Can you believe it!!! My brother said he'd help me, but he didn't! so I just wrote it by myself. Oh well.

Thanks to Kiami Sinno, Senshia, Yumi, Dana, hermione1fanever, Christi Morelei, and K. H. T for reviewing the first chapter! You guys are the ONLY reason that there is a second chapter. Well, you and my best friend who I told to threaten me to sit down and write stuff.





REMUS & SEVERUS, THE LOSS OF DUMBLEDORE'S KEYS, AND POKEMON

By Silver Wolf

CHAPTER TWO - POOR HARRY

"Well," James said after a few minutes of silence. "Are you going to get on with it?"

Remus cleared his throat. "Harry, could you come up here please?" he asked with a smirk.

Harry stood up and walked slowly up to stand next to Remus. "You aren't going to hurt me, are you?" he asked nervously.

"Of course not," Severus snapped. "We're simply going to compare you to the Pokemon that you remind us of."

"If you say so," Harry said dubiously.

"Now," Remus began. "The first thing you need to take into account is that Harry is famous. So is the Pokemon that reminded us of him."

"Also," Severus continued, "Harry is the star of the series. so is the Pokemon."

"I'm the title character, thank you very much!" Harry exclaimed indignantly.

"Yes, yes, we know," Remus assured him. "However, the Pokemon we are referring to is not. You have a lightning bolt shaped scar, while your Pokemon is an electric type."

"The Pokemon is very courageous, and that is a trademark of Gryffindor house. You have proved that you have courage on numerous occasions, and you are often stupidly brave. Again, like your Pokemon."

"I dare say that you are all wondering the name of the Pokemon that we described," Remus said with a laugh. "Would anyone like to guess?"

Hermione's hand shot up. Both Remus and Severus ignored her. Soon, the hands of Dean Thomas and Lavender Brown joined hers. They still did not call on any of them.

"No one?" Severus said, faking disappointment.

Harry was about to point out that three people had their hands up, but the evil expressions on the faces of the two men stopped him from speaking up.

Or that COULD have been the silencing charm that Remus had used on him only seconds before he was going to speak.

"Ah, what a shame Severus," Remus said with a grin.

Severus nodded. "Yes, a real pity."

"Maybe we should show them what it looks like," the werewolf suggested, winking at his fellow entertainer.

"Yes, a good idea, I think."

Remus pointed his wand at Harry and spoke. "Poke-change!"

Harry began to shrink and turn yellow, before completely turning into a large yellow mouse-like creature. "Pika?" he said in a surprised voice.

Severus laughed. "As you may have guessed by now, Harry Potter reminded us very strongly of Pikachu, the lead Pokemon in the series."

Remus turned to Harry - er, Pikachu. "Hang around, once we're done we'll change you back."

Harry looked rather doubtful, but jumped onto a nearby seat to watch the proceedings.

Severus smirked. "And we have chosen Peter Pettigrew as our next victim - er, contestant."

Remus raised an eyebrow. "I didn't know this was a game show."

Severus shrugged. "I've always wanted to be a game show host."

"I'm sure you have."

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"I don't believe it," James said disbelievingly. "They turned my son into a yellow mouse!"

"Don't worry James," Sirius said soothingly. "It's not like he's a rat."

"But he's close," James wailed. "It's not fair!" he looked close to tears.

Lily shook her head sadly. "I never did trust Remus completely. Never trust a man who turns your son into a Pokemon, that's my motto."

"I thought your motto was 'Hakuna Matata!" Voldemort exclaimed.

Lily shook her head. "I thought it was time for a change."

"Master, remember what I said about quoting the Lion King," Wormtail said nervously.

Voldemort's eyes narrowed. "Indeed I do, Wormtail." He laughed evilly. "And for thinking that you could tell me what to do, I'm going to have to punish you!"

"Oh no!"

"Oh yes! I'm going to use the tickling charm!!!"





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