Lady Wrath: Hey people gomen ne!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I'm bad at up dating *bow* thanks for all the reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were highly appreciated, and thank you a lot for the suggestions, my muse *glares at muse* wasn't doing its job.

Stealth (My muse): Hey I do more work than the average muse! I have no time to give you inspiration!

Lady Wrath: oh? Then why are you a muse?

Stealth: I dunno.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, that is reality.

Here is the fic, London Bridge parody; its a short story kind a thing before the actual song though.

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*Trowa in the bathroom*

Trowa: hair gel. Hair gel. Where is the damn hair gel.

* Goes out to his room *

* picks up empty hair gel. *

Trowa: Damn!

* Duo outside door *

Duo: Hey Trowa! I need to borrow a gun!

* Silence*

Duo: Trowa? What are you doing in there?

*Duo tries opening door*

* Trowa lunges at the door but hits the wrong side, thus, Duo succeeds *

Duo: ....

Trowa: ...

Duo: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Trowa : -_-;

*Quatre comes in to see a hysteric Duo and a frizzy, limp haired Trowa*

Quatre: HHAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAHAAAHAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: -_-; *thinking* /why me/

Duo: Trowa's hair is falling down,

Falling down,

Falling down,

Trowa's hair is falling down my friend Quatre!

Quatre: .... Take a scrunchy and tie it up, Tie it up!

Tie it up!

Take a scrunch and tie it up my friend Duo!

* Quatre rips out a hair scrunchy and jumps on Trowa *

Trowa: nononononono.. AHHHHHHHHHIEEE!!!!!!!!!

* All hell breaks loose as Trowa fights for his dignity*

Quatre: There! Know you can see!

* Trowa sits stunned with a ponytail on the top middle of his head*

Trowa: -_-;.. *Thinking* /oh the humanity../

Owari *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lady Wrath: I know how short and sad that was, but I need to get the lyrics for the Ham Ham song from Hamtoro! If I don't, I'll try and do it from memory. Please review, I only write if I get reviews.

Stealth: In other words, she needs them so she doesn't feel pathetic.

Lady Wrath: Who asked you!