You might think that this is just one of those fics where the author puts themselves in the story. IT'S NOT!!! The character I put in this story is the exact opposite of me! (well, except the part where she can fight..) I know most of you don't like original characters, but when I put this up before, my reviewers said this was too good and too funny to complain about! (My fic was taken off Fanfiction.net before because I put pictures in the story..oops..) Sorry about the confusion! Kurama's human mom usually refers to Kurama as Shuichi, so he will sometimes be called Shuichi in the dialogue, but his name referring to his speech will remain as Kurama.
~ Kurama/s-girl
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Chapter 1: Kurama's Secret

Kurama, Yusuke, Keiko, and Kuwabara are walking home from school to go to Kieko's house to study.

Kuwabara: Man, I have a HUGE test tomorrow..

Keiko: The science mid-term Mr Akashi is giving?

Kuwabara: Yeah..last time I took a test in his class, I got a 7%...

Yusuke: *jaw drops* 7%?!? *laughing*

Kuwabara: What's so funny Yusuke? I bet you didn't do much better..

Yusuke: I still beat you by 5%..

Keiko: YOU ONLY GOT 12% ON YOUR LAST TEST?!? I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU!!!

Yusuke: Why can't you? All science tests are multiple choice, and it's my best subject!

Botan: Don't ask him what he gets in his other subjects..trust me Keiko, you don't want to know *floating on her oar with Yukina sitting next to her and Hiei standing on the branch of a tree*

Hiei: Really, Keiko, don't let this failure disrupt your perfect grade point average..but me on the other hand.. *hops out of the tree and stands next to Keiko*

Yusuke: *pushes Hiei away from Keiko* Watch it Hiei..

Yukina: *gets off of Botan's oar* Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: Yes, my darling princess?

Yukina: Do you think something's wrong with Kurama?

Kurama: *looking at the sky, not making a sound*

Kuwabara: *whispers* He has been awfully quiet today..

Keiko: Do you think something's wrong?

Yusuke: I'll go see..hey, Kurama!

Keiko, Yusuke, Yukina, Hiei, and Kuwabara: *whisper* Yusuke, no!

Yusuke: Kurama!

Kurama: *slowly looks over at Yusuke* hmm?

Yusuke: Somethin' wrong?

Kurama: No, nothing's wrong..

Keiko: You seem to be pretty distracted today..

Kurama: Really, I'm fine..

Kuwabara: C'mon Kurama! You can tell us!

Kurama: There is nothing wrong! *sighs* I have to go..sorry guys *runs away*

Botan: Maybe we should follow him?

Hiei: That's probably the only way we're going to find out..

Every1: *run after Kurama*

~ Outside Kurama's (human) house ~

Every1: *peeking though a window*

Kurama: *being pushed into his room*

Mrs. Minamino: Hurry, Shuichi! Get ready! She'll be here any minute!

Kuwabara: Who's gonna be here any minute?

Kurama: *walks out of his room in a tux and sees every1 crowded up by the window* How long have you been watching me?!?

Kuwabara: Ever since you ditched us after school..

Yusuke: KUWABARA!!! YOU BIG MOUTH!!!

Hiei: This is why we can never tell him anything..

Kurama: You need to leave..now

Mrs. Minamino: Shuichi, don't be so rude.. Your friends can stay and meet Sumomo.. (yes, I know the name is from Chobits..)

Botan: Who's Sumomo?

Sumomo: *walks through the door* Who do you think? *has long black hair, pulled back into a ponytail halfway down; in a blue snowflake patterned kimono; frowning*

Mrs. Minamino: Sumomo is Shuichi's fiancee`..

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Not bad for the first chapter, huh? Well, be sure to read the next chapter:

FRIENDLY WELCOMES?!