(AN: (falls over dead)(regains life and continues typing) Well, this whole week Nebraska's been dumped on with rain, which is good for the farmers but bad for the marching bands! We had a morning rehearsal this morning (today's Saturday) and our director told us we were four days behind. And our rehearsal today didn't help anything. We stink. We've gotten superiors (aka ones) my whole time in band, and if we get only a two I'd cry. Seriously. But a lot of the freshmen just don't care, I think.
But enough with that. On to the story! Again, I don't own anything except the characters I… uh… own. And sorry for killing off Leslie, Xavier, and all those other fairies. I have a really bad habit of killing off my OC's. Well, anyway, here we go. Thanks for all the reviews. Sarah Dawson, you should be proud! That's the longest review I've ever gotten! You can brag now.)
Timmy sat up on the bed. Timmy looked off into space. Timmy spoke.
"Hey Commander why are you writing so boring," Timmy said.
"Because I'm upset that Marvin left," Commander said.
"That's no excuse for boring writing," Wanda said.
Commander sighed. "You're right," she said grudgingly, finally getting a little more creative with her sentences. "But you don't understand… now that he's left me…"
Wanda gave Commander a funny look. "Commander? Do you really think it's normal to have a crush on a cartoon character?"
"He's not the only one," said Commander, laughing a little. "I also find Daffy Duck, Pepé le Pew, and Yakko Warner pretty hot too. Yowza!"
"That doesn't sound like normal behavior at all," agreed Timmy.
"Those and Marvin are the only ones I really lust after, but there's a lot that I really like and are close to lusting after."
"Like…?" asked Wanda.
"Uh… well… I do think Cosmo's really cute," Commander finally said.
Wanda gasped. "COMMANDER! He's my husband, you know!"
"I know!" said Commander quickly. "And no one can ever replace the spot Marvin holds in my heart, believe me! I know that Cosmo's taken! And besides, I don't lust after him like I do those WB four of mine..." Commander's voice trailed off with a sigh.
"So… you broke up with your second boyfriend, huh? Two down, three to go," said Timmy with a chuckle.
"Yeah… and I felt a little bummed after that. I decided to not date again, ever!" said Wanda firmly.
Timmy laughed. "How long did THAT last?"
"A few decades, actually. I went back to the academy for awhile, because I decided I wanted to be a fairy godmother."
"Did Cosmo go back, too?"
"Are you kidding?" asked Wanda. "He was still cleaning toilets! He kept humiliating Jorgen for so long. But Sarah and Tony went, and Davy, too. It was kind of a family thing."
"Ah. So… is your next boyfriend going to be Randy?" asked Timmy suddenly.
Wanda groaned in frustration. "You're as bad as Sarah was! I did NOT have a crush on Randy! In fact, there's something important you should know about him!"
"And that is…?" asked Timmy.
"Well," said Wanda, "let's have another flashback and I'll tell you…"
***
Wanda flew down the streets of Fairy World to her parent's house. It was her father's birthday and she was going to give him a present. But just then--
SMACK!
Randy had been flying in the opposite direction, and ran straight into Wanda. Wanda rubbed her head in pain. "Watch where you're going!" she snapped.
"Sorry," said Randy.
Wanda looked at him in surprise. "Did you just say sorry?" she asked in disbelief.
Randy sighed sadly. "I'm not really a jerk, Wanda. You and Leslie would just never let me apologize for the way I treated you--and everyone else--in kindergarten. And I really am sorry. I had a reason--a really stupid reason…"
"What is it?" asked Wanda.
Randy hesitated. Finally he said, "I had a crush on Leslie. I've had it since I was six. I thought she was so happy and fun… and since I was so little, and so… mean, I let it out by being mean to her. When we were at the academy, I had matured and didn't want to treat her that way, but she'd always walk off before I could talk to her. And now she's gone and…" Randy sniffled. "Sorry. I'd better go."
"I forgive you," said Wanda, her jaw dropped slightly. "Man, I had no idea. Why didn't you just tell her?"
"That I loved her, you mean? Well, jeez, she was always with Cosmo!" cried Randy.
"But Cosmo didn't love her!" said Wanda. "Well okay, he did, but only as a friend. But anyway… I'm sure Leslie would have forgiven you too."
"Well, I'd better go," said Randy quietly, waving his wand and poofing out of sight.
Wanda scratched her head. "Whoa. Randy loved Leslie, but Leslie loved Cosmo. Man is my life confusing."
***
"That was unexpected," admitted Timmy. "So how was Cosmo, anyway? I mean, besides cleaning toilets."
Wanda shrugged. "I didn't see him that often. And to tell you the truth, I didn't want to. Not that I was mad at him or anything, he just reminded me of Leslie too much. The next time I did see him, though, was a really important part of my life… well, at least of HIS life."
"What happened?" asked Timmy.
"It started off as any normal day," said Wanda. "Boy, was THAT chlichéd…"
"Sorry," said Commander.
***
Wanda relaxed at her house, enjoying some down time. Her latest godchild had accidentally let someone see her, so she was in between godchildren, awaiting her next assignment. A poof caused her to jump out of her relaxation. It was Cosmo.
"WANDA! YOU'VE GOTTA HIDE ME!"
"Cosmo? What did you do?"
"HIDE ME!" cried Cosmo again, diving under Wanda's bed. Wanda flew under her bed also, and attempted to talk to Cosmo, who was shivering as though he was in Antarctica, and not in Wanda's house.
"Alright, Cosmo, talk to me. Why do you need to hide, and from who?" asked Wanda.
"Jorgen!" cried Cosmo. "He told me to clean toilets, and so I was going to use my wand, but I accidentally hit Jorgen, and…"
"And what?" cried Wanda.
"I don't know!" screamed Cosmo. "But it must've been terrible! He yelled louder than he's ever yelled at me before! And that's LOUD!"
"I'll go talk to him… I guess," said Wanda, not wanting to admit that she was afraid of what Jorgen might do to her in his anger at whatever Cosmo had done. "But why did you come here, instead of your parents?"
"Well you're my best friend, DUH!" cried Cosmo. "Besides, my parents are fairy godparents now."
"Really? I didn't know that. Come on," Wanda said, grabbing Cosmo by the hand and pulling him out from under the bed.
"No! Don't make me go! He'll kill me!" sobbed Cosmo.
"Don't worry, Cozzie," said Wanda comfortingly, stroking his hand a little. "I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you. Now come on!"
***
It wasn't too hard to find Jorgen--just go against the flow of terrified fairies flying away in fear. Wanda gritted her teeth and flew past all the panicking fairies, with Cosmo, terrified, clutching her hand even tighter. She finally reached…
"The hospital?" she asked in confusion. "Cosmo, did you hurt Jorgen?"
"I don't know!" cried Cosmo. He started to say something else but his voice was drowned out by what sounded like Jorgen yelling in pain.
"Oh, great," muttered Wanda. "Come on, I'll go talk to him, and you need to apologize."
"Apologize?" gasped Cosmo. "Uh… what does that mean?"
"Come on," said Wanda for the third time, going into the hospital.
***
"Jorgen most certainly does not want to see THAT little monstrosity!" cried a nurse to Cosmo and Wanda.
"Was that a compliment?" asked Cosmo to Wanda.
Wanda let go of Cosmo's hand and flew into the nurse's face. "Cosmo doesn't know what he did, but he wants to apologize. And I want to talk to Jorgen, too!"
Cosmo was still very frightened, apparently, for he flew straight up to Wanda and held her hand again in a death grip. The nurse sighed. "Well… okay, but Jorgen will NOT be happy." She opened the door to Jorgen's room. "Sir? Cosmo wants to apologize!"
"I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT MONSTROSITY!" hollered Jorgen.
"There's that word again!" said Cosmo. "What does it mean?"
"Well then, I'm coming in!" said Wanda, bravely flying into the door. Cosmo followed, mainly because he still had the death grip on Wanda's hand.
"Alright, Jorgen, what happened?" asked Wanda briskly. Jorgen was laying in a hospital bed, not appearing to have any injuries, but something seamed to be missing…
"He didn't tell you?" cried Jorgen. "That little moron, that stupid retarded fairy who doesn't deserve to be in the military academy--"
"JUST GET TO THE POIINT!" hollered Wanda.
"He BURNED MY WINGS OFF!" bellowed Jorgen, so loudly that Cosmo and Wanda's hair was blown all out of place.
"I did?" asked Cosmo in confusion.
"YES!" bellowed Jorgen. "Didn't you listen when I was YELLING AT YOU?"
"…No…"
"GET OUT!" cried Jorgen. Cosmo only tightened his grip on Wanda's hand. Jorgen glared at him. "I said, GET OUT!"
Cosmo was clearly petrified, but instead of doing as he was ordered, he gripped Wanda's hand even tighter. Wanda winced. "Cosmo… you're cutting off the circulation to my hand…"
Cosmo relaxed his grip about a fraction of a percent. Wanda sighed. "Tell Jorgen you're sorry, Cosmo."
"I'm sorry," whispered Cosmo. Wanda nodded and poofed them back to her house.
With all the force she could muster, she pulled her hand from Cosmo's grip. "Cosmo, you have GOT to be more careful! Jorgen's going to be handicapped the rest of his life! And so will my hand," she moaned, attempting to open and close her hand.
"What's wrong with your hand, Wanda?" asked Cosmo innocently. Wanda glared at him.
"Ooooh…" said Cosmo quietly. "Sorry, Wanda, but I was scared! I thought he was gonna kill you! And me too, I guess."
Wanda could feel her stomach do a weird leap, realizing that Cosmo was more worried about her safety than his own. Confused, she mentally pushed that strange feeling aside. "…Holding my hand like that wouldn't have saved either of us, Cosmo," she said, somewhat sharply.
"You're right," said Cosmo sadly, his face dropping and looking at the ground.
Wanda looked at him in pity and hugged him tightly. "I'm sorry for snapping like that," she said.
"You snapped?" asked Cosmo. "But you're still in one piece!"
Despite herself, Wanda couldn't help but laugh. "I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't very nice to you just then. I know you didn't mean to hurt Jorgen. Or my hand." She pulled him a little tighter towards her.
"And I'm sorry I hurt your hand," said Cosmo gently, sliding his arms around her and hugging her back.
Wanda felt her stomach do that weird leap again. ~Alright, STOP IT,~ she thought to herself. She let go of Cosmo and looked him in the eyes. "Are you going to be okay?" she asked.
"I think so," said Cosmo seriously. "I… guess I'll go now." He waved his wand and vanished with a poof.
***
"Hello!" cried Timmy. "I'm finding this hard to believe. You guys are fairies! Couldn't you have just grown his wings back?"
"We're fairies, not miracle workers!" said Wanda. "Hey, that sounds familiar…"
"That's cuz you said it last chapter," said Timmy.
"Oh, yeah, right," said Wanda. "Anyway, the burning off of Jorgen's wings wasn't just externally. All the internal nerves and tissues were destroyed too. There was really no way to replace those. Just like you humans, we fairies can't really replace them."
"We have synthetic replacement limbs, you know," said Timmy.
"Oh sure, so do we, even better than yours," said Wanda. "But they're still not real. You can tell that they're fake. Jorgen didn't want people to consider him a cripple, so he just completely went without them and walked everywhere. And still does. When he does need to fly, he uses that jet pack."
"And when people ask him why he doesn't have wings…"
"He says he thinks they're too girly." Wanda smirked a little. "Actually, Jorgen losing his wings has made him even tougher."
"So now what?" asked Timmy. "The chapter never ends with the present-day us. It's always something of your past."
"Yeah, there is something, but it's pretty short," admitted Wanda. "And pretty traumatizing. And pretty weird…"
***
It was, actually, just seconds after Cosmo had poofed off where this part of the story picks up again. Wanda floated outside and sat on her steps, contemplating the day's events. Especially those weird feelings in her stomach when she had been with Cosmo.
~Well, jeez, I know why I felt that way,~ she slowly realized. ~We're such good friends, closer than any other friends I know. Man, I should've spent more time with him after Leslie's death. He must still be grieving… just like me…~
She suddenly heard something and looked across the street. It was Cougar, taking a walk with…
Wanda gasped. Cougar had a girlfriend! She quickly yet quietly went inside and watched them through the window, talking and laughing just like…they had used to. She watched them leave as quickly as they had come. She sighed sadly. ~I've just had the most uplifting day ever,~ she thought dryly to herself. ~And that was sarcasm.~
"Hey!" cried a familiar looking rock suddenly. "I'm your ex-boyfriend too! Make me back to normal, PLEASE?"
Wanda sighed. "Go away," she said, throwing Greg out the open window.
(AN: Muah ha ha. Another chapter down the drain! The next chapter will have Juandisimo in it, I think. Hey, I drew another picture of Wanda, and then one of Wanda and Castle which turned at REALLY well, I think. Very effective picture of a mother and daughter. They're on pencil and lined paper again. If anyone wants to see them… I also drew a picture of just Cosmo but I can't find it. I have this really bad feeling my mom threw it away… (searches frantically for Cosmo) Anyway, see you later! I'm busy next weekend, so I'm not sure if I can get a chapter up then. I'll try, though. See you!)
But enough with that. On to the story! Again, I don't own anything except the characters I… uh… own. And sorry for killing off Leslie, Xavier, and all those other fairies. I have a really bad habit of killing off my OC's. Well, anyway, here we go. Thanks for all the reviews. Sarah Dawson, you should be proud! That's the longest review I've ever gotten! You can brag now.)
Timmy sat up on the bed. Timmy looked off into space. Timmy spoke.
"Hey Commander why are you writing so boring," Timmy said.
"Because I'm upset that Marvin left," Commander said.
"That's no excuse for boring writing," Wanda said.
Commander sighed. "You're right," she said grudgingly, finally getting a little more creative with her sentences. "But you don't understand… now that he's left me…"
Wanda gave Commander a funny look. "Commander? Do you really think it's normal to have a crush on a cartoon character?"
"He's not the only one," said Commander, laughing a little. "I also find Daffy Duck, Pepé le Pew, and Yakko Warner pretty hot too. Yowza!"
"That doesn't sound like normal behavior at all," agreed Timmy.
"Those and Marvin are the only ones I really lust after, but there's a lot that I really like and are close to lusting after."
"Like…?" asked Wanda.
"Uh… well… I do think Cosmo's really cute," Commander finally said.
Wanda gasped. "COMMANDER! He's my husband, you know!"
"I know!" said Commander quickly. "And no one can ever replace the spot Marvin holds in my heart, believe me! I know that Cosmo's taken! And besides, I don't lust after him like I do those WB four of mine..." Commander's voice trailed off with a sigh.
"So… you broke up with your second boyfriend, huh? Two down, three to go," said Timmy with a chuckle.
"Yeah… and I felt a little bummed after that. I decided to not date again, ever!" said Wanda firmly.
Timmy laughed. "How long did THAT last?"
"A few decades, actually. I went back to the academy for awhile, because I decided I wanted to be a fairy godmother."
"Did Cosmo go back, too?"
"Are you kidding?" asked Wanda. "He was still cleaning toilets! He kept humiliating Jorgen for so long. But Sarah and Tony went, and Davy, too. It was kind of a family thing."
"Ah. So… is your next boyfriend going to be Randy?" asked Timmy suddenly.
Wanda groaned in frustration. "You're as bad as Sarah was! I did NOT have a crush on Randy! In fact, there's something important you should know about him!"
"And that is…?" asked Timmy.
"Well," said Wanda, "let's have another flashback and I'll tell you…"
***
Wanda flew down the streets of Fairy World to her parent's house. It was her father's birthday and she was going to give him a present. But just then--
SMACK!
Randy had been flying in the opposite direction, and ran straight into Wanda. Wanda rubbed her head in pain. "Watch where you're going!" she snapped.
"Sorry," said Randy.
Wanda looked at him in surprise. "Did you just say sorry?" she asked in disbelief.
Randy sighed sadly. "I'm not really a jerk, Wanda. You and Leslie would just never let me apologize for the way I treated you--and everyone else--in kindergarten. And I really am sorry. I had a reason--a really stupid reason…"
"What is it?" asked Wanda.
Randy hesitated. Finally he said, "I had a crush on Leslie. I've had it since I was six. I thought she was so happy and fun… and since I was so little, and so… mean, I let it out by being mean to her. When we were at the academy, I had matured and didn't want to treat her that way, but she'd always walk off before I could talk to her. And now she's gone and…" Randy sniffled. "Sorry. I'd better go."
"I forgive you," said Wanda, her jaw dropped slightly. "Man, I had no idea. Why didn't you just tell her?"
"That I loved her, you mean? Well, jeez, she was always with Cosmo!" cried Randy.
"But Cosmo didn't love her!" said Wanda. "Well okay, he did, but only as a friend. But anyway… I'm sure Leslie would have forgiven you too."
"Well, I'd better go," said Randy quietly, waving his wand and poofing out of sight.
Wanda scratched her head. "Whoa. Randy loved Leslie, but Leslie loved Cosmo. Man is my life confusing."
***
"That was unexpected," admitted Timmy. "So how was Cosmo, anyway? I mean, besides cleaning toilets."
Wanda shrugged. "I didn't see him that often. And to tell you the truth, I didn't want to. Not that I was mad at him or anything, he just reminded me of Leslie too much. The next time I did see him, though, was a really important part of my life… well, at least of HIS life."
"What happened?" asked Timmy.
"It started off as any normal day," said Wanda. "Boy, was THAT chlichéd…"
"Sorry," said Commander.
***
Wanda relaxed at her house, enjoying some down time. Her latest godchild had accidentally let someone see her, so she was in between godchildren, awaiting her next assignment. A poof caused her to jump out of her relaxation. It was Cosmo.
"WANDA! YOU'VE GOTTA HIDE ME!"
"Cosmo? What did you do?"
"HIDE ME!" cried Cosmo again, diving under Wanda's bed. Wanda flew under her bed also, and attempted to talk to Cosmo, who was shivering as though he was in Antarctica, and not in Wanda's house.
"Alright, Cosmo, talk to me. Why do you need to hide, and from who?" asked Wanda.
"Jorgen!" cried Cosmo. "He told me to clean toilets, and so I was going to use my wand, but I accidentally hit Jorgen, and…"
"And what?" cried Wanda.
"I don't know!" screamed Cosmo. "But it must've been terrible! He yelled louder than he's ever yelled at me before! And that's LOUD!"
"I'll go talk to him… I guess," said Wanda, not wanting to admit that she was afraid of what Jorgen might do to her in his anger at whatever Cosmo had done. "But why did you come here, instead of your parents?"
"Well you're my best friend, DUH!" cried Cosmo. "Besides, my parents are fairy godparents now."
"Really? I didn't know that. Come on," Wanda said, grabbing Cosmo by the hand and pulling him out from under the bed.
"No! Don't make me go! He'll kill me!" sobbed Cosmo.
"Don't worry, Cozzie," said Wanda comfortingly, stroking his hand a little. "I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you. Now come on!"
***
It wasn't too hard to find Jorgen--just go against the flow of terrified fairies flying away in fear. Wanda gritted her teeth and flew past all the panicking fairies, with Cosmo, terrified, clutching her hand even tighter. She finally reached…
"The hospital?" she asked in confusion. "Cosmo, did you hurt Jorgen?"
"I don't know!" cried Cosmo. He started to say something else but his voice was drowned out by what sounded like Jorgen yelling in pain.
"Oh, great," muttered Wanda. "Come on, I'll go talk to him, and you need to apologize."
"Apologize?" gasped Cosmo. "Uh… what does that mean?"
"Come on," said Wanda for the third time, going into the hospital.
***
"Jorgen most certainly does not want to see THAT little monstrosity!" cried a nurse to Cosmo and Wanda.
"Was that a compliment?" asked Cosmo to Wanda.
Wanda let go of Cosmo's hand and flew into the nurse's face. "Cosmo doesn't know what he did, but he wants to apologize. And I want to talk to Jorgen, too!"
Cosmo was still very frightened, apparently, for he flew straight up to Wanda and held her hand again in a death grip. The nurse sighed. "Well… okay, but Jorgen will NOT be happy." She opened the door to Jorgen's room. "Sir? Cosmo wants to apologize!"
"I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT MONSTROSITY!" hollered Jorgen.
"There's that word again!" said Cosmo. "What does it mean?"
"Well then, I'm coming in!" said Wanda, bravely flying into the door. Cosmo followed, mainly because he still had the death grip on Wanda's hand.
"Alright, Jorgen, what happened?" asked Wanda briskly. Jorgen was laying in a hospital bed, not appearing to have any injuries, but something seamed to be missing…
"He didn't tell you?" cried Jorgen. "That little moron, that stupid retarded fairy who doesn't deserve to be in the military academy--"
"JUST GET TO THE POIINT!" hollered Wanda.
"He BURNED MY WINGS OFF!" bellowed Jorgen, so loudly that Cosmo and Wanda's hair was blown all out of place.
"I did?" asked Cosmo in confusion.
"YES!" bellowed Jorgen. "Didn't you listen when I was YELLING AT YOU?"
"…No…"
"GET OUT!" cried Jorgen. Cosmo only tightened his grip on Wanda's hand. Jorgen glared at him. "I said, GET OUT!"
Cosmo was clearly petrified, but instead of doing as he was ordered, he gripped Wanda's hand even tighter. Wanda winced. "Cosmo… you're cutting off the circulation to my hand…"
Cosmo relaxed his grip about a fraction of a percent. Wanda sighed. "Tell Jorgen you're sorry, Cosmo."
"I'm sorry," whispered Cosmo. Wanda nodded and poofed them back to her house.
With all the force she could muster, she pulled her hand from Cosmo's grip. "Cosmo, you have GOT to be more careful! Jorgen's going to be handicapped the rest of his life! And so will my hand," she moaned, attempting to open and close her hand.
"What's wrong with your hand, Wanda?" asked Cosmo innocently. Wanda glared at him.
"Ooooh…" said Cosmo quietly. "Sorry, Wanda, but I was scared! I thought he was gonna kill you! And me too, I guess."
Wanda could feel her stomach do a weird leap, realizing that Cosmo was more worried about her safety than his own. Confused, she mentally pushed that strange feeling aside. "…Holding my hand like that wouldn't have saved either of us, Cosmo," she said, somewhat sharply.
"You're right," said Cosmo sadly, his face dropping and looking at the ground.
Wanda looked at him in pity and hugged him tightly. "I'm sorry for snapping like that," she said.
"You snapped?" asked Cosmo. "But you're still in one piece!"
Despite herself, Wanda couldn't help but laugh. "I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't very nice to you just then. I know you didn't mean to hurt Jorgen. Or my hand." She pulled him a little tighter towards her.
"And I'm sorry I hurt your hand," said Cosmo gently, sliding his arms around her and hugging her back.
Wanda felt her stomach do that weird leap again. ~Alright, STOP IT,~ she thought to herself. She let go of Cosmo and looked him in the eyes. "Are you going to be okay?" she asked.
"I think so," said Cosmo seriously. "I… guess I'll go now." He waved his wand and vanished with a poof.
***
"Hello!" cried Timmy. "I'm finding this hard to believe. You guys are fairies! Couldn't you have just grown his wings back?"
"We're fairies, not miracle workers!" said Wanda. "Hey, that sounds familiar…"
"That's cuz you said it last chapter," said Timmy.
"Oh, yeah, right," said Wanda. "Anyway, the burning off of Jorgen's wings wasn't just externally. All the internal nerves and tissues were destroyed too. There was really no way to replace those. Just like you humans, we fairies can't really replace them."
"We have synthetic replacement limbs, you know," said Timmy.
"Oh sure, so do we, even better than yours," said Wanda. "But they're still not real. You can tell that they're fake. Jorgen didn't want people to consider him a cripple, so he just completely went without them and walked everywhere. And still does. When he does need to fly, he uses that jet pack."
"And when people ask him why he doesn't have wings…"
"He says he thinks they're too girly." Wanda smirked a little. "Actually, Jorgen losing his wings has made him even tougher."
"So now what?" asked Timmy. "The chapter never ends with the present-day us. It's always something of your past."
"Yeah, there is something, but it's pretty short," admitted Wanda. "And pretty traumatizing. And pretty weird…"
***
It was, actually, just seconds after Cosmo had poofed off where this part of the story picks up again. Wanda floated outside and sat on her steps, contemplating the day's events. Especially those weird feelings in her stomach when she had been with Cosmo.
~Well, jeez, I know why I felt that way,~ she slowly realized. ~We're such good friends, closer than any other friends I know. Man, I should've spent more time with him after Leslie's death. He must still be grieving… just like me…~
She suddenly heard something and looked across the street. It was Cougar, taking a walk with…
Wanda gasped. Cougar had a girlfriend! She quickly yet quietly went inside and watched them through the window, talking and laughing just like…they had used to. She watched them leave as quickly as they had come. She sighed sadly. ~I've just had the most uplifting day ever,~ she thought dryly to herself. ~And that was sarcasm.~
"Hey!" cried a familiar looking rock suddenly. "I'm your ex-boyfriend too! Make me back to normal, PLEASE?"
Wanda sighed. "Go away," she said, throwing Greg out the open window.
(AN: Muah ha ha. Another chapter down the drain! The next chapter will have Juandisimo in it, I think. Hey, I drew another picture of Wanda, and then one of Wanda and Castle which turned at REALLY well, I think. Very effective picture of a mother and daughter. They're on pencil and lined paper again. If anyone wants to see them… I also drew a picture of just Cosmo but I can't find it. I have this really bad feeling my mom threw it away… (searches frantically for Cosmo) Anyway, see you later! I'm busy next weekend, so I'm not sure if I can get a chapter up then. I'll try, though. See you!)