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Author's Note: I'VE BEEN SICK FOR TWO WEEKS! I NEED REST! I NEED REST! I AM POSSESSED BY THE QIAOS! Thank you. _________________________________________________________________
"Most young women met their future husbands moments before the wedding is arranged. Xiao Qiao met hers when she trampled him with a raging panda. That's right, a raging panda."
"Don't believe me I see. Well, apparently then you don't know my sister very well."
"Xiao was never one to back down from a dare, no matter what idiot - I mean no matter who set her up. Our family had unfortunately known Gan Ning ever since he was old enough to swagger his way across the planks of a ship. He was two to be precise. Don't tell! He was a late bloomer when it came to walking. We think that's why at times he can run so very fast."
"Gan Ning was being his usual self - putting the fun back in dysfunctional. Why is it that some men like to tease young women? Poor Xiao. She was worked into a state. Gan Ning had her on the brink of tears teasing her all about her grace, or lack therefore of."
"Either way he decided to make a small wager. If Xiao could stay on top of a panda for 2 minutes, then he would never tease her about being graceless again."
"It sounds simple enough doesn't it? Who would believe that a sweet adorable panda with eyes like two chocolate ponds could ever cause anyone grief, right?"
"Give me that! Geez! You people are actually listening to my sister? Like anyone ever listens to Da Qiao! Let me tell you what really happened! My sister was being mean and not sticking up for me, per usual. Gan Ning was being his usual 'charming' self. He gave me that little dare that sis was telling you about."
"Anyhay, there was no way I was going to back down from him! So I went over to this bamboo forest that we liked to play in a lot when we were younger. It was really spooky. You know, I don't remember the undergrowth being quite so thick back when we were young."
"Either way, I found this great big panda with these HUGE eyes so I put a rope around his neck and hopped right up on his back. Well- the little booger took right off! I mean one minute he was sitting there happy as a little lark and the next BAM! That panda took off faster than Gan Ning at the idea of a free drink!"
"So there I was, bumping along on the back of that horrible panda. Then I see this small little bridge running over a creek. It was simplicity itself to jump off my ride. Unfortunately, I landed on something-err well honestly someone. I accidentally pushed him right off the bridge and into the creek. Well it's not like I meant it!"
"Anyhow, I'm trying to get to my feet, and I hear all these curse words. I mean like long strings of them! So I look over the side of the bridge, and what do I see? Let me tell you! Till I meet Yu Yu Bunny-kins I never knew what I was missing! His beautiful raven tresses hung down his back, sticking to his wet clothing. Yummmmmmy! He was glaring at me. It was so cute! His adorable eyebrows were drawn down and he growled at me! See! Love at first sight! And his dreamy dark brown eyes. Oh they had flecks of anger dancing in them, but it made him all the sexier!"
"That's enough Xiao! Anyhow thank you for listening to my sister's little story about how she met her husband. May all you ladies out there met a man as wonderful as her own. BYE!"
___________________________________________________________________ This honestly came to me in a dreamer. Damn Qiaos. Someone needs to keep them out of my nightmares. It could be worse, at least the one with Zhang He is being kept under wraps. ;)-nat
Author's Note: I'VE BEEN SICK FOR TWO WEEKS! I NEED REST! I NEED REST! I AM POSSESSED BY THE QIAOS! Thank you. _________________________________________________________________
"Most young women met their future husbands moments before the wedding is arranged. Xiao Qiao met hers when she trampled him with a raging panda. That's right, a raging panda."
"Don't believe me I see. Well, apparently then you don't know my sister very well."
"Xiao was never one to back down from a dare, no matter what idiot - I mean no matter who set her up. Our family had unfortunately known Gan Ning ever since he was old enough to swagger his way across the planks of a ship. He was two to be precise. Don't tell! He was a late bloomer when it came to walking. We think that's why at times he can run so very fast."
"Gan Ning was being his usual self - putting the fun back in dysfunctional. Why is it that some men like to tease young women? Poor Xiao. She was worked into a state. Gan Ning had her on the brink of tears teasing her all about her grace, or lack therefore of."
"Either way he decided to make a small wager. If Xiao could stay on top of a panda for 2 minutes, then he would never tease her about being graceless again."
"It sounds simple enough doesn't it? Who would believe that a sweet adorable panda with eyes like two chocolate ponds could ever cause anyone grief, right?"
"Give me that! Geez! You people are actually listening to my sister? Like anyone ever listens to Da Qiao! Let me tell you what really happened! My sister was being mean and not sticking up for me, per usual. Gan Ning was being his usual 'charming' self. He gave me that little dare that sis was telling you about."
"Anyhay, there was no way I was going to back down from him! So I went over to this bamboo forest that we liked to play in a lot when we were younger. It was really spooky. You know, I don't remember the undergrowth being quite so thick back when we were young."
"Either way, I found this great big panda with these HUGE eyes so I put a rope around his neck and hopped right up on his back. Well- the little booger took right off! I mean one minute he was sitting there happy as a little lark and the next BAM! That panda took off faster than Gan Ning at the idea of a free drink!"
"So there I was, bumping along on the back of that horrible panda. Then I see this small little bridge running over a creek. It was simplicity itself to jump off my ride. Unfortunately, I landed on something-err well honestly someone. I accidentally pushed him right off the bridge and into the creek. Well it's not like I meant it!"
"Anyhow, I'm trying to get to my feet, and I hear all these curse words. I mean like long strings of them! So I look over the side of the bridge, and what do I see? Let me tell you! Till I meet Yu Yu Bunny-kins I never knew what I was missing! His beautiful raven tresses hung down his back, sticking to his wet clothing. Yummmmmmy! He was glaring at me. It was so cute! His adorable eyebrows were drawn down and he growled at me! See! Love at first sight! And his dreamy dark brown eyes. Oh they had flecks of anger dancing in them, but it made him all the sexier!"
"That's enough Xiao! Anyhow thank you for listening to my sister's little story about how she met her husband. May all you ladies out there met a man as wonderful as her own. BYE!"
___________________________________________________________________ This honestly came to me in a dreamer. Damn Qiaos. Someone needs to keep them out of my nightmares. It could be worse, at least the one with Zhang He is being kept under wraps. ;)-nat