Chapter 3
The battle of the bands!
I'm so so so so so so so so so so sorry about the huge delay but I promise ill make up for it. Though next week I'm on camp! Oh well see yah guys.
"Dude you can sing!" Said Harry, hours after the song. "Thanks.. I think" "I can sing better!" Ron said in a challenging way. Ron stood up and the background music started. "Oh dear god" Hermione murmured head in her hands. Ron started to sing: "8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she doesn't notice me Cause she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes Chorus
It's like a bad movie; she's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,
Screaming, "someone shoot me," as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ... She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40oz
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she'll never notice me Cause she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Driving in a Trans Am
Does a mullet make a man? Chorus There she goes again with fishnets on
And dread locks in her hair
She broke my heart I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked Now I'm watching wrestling
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal
Turn tables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped Chorus
Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want"
"Hah beat that!" Ron said triumphantly. "I like that kinda music" Hermione said impressed. "Ill go for the nice guy kinda thing" Said Harry. "Awww!" Said Hermione. " "Hey! Are you mocking me?" "No!" Harry spun around as the music started:
"Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.
Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.
Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong,
and we'll never part.
Love me tender,
love me dear,
tell me you are mine.
I'll be yours through all the years,
till the end of time.
(When at last my dreams come true
Darling this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go)."
"Elvis?" Hermione said, "that's so sweet!" "Yeh, yeh save the mush" Said Draco, "I got something better!" The intro started: "Days swiftly come and go.
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone.
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall.
Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again.
Wish cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old,
They bend, they fold
and so do I to a new love.
Bury me
(you thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(away. away, away...)"
"Alright!" Harry yelled. "That's definitely a winner!" Ron said impressed. "You like All American Rejects Herm?" Asked Draco. "I've never heard of them." Ron, Harry and Draco stared at her in disbelief. "Well your ace to us sweatheart!" Draco said eventually, in an American gangster voice. "The train will soon be arriving in hogwarts..." blared the non existent speakers.
The battle of the bands!
I'm so so so so so so so so so so sorry about the huge delay but I promise ill make up for it. Though next week I'm on camp! Oh well see yah guys.
"Dude you can sing!" Said Harry, hours after the song. "Thanks.. I think" "I can sing better!" Ron said in a challenging way. Ron stood up and the background music started. "Oh dear god" Hermione murmured head in her hands. Ron started to sing: "8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she doesn't notice me Cause she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes Chorus
It's like a bad movie; she's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,
Screaming, "someone shoot me," as I fail miserably,
Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ... She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40oz
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
But, she'll never notice me Cause she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Driving in a Trans Am
Does a mullet make a man? Chorus There she goes again with fishnets on
And dread locks in her hair
She broke my heart I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked Now I'm watching wrestling
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal
Turn tables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped Chorus
Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want"
"Hah beat that!" Ron said triumphantly. "I like that kinda music" Hermione said impressed. "Ill go for the nice guy kinda thing" Said Harry. "Awww!" Said Hermione. " "Hey! Are you mocking me?" "No!" Harry spun around as the music started:
"Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.
Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.
Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong,
and we'll never part.
Love me tender,
love me dear,
tell me you are mine.
I'll be yours through all the years,
till the end of time.
(When at last my dreams come true
Darling this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go)."
"Elvis?" Hermione said, "that's so sweet!" "Yeh, yeh save the mush" Said Draco, "I got something better!" The intro started: "Days swiftly come and go.
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone.
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall.
Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again.
Wish cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old,
They bend, they fold
and so do I to a new love.
Bury me
(you thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(away. away, away...)"
"Alright!" Harry yelled. "That's definitely a winner!" Ron said impressed. "You like All American Rejects Herm?" Asked Draco. "I've never heard of them." Ron, Harry and Draco stared at her in disbelief. "Well your ace to us sweatheart!" Draco said eventually, in an American gangster voice. "The train will soon be arriving in hogwarts..." blared the non existent speakers.