Me: Well... Here I am again... Tails: Darcy, as above, as author, as a 13 yr old (o.o), does not own Sonic X, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Underground, Etc.; Sega + the sonic team does.
Me: ON WITH THE STOWWY!
Tails: NYAH!
Me: *does an ubar cute cub fox face*
Tails: *falls in love*
(You decide what he does! O.o)
------------------------------ Previously, on SXMV:
- "It can't get any easier than this can it?"
- "YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT I WAS GONE?!"
- "Absolutely nobody can stop me!"
- 'I have had great plans before,'
^~-{ And now the Conclusion }-~^- Eggman walked over to the teleporter: "I hope my ass is where it's supposed to be this time." He muttered, remembering the last time he used the teleporter. "That was utterly embarrassing; all my robots were laughing at me!"
=FlAsHbAcK=
- "Beam me up!" Eggman yelled into the intercom. This was the first time he was using a teleporter on himself instead of a robot, and he wondered if he set the codes and programming right for Overlander teleporting. 'Pray no bugs, pray no bugs, pray no bugs,' He kept repeating in his mind.
^(~~~#winkle googly ring tinkley swoosh#~~~)^
- "HOLY MATRIX! HIS ASS IS WHERE HIS HEAD SHOULD BE!" Screamed a random robot, most likely one of the earliest EPU models. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Eggman, embarrassed that both there were bugs and that his ass has recently replaced his head.
=EnD FlAsHbAcK=
- Eggman shivered at that memory: 'It took me an hour to fix the bugs in the teleporter; I couldn't see what I was doing, for the fact that my head was upside down where my ass should've been.'
- "OH MY GOD! HIS HAIR HAS BEEN MOVED UNDER HIS NOSE!!" Said that same, idiotic early EPU robot. "Thats my mustache you idiot!" "Oh, sorry." Eggman shakes his head and burries his face in his hands: "What did I do wrong to raise such an idiotic robot? Tell me!" Eggman starts to cry, as one of his robots rub his back and try to cheer him up, but to no avail.
^*(ScEnE cHaNgE)*^
- Meanwhile... On Angel Island, Knuckles was trying to figure out how to use one of his few salvaged Cellphones. "Damn technology! On you piece of crap, ON!"\ Ah, here we go! Lets see now... Hmm..." Knuckles is tempted to call Sonic, but he forgot his number! "Meh, I'll just call Tails then... Lets see now... Umm... ah: 1-800-T-PROWER." Knuckles delicately pressed in (for if he punched it in he'd lose his only way of contacting Tails!). "Rrrrrrrrrrng! Rrrrrrrrrrrng!" The Cellphone softly hummed. "Hello, Tails here! Sorry but I'm currently away for some reason, which I will not explain into my Answering Machine every time I go do something, so leave a message after the Kids In America! *sings Kids In America by Len*" "AHHHH!" Knuckles screamed into the phone. "Hah! Gotcha Knuckles!" "ARRRGGHHH!"
Sorry but I cant continue right now, sore fingers, feet, legs, toes, head, brain, back, arms, and just about everything else! Bye! OWW! Piez! :(