Retarded Short Stories Just For The Fun Of It
Hi....I am bored...LoL..lucky me...okay! This is short but oh well! ITS RETARDED IN ITS OWN DUMB WAY!
One day Jack and Popuri are sitting in the bakery talking about work and stuff....they get to the point where they are talking about deaths.
Jack: I am gonna have 3 jobs before I die! I'm gonna be a sniper, in the air force, and a 18 wheeler driver!
Popuri: Sounds fun! One of these days I am gonna be a doctor!
Jack: Cool.
Popuri: I know it is^-^
Jack: And ya know what?!
Popuri: What?
Jack: I wanna die either driving, shooting somebody, or in a plane!
Popuri: Lord Jack...I am gonna die doing something retarded..
Jack: *laughing* HAHAHA! You are gonna be like a doctor right?
Popuri: Yeah..so?
Jack: So like I'm gonna be a sniper!
Popuri: And...
Jack: And like you are gonna work on my medical base and I am gonna be sneaking somewhere looking around and there is gonna be some guy with a gun getting ready to attack me and you are gonna be like Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! And get shot! And then I'm finally gonna pay attention and be like Popuri! Popuri! Popuri! And get shot!!!
Both: *laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor and junk like that*
Jack: *still laughing* AND THEN LIKE ON THE WAY UP WE ARE GONNA LIKE BE ARGUING AND STUFF! ITs like you did it! Its your fault and stuff like that!
Both: *hysterically laugh all over again*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~10 Years Later~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Spirit Jack: ITS YOUR FAULT!
Spirit Popuri: NO ITS YOUR FAULT!
Spirit Jack: YOU SHOULDN'T OF BEEN YELLING!
Spirit Popuri: I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!
END OF CHAPTER!
LOL! This actually happened! We was at a pizza party and me and my friend Jeffery was talking about it! Lol that would be funnie if that ended up really being my fate! So yeah! L8ter!
Hi....I am bored...LoL..lucky me...okay! This is short but oh well! ITS RETARDED IN ITS OWN DUMB WAY!
One day Jack and Popuri are sitting in the bakery talking about work and stuff....they get to the point where they are talking about deaths.
Jack: I am gonna have 3 jobs before I die! I'm gonna be a sniper, in the air force, and a 18 wheeler driver!
Popuri: Sounds fun! One of these days I am gonna be a doctor!
Jack: Cool.
Popuri: I know it is^-^
Jack: And ya know what?!
Popuri: What?
Jack: I wanna die either driving, shooting somebody, or in a plane!
Popuri: Lord Jack...I am gonna die doing something retarded..
Jack: *laughing* HAHAHA! You are gonna be like a doctor right?
Popuri: Yeah..so?
Jack: So like I'm gonna be a sniper!
Popuri: And...
Jack: And like you are gonna work on my medical base and I am gonna be sneaking somewhere looking around and there is gonna be some guy with a gun getting ready to attack me and you are gonna be like Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! And get shot! And then I'm finally gonna pay attention and be like Popuri! Popuri! Popuri! And get shot!!!
Both: *laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor and junk like that*
Jack: *still laughing* AND THEN LIKE ON THE WAY UP WE ARE GONNA LIKE BE ARGUING AND STUFF! ITs like you did it! Its your fault and stuff like that!
Both: *hysterically laugh all over again*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~10 Years Later~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Spirit Jack: ITS YOUR FAULT!
Spirit Popuri: NO ITS YOUR FAULT!
Spirit Jack: YOU SHOULDN'T OF BEEN YELLING!
Spirit Popuri: I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!
END OF CHAPTER!
LOL! This actually happened! We was at a pizza party and me and my friend Jeffery was talking about it! Lol that would be funnie if that ended up really being my fate! So yeah! L8ter!