nose.
"If you want to eat now, I shall take you to the kitchens. Maybe we-"
"HARRY! HARRY WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Severus knew those voices. The mudblood and the weasel...
'WHY ARE THEY HERE?!,'she thought.
Soon enough that feeling of pure rage melted into something different...
Into a feeling of pure fear.
'They can't see me like this!..'
"Umm...come now you three...we're going back to my quarters now.."
"But I'm bored MOMMY!,"Sirius said, grabbing the hem of her robes to add drama to his little skit of humor.
"Then I'll find you something to do when we get there. Now, shut up and-"
"Hey! You! Have you seen a kid with black hair and glasses around?"
Ronald Weasley, in all his amazing stupidity, had found them. He now stood right behind our beloved potions master, though he had no clue...
Severus' face went a beet red as she turned to face the bushy haired girl and the freckled boy.
"Umm...n-no. Try-"
"RON!,"squeaked chibi-Harry,"SAVE ME!"
Harry latched onto the redhead's leg and held on for dear life.
"Pwease! Don't leave me hewe! I need...CANDY! I need...TWOUBLE!"
As you can tell, the chibi in him was taking over, as it was in Sirius and Remus.
Ron could only stare down at the small being that had attached itself to him. Hermione giggled a bit.
"H-Harry?,"she managed to ask.
The small boy nodded.
"And Siwius and Wemus awe hewe too...thewe."
Harry pointed to the two small people that stood behind Snape.
"AWWW! They're adorable!,"Hermione said, grabbing the two chibis and huggling them silly.
"Hewmione! Need....TO BWEATH!,"Sirius yelled, his cutie-pie face turning a pale blue from lack of air.
"Yes, pwease!,"Remus squeaked, as if he had inhaled helium.
As Hermione let go and gazed at them adoringly, Ron burst out laughing.
"Harry, mate, what HAPPENED?"
Harry and Sirius launched into the story of how they had gone chibi. For the sake of Harry's already damaged mind, they left out the part with walking in on Dumbledore and McGonagall.
When they got to the part with Professor Snape turning shemale, Ron was in pain from all his laughter.
...But Severus was no where to be seen...
Probably ran away to avoid being laughed at.
"So, what have you been doing all summer?,"Hermione asked.
"Well, I was sick for a while,"Remus explained,"These to jackasses-"
"Remus!,"Hermione said,"That is not proper language for a chibi!"
Remus glared at her.
"Hewmione?"
"Yes?"
"...Shut up."
Everybody gasped. Why? Because Remus is usually our peaceful little sweety! ^_^...But now he's he's our SNARKY little sweety! ^_^
"Oh Remus,"Hermione said,"this is obviously messing up your mind! Let's sing a peaceful song to help you relax!"
Ron and Harry graoned. Hermione's little ditties of happiness were pure TORTURE!
"I love you, you love me! We're a happy family!,"she sang.
That's when Remus and Sirius cut in.
"-With a loaded handgun and an oozie in my hand! Spray this place 'till you're all dead!"
Ron and Harry laughed at the look on Hermione's face when the two chibis sand their little song.
"Oh come ON! It was funny!,"Sirius squeaked.
"Let's try this,"Hermione said,"A, B, C, D, E, F, G-"
"Get your fat ass off of me!"
Hermione spent her day Trying to get them to sing peaceful happy BABY songs.
...But Sirius and Remus always had other plans.
Eventually, they ditched her and took Ron and Harry to go and have some REAL fun.
...By real fun I mean getting blackmail pics of Dumbledore. ^_^
...But....
Where did Sev go?
~End of Chapter 5~