Disclaimer:
Link: She only owns her own characters. That may or may not include the four girls. She don't own the Angry Mob either. POP THE PUFF!!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?
Link: KEEP RUNNING!!!
Jigglypuff: *waddles away, panting*
¬.¬ Okaaay... It's back! I'd like to thank all the nice peoples that reviewed. 'Cept for IT, of course. *chases a;sldkfjgh (or whatever his name is) away with a portable wildfire*
Let the ficcy begin!
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Narrator: When we last left our heroes and heroines (coughcoughyeahrightcough), the fangirls/ hatergirls were screaming their asses off. And the smashers eardrums' were bursting.
Annie: We've been upgraded? We got a narrator?
Narrator: You think I get PAID for this stupid job? Keep screaming.
Annie: -_-
Narrator: And the smashers eardrums' were bursting.
Link: You got that right!
Annie/ Mary/ Megan/ Katie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -
Marth/ Roy/ Link/ Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Narrator: Jigglypuff was being chased by a mob of angry students and teachers...
(Scene cut to a blackened Jigglypuff waddling in Australia being chased by Angry Mob)
Angry Mob: POP THE PUFF!!! POP THE PUFF!!
Jigglypuff: JIGGLY!!
Narrator: Good God, they chased her to Australia?
Australian Guy 1: *watching the chase*
Australian Guy 2: What the hell is that black thing?
Australian Guy 1: Beats me, mate.
Random Swimmer in Mob (RSM): OH MY GOD!! IT'S IAN THORPE!!!
Angry Mob: Who cares? *continue chase*
RSM: I DO!!! *starts chasing Australian Guy 1 (Ian Thorpe)*
Ian Thorpe: HEEEELP, ROHAN!!!
(A/N: Sorry, Maziko. Couldn't resist. ^_^ See, I'm an American swimmer, and Ian Thorpe is cool. Same with Grant Hackett. I'll be giving other peoples cameos too...)
Rohan: Ian is way too popular...
Narrator: *sweatdrop* Okaaaay... Mrs. Legfield is in an insane asylum...
(Scene cut to Mrs. Legfield in an isolated room)
Mrs. Legfield: THE COWS!!! FEAR THE COWS!!! THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! THEY HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER JAPAN!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY WILL DO NEXT?!?!?!?!? HOW IS MY MATH CLASS DOING?!?
Narrator: O.O Meanwhile, back with our MAIN -
Megan: Hurry up, you stupid narrator, I'm losing my voice here!!
Katie: Yeah, same!!
Mary: *takes a deep breath* I need my inhaler...
Annie: I need alcohol...
Mary: Alcohol gives you weird dreams about killing eleven elves.
Annie: So?
Marth: Eleven elves?
Roy: What the hell?
Mewtwo: Whenever she drinks alcohol, she has strange dreams. Heck, she has strange dreams anyway. She once said "Go ahead and kill it" in her sleep!
Everyone: o_O
Megan: How did you...?
Mewtwo: I'm psychic.
Megan/ Katie: ARG!!! EVIL JAPANESE PSYCHIC KITTY POKEMON WEIRD UGLY STRANGE QUEER THINGY!!!!!
Annie/ Mary: MEWTWO IS NOT EVIL OR WEIRD OR UGLY OR STRANGE OR QUEER!!!
Megan: He is too queer!
Annie: MEWTWO IS NOT GAY!!!!
Mewtwo: o_O Who came up with that idea?
Megan: ALL ANIME IS GAY!!!
Mary: SHUT UP!!
Megan: IT'S TRUE!! WHY DON'T PEOPLE WATCH 'REAL WORLD' INSTEAD OF ANIME?!?
Annie: Because Real World is kinda perverted...?
Megan: ...
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Narrator: Will you hurry up and start screaming? I need to report back to the mansion!!!
*pause*
Link/ Marth/ Roy: Did you say MANSION?!?
Narrator: Erp...
Mysterious Person: Great job. You just blew our cover. Perfect.
Narrator: Well, SORRY, but it's hard to be the narrator, you know!!!
Mysterious Person: No it's not, you just say what's happening and read the freakin script!!
Narrator: That's harder than you think!!! You have to sit there for hours and hours, days and days, reciting a load of shit, when you could be having a good time with your friends!!
Mysterious Person: Do you have any friends?
Narrator: Yeah, you. AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Mysterious Person: Oh... right.
Narrator: -_-
Link: REVEAL YOURSELF!!!
Roy: And who are you to talk?
Link: Um... a person that says 'Reveal Yourself'?
Roy: ...
*Spotlight appears inside a shadow and reveals... Peach and Zelda?*
Marth/ Roy/ Link/ Mary/ Annie: PEACH?!? ZELDA?!?
Peach: Erm... hi?
Zelda: YO WASSHUP MY HOMESLICE?!?
Everyone: ....
Mewtwo: Since when has Zelda been geddo?
Peach: Ever since she met 50 Cent.
Mary/ Annie/ Megan/ Katie: o_O
Marth: Who are they?
Katie: Don't ask.
Peach: Moving on... how's the mission going?
Link: Horrible.
Roy: Our eardrums are broken.
Megan: HEY!!
Marth: It's true.
Mewtwo: It is.
Katie: No, it's not!
Marth: Yeah, it is.
Katie: No, it's not!
Roy: Yeah, it is.
Megan: No, it's not!
Link: Yeah, it is.
Katie: No, it's not!
Megan: *to Annie and Mary* I don't see YOU arguing.
Mary: That's because we know who it is.
Annie: We do?
Mary: Yeah.
Annie: Oh.
Everyone: ...
Mary: IT'S THE AUTHORESS!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Roy: Who's that?
Everyone: I dunno.
Mary: -_- It's -
Peach: *tapping her foot impatiently* Get on with it!
Annie: WAIT!!!
Everyone: o_O
Annie: Before you go, you must give us...
Everyone: ...
Annie: ...
Everyone: ...
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT!!
Annie: A TURNIP!! *DUN DUN DUN!*
Peach: o_O Okay... *plucks a turnip from the ground*
Mary: May the turnip be with you.
Annie: HEY!! THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Mary: ^_^
Peach: Screw this. I'm leaving.
Annie: But we need a narrator.
Peach: Get you own.
Zelda: Seriously, yo, you gotta stand up fo yoself!! My homedog ain't gonna do yo bizness no more!!
Peach: -_- Let's go.
*Peach and Zelda disappear*
Link: NOOOOOO!!!! ZELDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Katie: What's with you?
Link: I wanted to tell her... *eyes glaze over*
*silence*
Link: THAT I HATE HER GUTS!!!!!!
Everyone: *anime fall*
Roy: Why?
Link: *sigh* All right. I'll tell you. One dark, stormy night, I was riding Epona... wait, wrong story.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Link: One dark, stormy night, I was riding Epona... no, that's wrong too.
Everyone: *bigger sweatdrop*
Link: One day, I was playing with Saria, and.... no, they don't want to know that...
Everyone: *even bigger sweatdrop*
Link: One day, I killed Mido because he was such an ass - nope, that's not it either.
Megan: Just -
Link: Maybe it was -
Megan: Don't -
Link: I think it was -
Everyone: JUST DON'T BOTHER!!!!
Link: I GOT IT!!!
Everyone: *anime fall*
Megan: Hey!! I don't want to be ANYTHING anime!
Katie: Yeah, me neither!!
Link: Just let me -
Katie: Change it -
Link: Let me -
Megan: - right -
Link: LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY!!!!
Everyone: o_O
Link: One Halloween, I wanted to dress up as Superman. Saria made the outfit for me and gave it to me.
Annie: You wanted to be Superman?
Mewtwo: Yes, he's an idiot, we know.
Annie: o_O
Mewtwo: ^_^
Link: ¬.¬ I'll ignore that. ANYWAY, I put it in the wash.
Annie: Hylians don't have washing machines.
Mary/ Megan/ Katie: STOP BEING SO TECHNICAL AND PRECISE AND LET HIM FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!!!
Annie: -_-'
Link: *sigh* - and I found, to my surprise, that it had shrunk. Zelda happened to be there, and she snapped a picture of me.
Everyone: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Link: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Roy: *sits up* Hey.
Link: Hey what?
Roy: Can I see the picture?
Link: NOO!!!!! *hides picture*
Marth: Come on, Link. It can't be that bad.
Link: IT IS!!! *looks at picture*
Annie: Let me!
Link: No!
Annie: If you don't, I will hit you with this rather large and thick ruler -
Mary: - Repeatedly. Humming the Zelda theme song.
Link: NEVER!!!! *runs away*
Annie: HEY! *chases him*
Link: *stops* I must tell you something.
Annie: What?
Link: I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Annie: No, you're not.
Link: Yeah I am!!
Annie: Na uh.
Link: Ya huh.
Annie: Na uh.
Link: Ya huh.
Annie: I know who my father is.
Link: You do?
Annie: Yeah...
Everyone: o_O
Mary: *comes up, snatches the ruler, and hits Link with it*
Annie: Repeatedly, while humming the Zelda theme song.
Mary: SILENCIO, IDIOTA!!
Annie: ???????????????
Mary: SHUT UP, IDIOT!!
Annie: Ah.
Everyone: o_O
Marth: LEMME SEE IT!!
Roy: AND ME!
Megan: AND ME!
Katie: AND ME!
Mewtwo: AND ME!!
*Marth, Roy, Megan, Katie, Annie, and Mewtwo leap on Mary*
Football Announcer: And that's a dogpile! Foul on the Wanna-See-Pic team. Musta hurt. And the offensive quarterbacks heading it off, she's running - running -
Mary: I AM NOT RUNNING AND THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL!!
Football Announcer: o_O
Annie: *snatches the picture and opens a laptop, typing*
(A second later, showing on everyone's computer screen in the world)
You know that Elfy thing with blond hair and pointy ears in the game Legend on Zelda?
*picture of Young Link in an ultra small spandex Superman costume, crying*
THAT'S HIM!!
(Brought to you by a Knight of Ni)
Everyone: *rolling on the ground laughing their asses off*
Link: What... just happened?
Narrator: FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DREAM OR REALITY!!!
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Al fin de la episodio! AKA - the end of the chapter. I liked it. How 'bout you? Here's a haiku I wrote: I took the time to update this, As stupid as I may be. So to give me some nice good bliss Reviewing is the key!
I am so skilled. Heed my words and REVIEW!!!
Link: She only owns her own characters. That may or may not include the four girls. She don't own the Angry Mob either. POP THE PUFF!!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?
Link: KEEP RUNNING!!!
Jigglypuff: *waddles away, panting*
¬.¬ Okaaay... It's back! I'd like to thank all the nice peoples that reviewed. 'Cept for IT, of course. *chases a;sldkfjgh (or whatever his name is) away with a portable wildfire*
Let the ficcy begin!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator: When we last left our heroes and heroines (coughcoughyeahrightcough), the fangirls/ hatergirls were screaming their asses off. And the smashers eardrums' were bursting.
Annie: We've been upgraded? We got a narrator?
Narrator: You think I get PAID for this stupid job? Keep screaming.
Annie: -_-
Narrator: And the smashers eardrums' were bursting.
Link: You got that right!
Annie/ Mary/ Megan/ Katie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -
Marth/ Roy/ Link/ Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Narrator: Jigglypuff was being chased by a mob of angry students and teachers...
(Scene cut to a blackened Jigglypuff waddling in Australia being chased by Angry Mob)
Angry Mob: POP THE PUFF!!! POP THE PUFF!!
Jigglypuff: JIGGLY!!
Narrator: Good God, they chased her to Australia?
Australian Guy 1: *watching the chase*
Australian Guy 2: What the hell is that black thing?
Australian Guy 1: Beats me, mate.
Random Swimmer in Mob (RSM): OH MY GOD!! IT'S IAN THORPE!!!
Angry Mob: Who cares? *continue chase*
RSM: I DO!!! *starts chasing Australian Guy 1 (Ian Thorpe)*
Ian Thorpe: HEEEELP, ROHAN!!!
(A/N: Sorry, Maziko. Couldn't resist. ^_^ See, I'm an American swimmer, and Ian Thorpe is cool. Same with Grant Hackett. I'll be giving other peoples cameos too...)
Rohan: Ian is way too popular...
Narrator: *sweatdrop* Okaaaay... Mrs. Legfield is in an insane asylum...
(Scene cut to Mrs. Legfield in an isolated room)
Mrs. Legfield: THE COWS!!! FEAR THE COWS!!! THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! THEY HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER JAPAN!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY WILL DO NEXT?!?!?!?!? HOW IS MY MATH CLASS DOING?!?
Narrator: O.O Meanwhile, back with our MAIN -
Megan: Hurry up, you stupid narrator, I'm losing my voice here!!
Katie: Yeah, same!!
Mary: *takes a deep breath* I need my inhaler...
Annie: I need alcohol...
Mary: Alcohol gives you weird dreams about killing eleven elves.
Annie: So?
Marth: Eleven elves?
Roy: What the hell?
Mewtwo: Whenever she drinks alcohol, she has strange dreams. Heck, she has strange dreams anyway. She once said "Go ahead and kill it" in her sleep!
Everyone: o_O
Megan: How did you...?
Mewtwo: I'm psychic.
Megan/ Katie: ARG!!! EVIL JAPANESE PSYCHIC KITTY POKEMON WEIRD UGLY STRANGE QUEER THINGY!!!!!
Annie/ Mary: MEWTWO IS NOT EVIL OR WEIRD OR UGLY OR STRANGE OR QUEER!!!
Megan: He is too queer!
Annie: MEWTWO IS NOT GAY!!!!
Mewtwo: o_O Who came up with that idea?
Megan: ALL ANIME IS GAY!!!
Mary: SHUT UP!!
Megan: IT'S TRUE!! WHY DON'T PEOPLE WATCH 'REAL WORLD' INSTEAD OF ANIME?!?
Annie: Because Real World is kinda perverted...?
Megan: ...
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Narrator: Will you hurry up and start screaming? I need to report back to the mansion!!!
*pause*
Link/ Marth/ Roy: Did you say MANSION?!?
Narrator: Erp...
Mysterious Person: Great job. You just blew our cover. Perfect.
Narrator: Well, SORRY, but it's hard to be the narrator, you know!!!
Mysterious Person: No it's not, you just say what's happening and read the freakin script!!
Narrator: That's harder than you think!!! You have to sit there for hours and hours, days and days, reciting a load of shit, when you could be having a good time with your friends!!
Mysterious Person: Do you have any friends?
Narrator: Yeah, you. AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Mysterious Person: Oh... right.
Narrator: -_-
Link: REVEAL YOURSELF!!!
Roy: And who are you to talk?
Link: Um... a person that says 'Reveal Yourself'?
Roy: ...
*Spotlight appears inside a shadow and reveals... Peach and Zelda?*
Marth/ Roy/ Link/ Mary/ Annie: PEACH?!? ZELDA?!?
Peach: Erm... hi?
Zelda: YO WASSHUP MY HOMESLICE?!?
Everyone: ....
Mewtwo: Since when has Zelda been geddo?
Peach: Ever since she met 50 Cent.
Mary/ Annie/ Megan/ Katie: o_O
Marth: Who are they?
Katie: Don't ask.
Peach: Moving on... how's the mission going?
Link: Horrible.
Roy: Our eardrums are broken.
Megan: HEY!!
Marth: It's true.
Mewtwo: It is.
Katie: No, it's not!
Marth: Yeah, it is.
Katie: No, it's not!
Roy: Yeah, it is.
Megan: No, it's not!
Link: Yeah, it is.
Katie: No, it's not!
Megan: *to Annie and Mary* I don't see YOU arguing.
Mary: That's because we know who it is.
Annie: We do?
Mary: Yeah.
Annie: Oh.
Everyone: ...
Mary: IT'S THE AUTHORESS!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Roy: Who's that?
Everyone: I dunno.
Mary: -_- It's -
Peach: *tapping her foot impatiently* Get on with it!
Annie: WAIT!!!
Everyone: o_O
Annie: Before you go, you must give us...
Everyone: ...
Annie: ...
Everyone: ...
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT!!
Annie: A TURNIP!! *DUN DUN DUN!*
Peach: o_O Okay... *plucks a turnip from the ground*
Mary: May the turnip be with you.
Annie: HEY!! THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Mary: ^_^
Peach: Screw this. I'm leaving.
Annie: But we need a narrator.
Peach: Get you own.
Zelda: Seriously, yo, you gotta stand up fo yoself!! My homedog ain't gonna do yo bizness no more!!
Peach: -_- Let's go.
*Peach and Zelda disappear*
Link: NOOOOOO!!!! ZELDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Katie: What's with you?
Link: I wanted to tell her... *eyes glaze over*
*silence*
Link: THAT I HATE HER GUTS!!!!!!
Everyone: *anime fall*
Roy: Why?
Link: *sigh* All right. I'll tell you. One dark, stormy night, I was riding Epona... wait, wrong story.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Link: One dark, stormy night, I was riding Epona... no, that's wrong too.
Everyone: *bigger sweatdrop*
Link: One day, I was playing with Saria, and.... no, they don't want to know that...
Everyone: *even bigger sweatdrop*
Link: One day, I killed Mido because he was such an ass - nope, that's not it either.
Megan: Just -
Link: Maybe it was -
Megan: Don't -
Link: I think it was -
Everyone: JUST DON'T BOTHER!!!!
Link: I GOT IT!!!
Everyone: *anime fall*
Megan: Hey!! I don't want to be ANYTHING anime!
Katie: Yeah, me neither!!
Link: Just let me -
Katie: Change it -
Link: Let me -
Megan: - right -
Link: LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY!!!!
Everyone: o_O
Link: One Halloween, I wanted to dress up as Superman. Saria made the outfit for me and gave it to me.
Annie: You wanted to be Superman?
Mewtwo: Yes, he's an idiot, we know.
Annie: o_O
Mewtwo: ^_^
Link: ¬.¬ I'll ignore that. ANYWAY, I put it in the wash.
Annie: Hylians don't have washing machines.
Mary/ Megan/ Katie: STOP BEING SO TECHNICAL AND PRECISE AND LET HIM FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!!!
Annie: -_-'
Link: *sigh* - and I found, to my surprise, that it had shrunk. Zelda happened to be there, and she snapped a picture of me.
Everyone: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Link: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Roy: *sits up* Hey.
Link: Hey what?
Roy: Can I see the picture?
Link: NOO!!!!! *hides picture*
Marth: Come on, Link. It can't be that bad.
Link: IT IS!!! *looks at picture*
Annie: Let me!
Link: No!
Annie: If you don't, I will hit you with this rather large and thick ruler -
Mary: - Repeatedly. Humming the Zelda theme song.
Link: NEVER!!!! *runs away*
Annie: HEY! *chases him*
Link: *stops* I must tell you something.
Annie: What?
Link: I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Annie: No, you're not.
Link: Yeah I am!!
Annie: Na uh.
Link: Ya huh.
Annie: Na uh.
Link: Ya huh.
Annie: I know who my father is.
Link: You do?
Annie: Yeah...
Everyone: o_O
Mary: *comes up, snatches the ruler, and hits Link with it*
Annie: Repeatedly, while humming the Zelda theme song.
Mary: SILENCIO, IDIOTA!!
Annie: ???????????????
Mary: SHUT UP, IDIOT!!
Annie: Ah.
Everyone: o_O
Marth: LEMME SEE IT!!
Roy: AND ME!
Megan: AND ME!
Katie: AND ME!
Mewtwo: AND ME!!
*Marth, Roy, Megan, Katie, Annie, and Mewtwo leap on Mary*
Football Announcer: And that's a dogpile! Foul on the Wanna-See-Pic team. Musta hurt. And the offensive quarterbacks heading it off, she's running - running -
Mary: I AM NOT RUNNING AND THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL!!
Football Announcer: o_O
Annie: *snatches the picture and opens a laptop, typing*
(A second later, showing on everyone's computer screen in the world)
You know that Elfy thing with blond hair and pointy ears in the game Legend on Zelda?
*picture of Young Link in an ultra small spandex Superman costume, crying*
THAT'S HIM!!
(Brought to you by a Knight of Ni)
Everyone: *rolling on the ground laughing their asses off*
Link: What... just happened?
Narrator: FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DREAM OR REALITY!!!
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Al fin de la episodio! AKA - the end of the chapter. I liked it. How 'bout you? Here's a haiku I wrote: I took the time to update this, As stupid as I may be. So to give me some nice good bliss Reviewing is the key!
I am so skilled. Heed my words and REVIEW!!!