JUST MARRIED

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Rhapsodys Note - Hey everyone, I just love cliffhangers, don't you? Lol, probably not but ya know, that happens ay. I'll stop talkin so you can start reading!

"Not Even"

"MALFOY?!" Hermione screeched.

"GRANGER?!" Draco yelled.

"No way, this isn't happening" Hermione shook her head. She was breathing fast.

"How could I be with you? HOW? Why did I have to have such bad luck? Stupid mudblood" He closed his eyes and faced the ceiling.

"You're bedroom is down the hall and to the right, conceited dickhead" She said, not looking at him and pointing in the direction to his room.

He grabbed his stuff and headed to his room, wondering what he did in his past life to deserve this. When he unpacked, Draco went back out to the living room and saw Hermione there, cooking dinner. She turned around and looked him squarely in the eye.

"I don't like this idea any better than you but to make it bearable for both of us, can we PLEASE at least try to be civil? I'm not asking for much but to make this a little bit easier, can you do this for me?" Hermione said in a calm tone.

Draco narrowed his eyes. "Yeah, ok" He said. He walked over to the kitchen and lifted the lid to the saucepan. "What's cooking?"

"Um.well, I'm TRYING to make spaghetti, but it didn't really turn out the way I'd planned" she replied.

"Don't you know mudbloods can't do anything right?" Draco said.

"Why do you have to be such a spastic, stuck up bitch all the time?" Hermion snapped.

"Language dirty mudblood, you know better than not to speak to ME like that" He drawled.

"At least I don't need tweezers and a microscope to wank" She retorted.

"I'm Hermione Granger! Luv me everybody luv me!" Draco said in a squeaky voice. As he said this, Draco put his hands on his thighs, stuck his chest out and walked lifting his knees up high.

Hermione's eyes flashed for a second then her lips twitched. She burst out laughing.

"I just insulted you. You're meant to be snapping some lame comeback at me" Draco watched her with amusement.

"Yes, I know but that was funny" She said in between giggles.

He smiled and shook his head. Maybe this wasn't gonna be so bad after all, he thought.

"Ok, dinner's ready" Hermione said when she was over her laughing fit and grabbed two plates and put one in front of Draco.

"Thanks" He said.

There was a moment of silence as they took there first bite. Hermione spat it out. The spaghetti was horrible. Draco did the same.

"So. Finally figured out you can't do anything Granger? How pathetic" He said.

"Oh shut up would you" She said sharply and snatched the plate away and threw them in the bin. "I'd like to see YOU try"

"Fine" Draco put his hands up and went to the kitchen and got a few things out.

Hermione went to her room and got out her school diary and then walked back to the living room. She looked through it. There were things cut out of magazines and glued on, notes and pictures drawn on the edges and photographs of her, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Dean, Seamus, Parvati and Lavender on the holidays. She smiled at her memories, hoping to make new ones for the next two weeks, maybe they might even be good.

"Dinner, is served" Draco said as he put two new plates on the table.

Hermione took a mouthful of the pasta in front of her and she had to admit that it tasted good.

"Mmm, it's good" She complimented him.

"Purebloods ALWAYS do things better" Draco smirked.

"Ugh, would you can it with the whole purebloods are better, mudbloods are filth thing? So much for acting civil" Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Well, Purebloods are better but ok, I'll shut up about it, happy?" He said.

"Extremely" she smiled sweetly.

When they had finished, Hermione and Draco cleared the table and then lit the fire.

"What's this?" He grabbed Hermione's diary and flipped through it. She grabbed for it but missed.

"Hey! Not yours, give it back and you'll be spared, ok?" Hermione made another move for it above her head.

"Not ok" Draco ran around behind the couch.

Hermione steeped on the couch cushion and jumped for her diary. She fell on Draco. Their faces were just centimetres apart. Draco and Hermione kept eye contact. Suddenly, He was caught off guard and she grabbed the diary from his loose grip and grinned. Hermione got off Dracos body and walked to the door then turned around.

"I've got the bathroom first" She said, still grinning and disappeared out of sight.

Draco got up and hit his head with his hand.

"Outsmarted by a mudblood" He said to himself.

About half an hour later Hermione came out with a black bonds singlet top on and bright green pyjama pants with pink monkeys on them (Rhapsody - I have these but they're boxers! I call them my crazy munkey boxers. My best friend has tha same!) and her hair in a ponytail with two wisps coming out from the front. Even Draco had to admit she looked pretty.

"Shower's free if you want one and I'd strongly advise you should take it" Hermione said to him.

"Go the pyjamas, did you get them when you were nine?" He asked.

"Just take a shower" She smiled.

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Draco turned the shower taps off and heard music. He quickly dried himself off and put on blue boxers that said 'Make a wish, blow here' (Rhapsody - My boyfriend has them, hehe, I thought they were funni) , grabbed his shirt and ran out to where the living room was. Hermione was on an armchair, dancing and singing into a hair brush to some music he hadn't heard before. Draco smirked.

"So" He said.

She turned red and hid the hairbrush behind her back and jumped off the chair.

"Oh, um.hey?" Hermione blushed.

"Love the singing. Don't give up your day job" Draco was still smirking.

She threw the hairbrush at him but he ducked and it ended up going through a window.

"Oops, Octulus Reparo" She muttered and pointed her wand to the window.

"We're feeling feisty today aren't we, Granger?" Draco teased.

"See that shirt in your hand? Do us all a favour and put it on" Hermione said, though hoping he wouldn't.

"You know you love it" He said.

"Not even!" She shot back.

Rhapsody - Slightly longer than the last, Plz review coz I need them if you want me to continue!