*At a yacht in Sag Harbor*

"Pizza-time! Let's go guys!" (-Kerri)

"We should buy strawberry flavored ice-cream condoms!" (-Meg)

"I prefer chocolate." (-Anne)

"How about Harry-flavored?" (-Kerri)

"Look! A pizza-serving-sex-joint!!!!!!!!" (-Manda)

"Oh. How convenient!" (-Oliver)

"Shall we sally-forth?" (-Meg)

"Well of course!" (-Kerri)

"Now for the real decision, toppings!" (-Oliver)

"And the porn-videos." (-Manda)

"Don't forget the kinky dance hall!" (-Sirius)

"Or the belly-dancers!" (-Ron)

"Welcome to Pleasure Island!" (-Harry)

"We're in Disney World!?" (-Kerri)

"Close, Long Island." (-Anne)

"Dratters, now I want a Mickey-Mouse-Ice-Cream-Pop!" (-Meg)

"I need a porn-shop!" (-Harry)

"I repeat: pizza-serving-sex-joint." (-Sirius with hand motions)

"Oh yeah, even better! Extra-cheese anyone?" (-Harry)

"Cheese is code-named lubricant, preferable broomstick." (-Oliver)

"Men and Quidditch are my favorite things in the whole lemony-goodness world!" (-Kerri)

"Toppings are important." (-Manda)

"And so is having stickers handy!" (-Sticker-Guy)

"Where'd you go?" (-Meg to the Sticker Guy)

"Anne wanted me to give her a stick of cum flavored gum so she could taste a piece of. pie whenever she so desired! (-Sticker Guy)

"Long line, Sticker Guy!" (-Sirius)

"Everyone wants to be me, Mutt!" (-Sticker Guy)

"I'm purebred both ways Scruffy!" (-Sirius)

"Let's have sex." (-Meg whispers to Sirius suggestively)

"What about dinner?" (-Ron)

"We can have that in between love-making sessions stud!" (-Herms)

"Aren't we doing that already?" (-Harry)

"The bohemians are taking over the streets of Sag Harbor!" (-Draco)

"Let's eat sex all night long!" (-Seth)

"Hear-hear, hunky sex-god!" (-Anne)

"Run, now, go!!!" (-Manda)

"Why should I? (-Oliver)

"Anne chose you to have a super sexy pizza, extra cheese no doubt." (- Oliver)

"The dollar-fifty extra-cheese-topping." (-Anne)

"It's all good!" (-Ron)

"Everybody inside now!!" (-Sirius said pushing everyone inside the place)

"Let's order some triple cheese, extra sexy blueberry stud-muffins on the side." (-Meg)

"Yummy, sounds delicious." (-Kerri)

"Dancing, we need a new dildo and scratching post." (-Manda)

"We used them at out last couple of 'get togethers." (-Kerri)

"Considering you are extremely horny for a bunch of Chiquita bananas from Bergen County, NJ. Even though you act British." (-Anne)

"You are so very fucked-up!" (-Sirius)

"Yeah, I know." (-Oliver)

"We love fucking!" (-Seth)

"Especially Anne and the Sticker Guy." (-Kerri)

"Oooo!!" (-Manda)

"Sticker-Guy more like Draco Malfoy." (-Harry)

"Ooo, bad arse!" (-Meg)

"Bring it on!" (-Anne)

"It's already been broughten!" (-Draco)

"Oh Jesus-Square-Dancing-Christ Draco!" (-Seth)

"Look at the huge bloody-hell cocks!" (-Hermione)

"I want a big orgasm, Drakey!" (-Anne)

"He's a Slytherin with much talent!" (-Manda)

"Not that much." (-Sirius)

"Damn straight, Sir!"(-Harry)

"I need your giant flaming cock you bad-arse Slytherin!" (-Anne)

"Here's the pizza I promised you!" (-Meg) "Straight from Sag Harbor!"

"Into the left-door!" (-Anne)

"Is where we enter ladies and my fellow perverts!" (-Draco)

"Men are idiots." (-Manda)

"That's because we think with our inflamed robotic play-toys." (-Harry states matter-of-factly)

"Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, Harry Potter!" (-Sirius) "I thought it was blow up but no, now it's robotic? Sheesh!!!!"

"Tasteless, Potter, tasteless." (-Meg)

a/n: how do you like it so far? I really really need to know! Did you like it or do you think im wasting my precious time? There's more to come but me and my friends have to make it up first! At this point we have 3 lines after the ending of this section.

PLEASE REVIEW! Thanx a bunch! - foxwhiskers