A Ramdon Story
By Dr. Hannah
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 3 Well, I don't like explaining previous chapters so read them yourself!
Oh gawd, this took me a while to update. Thank you reviewers! And fanfiction writers DO think alike! So, what were we both thinking of? Well, START READING!!!!
Scene: Kuwabara's room.
Yusuke "*Yawn* So, what do you wanna do?"
Kuwabara "*sigh* I donno, what do You wanna do?"
Yusuke "I donno, whadd you wanna do?"
Kuwabara "I on' no. Whaddya wanna do?"
Shizuru "HEY!!! I'M MAKING COOKIES!!!!!!"
Yusuke and Kuwabara are now wide awake and rush downstairs, but trip and get tangled near the door.
Meanwhile, Shizuru has Hiei by the hair.
Hiei "BAKA NINGEN!!! GET GO!!!"
"No." was the deft reply, followed by a swift kick. [*koff* *koff*]
Hiei "O.O OW!! Why you- AHHHHH!!" *SLAM*
Yes. Shizuru has chucked Hiei into and oven.
Upstairs, Yusuke and Kuwabara are still on the floor, fighting to crawl through the door first. Finally, Kuwabara gets smart and takes out his sword. Er, well, not really smart, seeing that he proceeded to cut a hole on the floor, falling into the kitchen.
Kuwabara "Ow. I WON!!! TAKE THAT URAMESHI!!"
Yusuke "No you didn't! I got through the door first!!"
Shizuru "SHUT UP!! I'm waiting for my cookies."
"O.0 ... Cooooookieeeeeeeee..."
"Hey!! Stop drooling on the carpet!!"
Much later...
Oven "*DING*"
Yusuke and Kuwabara make a jump for the oven, but end up tangled again. they land on the floor in a heap in front of Shizuru.
Shizuru "*Sigh* Ah well! The cookies are done!! ^___^"
She throws her cigarette at Yusuke, hitting Kuwabara, and goes to open the oven door, revealing a very charred and VERY mad Hiei.
Hiei "GRRRRRRR..."
Somewhere far away...
Kurama "*Humming song*"
*BUHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*
Kurama "O.O!! THAT'S KUWABARA'S HOUSE!! And... Hiei's ki. Oh boy."
Anywho...
Kuwabara "Hey! The cookie ran away!"
Yusuke "Woah, your house is burning!"
Shizuru "... Now where did I put the number for the mental hospital?"
Meanwhile, Hiei is running around on a killing spree. He finally reaches Genkai's temple.
Hiei "Well, better be quite or that old hag will wake up and- OOF!"
Wow, Hiei tripped over a rock and is tumbling down a hill, smashing into many inconveniently placed weapons and targets. Swearing in a weird language the whole way.
Genkai "HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!! I'm trying to SLEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!"
Luckily, Hiei's momentum saved him from a barrage of spirit wave shots and pillows chucked at a high velocity.
Much later...
Hiei has reached a river and is contemplating on how to get across.
Hiei "Hmmm, steal a ningen boat, and maybe kill some on the way. Or maybe just torture them. Or both..."
Kurama "HIEI!! There you are! Did you blow up Kuwabara's house?"
Hiei "Hn."
Kurama "I'll take that as a yes. What are you doing, standing there?"
Hiei "Trying to get across the river."
Kurama "Oh, fleeing a crime scene?"
Hiei "Ye- I'm mean, no.
...
Maybe."
Kurama "Ok. Want me to help?"
Hiei "I don't trust you fox."
Kurama "Aww, but I have Yoko under control!"
Yoko "No you don't"
Kurama "Shut up."
Yoko "Make me."
Hiei "ARRRRGGG!!! I'll just swim!!!!"
And so, the little koorime swam across the raging river, eventually ending up on the other side.
Hiei "Stupid river. Hey! A house! Wait, I've seen this somewhere before..."
?? "Ok, refresh. Ok, refresh. Refresh. Refresh. AHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE ^&@%*! REVIEW!!!!!! Oh, here's one. Hi Hiei!"
Hiei "Oh yeah, the authoress that makes us act out stories."
Me "THAT'S RIGHT!!! ^___^ and someone wants you to do the gingerbread man!! You can be the gingerbread man!"
Hiei "Hn."
Me "Come on! You get shoved into an oven, chased by many groups of people, and eventually meet a hungry fox and end up drowning in a river!"
Hiei "... Ummmm..."
Across the river...
Kurama "WHATEVER YOKO!!!! Gawd I'm hungry."
And over the hill
Genkai, armed with coffee and a kitchen knife, is after a certain fire demon...
Near a burning house
The firefighters armed with hoses and doctors with 2 straight jackets are wandering around a burned down house, searching for 2 teens, one red haired and one dark, and a young woman. The police have identified the problem, apparently their oven exploded...
Anywhoo...
Hiei "Uhhh... let's do something else..."
Me "Ok then! Review or Hiei will end up... ehehehehehe... *types frantically*"
Hiei "Do it. Or I'll kill you. And your little friend too."
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 3 Well, I don't like explaining previous chapters so read them yourself!
Oh gawd, this took me a while to update. Thank you reviewers! And fanfiction writers DO think alike! So, what were we both thinking of? Well, START READING!!!!
Scene: Kuwabara's room.
Yusuke "*Yawn* So, what do you wanna do?"
Kuwabara "*sigh* I donno, what do You wanna do?"
Yusuke "I donno, whadd you wanna do?"
Kuwabara "I on' no. Whaddya wanna do?"
Shizuru "HEY!!! I'M MAKING COOKIES!!!!!!"
Yusuke and Kuwabara are now wide awake and rush downstairs, but trip and get tangled near the door.
Meanwhile, Shizuru has Hiei by the hair.
Hiei "BAKA NINGEN!!! GET GO!!!"
"No." was the deft reply, followed by a swift kick. [*koff* *koff*]
Hiei "O.O OW!! Why you- AHHHHH!!" *SLAM*
Yes. Shizuru has chucked Hiei into and oven.
Upstairs, Yusuke and Kuwabara are still on the floor, fighting to crawl through the door first. Finally, Kuwabara gets smart and takes out his sword. Er, well, not really smart, seeing that he proceeded to cut a hole on the floor, falling into the kitchen.
Kuwabara "Ow. I WON!!! TAKE THAT URAMESHI!!"
Yusuke "No you didn't! I got through the door first!!"
Shizuru "SHUT UP!! I'm waiting for my cookies."
"O.0 ... Cooooookieeeeeeeee..."
"Hey!! Stop drooling on the carpet!!"
Much later...
Oven "*DING*"
Yusuke and Kuwabara make a jump for the oven, but end up tangled again. they land on the floor in a heap in front of Shizuru.
Shizuru "*Sigh* Ah well! The cookies are done!! ^___^"
She throws her cigarette at Yusuke, hitting Kuwabara, and goes to open the oven door, revealing a very charred and VERY mad Hiei.
Hiei "GRRRRRRR..."
Somewhere far away...
Kurama "*Humming song*"
*BUHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*
Kurama "O.O!! THAT'S KUWABARA'S HOUSE!! And... Hiei's ki. Oh boy."
Anywho...
Kuwabara "Hey! The cookie ran away!"
Yusuke "Woah, your house is burning!"
Shizuru "... Now where did I put the number for the mental hospital?"
Meanwhile, Hiei is running around on a killing spree. He finally reaches Genkai's temple.
Hiei "Well, better be quite or that old hag will wake up and- OOF!"
Wow, Hiei tripped over a rock and is tumbling down a hill, smashing into many inconveniently placed weapons and targets. Swearing in a weird language the whole way.
Genkai "HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!! I'm trying to SLEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!"
Luckily, Hiei's momentum saved him from a barrage of spirit wave shots and pillows chucked at a high velocity.
Much later...
Hiei has reached a river and is contemplating on how to get across.
Hiei "Hmmm, steal a ningen boat, and maybe kill some on the way. Or maybe just torture them. Or both..."
Kurama "HIEI!! There you are! Did you blow up Kuwabara's house?"
Hiei "Hn."
Kurama "I'll take that as a yes. What are you doing, standing there?"
Hiei "Trying to get across the river."
Kurama "Oh, fleeing a crime scene?"
Hiei "Ye- I'm mean, no.
...
Maybe."
Kurama "Ok. Want me to help?"
Hiei "I don't trust you fox."
Kurama "Aww, but I have Yoko under control!"
Yoko "No you don't"
Kurama "Shut up."
Yoko "Make me."
Hiei "ARRRRGGG!!! I'll just swim!!!!"
And so, the little koorime swam across the raging river, eventually ending up on the other side.
Hiei "Stupid river. Hey! A house! Wait, I've seen this somewhere before..."
?? "Ok, refresh. Ok, refresh. Refresh. Refresh. AHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE ^&@%*! REVIEW!!!!!! Oh, here's one. Hi Hiei!"
Hiei "Oh yeah, the authoress that makes us act out stories."
Me "THAT'S RIGHT!!! ^___^ and someone wants you to do the gingerbread man!! You can be the gingerbread man!"
Hiei "Hn."
Me "Come on! You get shoved into an oven, chased by many groups of people, and eventually meet a hungry fox and end up drowning in a river!"
Hiei "... Ummmm..."
Across the river...
Kurama "WHATEVER YOKO!!!! Gawd I'm hungry."
And over the hill
Genkai, armed with coffee and a kitchen knife, is after a certain fire demon...
Near a burning house
The firefighters armed with hoses and doctors with 2 straight jackets are wandering around a burned down house, searching for 2 teens, one red haired and one dark, and a young woman. The police have identified the problem, apparently their oven exploded...
Anywhoo...
Hiei "Uhhh... let's do something else..."
Me "Ok then! Review or Hiei will end up... ehehehehehe... *types frantically*"
Hiei "Do it. Or I'll kill you. And your little friend too."