Sakura: eh... Junsui and Harushi are typing this chapter... too lazy (plus
i don't wanna write my own rape seen X.x;;)
Harushi: heh heh heh
Junsui: Sakura would you want this slow and torturing or quick and umm... whatever?
Sakura: surprize me..-_-;;
Harushi: Hai! ^^
Junsui: well on wit da fic! XD
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Disclaimer: you already know we don't own this anime o.O and if you don't, now you do.
Warning: rape rape and rape O.O AND EVEN MORE RAPE! X.x;
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Junsui calms Tamahome down after he found out Miaka had married another of his reincarnations.
"Hey at least he's your reincarnation instead of Hotohori's!" Junsui yelled at him.
"And what's wrong with me?!" asked Hotohori.
"She didn't mean it that way Your Highness. ^^;; She meant that Mibaka DID love Tamahome after all. heh heh" explained Harushi.
"Well, can we stop talking about Miaka and actually find her?" suggested Tasuki.
"Yeah the quicker we find Miaka the quicker we can get to Sakura No Da." said Chichiri.
"Hmph, I'd rather go find Sakura without HER." said Junsui.
"As much as we hate her, Junsui, we need her." said Harushi.
"Fine fine FINE!" (A/N: now to use our very dull imaginations and think of a way to find Mibaka)
"I want another doughnut T_T" cried Harushi. So the group started walking back towards the Doughnut shop again.
*Meanwhile at the doughnut shop*
"STOP DRUELING ALL OVER THE DOUGHNUTS!!! YOU'RE SCARING AWAY THE OTHER CUSTOMERS!" screamed the shop owner to a very annoying pig-headed Mibaka. (A/N: sorry all Mibaka fans... you already know we hate her) The owner kicks her out of the shop just as the Suzaku Seishi and the two girls arrive.
"Hey! It's Miaka! Miaka over here!" yelled Nuriko as he waved.
"Huh? Nuriko? Hotohori? Chichiri? Tasuki? Mitsukake? Chiriko? Tamahome?!! What are all of you doing here?" she said in her really annoying high squeeky voice. (A/N: told ya -_-)
"Hey Miaka, i got you some pastries since the owner wouldn't let you purchase any." a guy who looked almost exactly likeTamahome said as he wrapped his arms around MiBAKA and handed her the bag of pastries.
"This is Taka. He's my...husband." Mibaka said as she glanced towards Tamahome.
"Congrats..." said Tamahome. His expression brightened when an idea popped into his head. "This is my girlfriend...uhh..." he tries to decide if he wanted Harushi or Junsui, "Junsui!" he quickly grabs Junsui around the waist and pulls her to him.
"uhh...." Junsui was now blushing furiously but figured out what he was doing (A/N: if you hadn't figured it out he's trying to make Miaka jealous or somethin X.x;;) "well... tamakins... umm..."
"Yeah Jun-sweety?" he shot a worried glance at her.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!" Junsui yelled as she punched him.
"Ok? so while the new couple's workin out their probs why don't we explain things to Miaka?" suggested Harushi.
Junsui comes back from beating the crap out of Tamahome. "Sorry Tamakins," she smiled sweetly at him,"but i really hate it when people touch me. Anyways, Miaka, as much as we hate to disturb your finally normal life, we need your help on saving this world again. Have you found a weird looking hammer recently?" Miaka nods her head.
"Well that hammer is a device we need for you to use to find the Seiryuu Hide-out. Why you? You're the only person who can use the device because of your Miko blood. The Seiryuu Senshi have kidnapped our friend and are planning to use her powers to upgrade the Seiryuu Seven so that they can take over the world. So you can just say this is your everyday world domination thingy." finished Harushi.
"How do they get her power?" Miaka just had to ask.
"erg... well..." Tamahome whispers into her ear on how they get her powers.
"WHAT?!!!" *O.O*
*at the Seiryuu Hide-out*
Lilly arrives at the hide-out and sets Sakura on a table.
"Funga fufu. Funga fufu. Funga fufu." she chanted (AN: The 'chant' Lilly used refers to yoh sayin it in Shaman King in the winter special episode X.x;;) Sakura's eyes slowly opened as she felt the hard surface she was laying on.
"Where the hell am i?" she notices Lilly standing beside her.
"Lilly?! Where'd you take me?!" she demanded to know.
"Where else but the Sieryuu hide-out where in three days you'll lose your virginity." she smirked down at her look-alike.
"Why you ugly-" Sakura was interrupted by Lilly.
"who you callin ugly? I look just like you remember?" she scowled at Sakura.
"hmph... You're still a-" again she was cut off.
"Lady Lilly, we have found Lord Nakago and Lady Soi. They are waiting in the main hall for you to explain the.... situation to them and to also explain to Lord Nakago what his... duties...are for the ritual." said Tomo from the doorway.
"Heh heh, wonderful. I'll handle you later." Lilly said and turned around to face Sakura, her face sour at the sound of the mental torturement.
Lilly turned away from Sakura,Tomo opened the door and she walked out, Sakura's eyes tracing her steps until she was no longer in viewing site, and Tomo closed the door.
Lilly entered the Main Hall and the awaiting Nakago and Soi bowed to their co-donno. (AN: BTW Dono is NOT used in Japan as "Master" any longer, however i am too lazy to look up the up-to-date-one. Dono was used in the older days of Japan;)
"Konbanwa Lilly-dono." Nakago and Soi said in unison.
"Konbanwa, Nakago, Soi." Lilly said as she motioned for the two to sit back down, as she went to sit herself.
"Nakago, what your mission is, to rape a girl." Lilly said.
"I see, and who is this girl." Nakago asked while Soi was shooting glares at Nakago for the question he asked.
"Sakura Shoja, i have already captured her and unsealed her." Lilly said.
"When shall i rape Sakura, Lilly-dono?" Nakago asked.
"In three days, on the full moon." Lilly said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End of chapter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harushi: YA!!! OVER SOUL IS GETIN ME HYPER! ^0^
Junsui: I liked it better when butterfly was playing...-.- *sees butterfly...again* ooooooo!! *chases butterfly*
Harushi: It's an annoyin song, but it's okay...
Sakura: *yawn* What'd i miss?
Harushi: You missed me being perverted and listenin to Over Soul and typin dat's all. ^_^
Junsui:X.x; you really didn't miss much.... btw... they're all ready planning on raping you o.O
Sakura: MEEP! ALREADY!!!??? Darn your typin skills! EvIl AlL eViL!!
Junsui/Harushi: MWUAHAHAHAHAHHhAhAHAHAhAhAhahHAHAHAHahahhH!!!!!!! *both take a breath* MWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *both pass out*
Sakura: *poke* *poke* *put's on evil face* Heh heh this is going to be fun....*get's out makae-up* *starts to put it on them* There done!
Junsui: *wakes up* *looks in a mirror that popped out of NoWhErE* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Harushi: *looks at Junsui* *rolfao* AG! IM DYIN OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!! *died and is revied by Iron Maiden Jeanne like ren was in vo. 17 i tink..* *looks in mirror to see if she is alive* O.O!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies again*
Jeanne: o.O *pokes*
Junsui/Sakura: **pokes her too**
Sakura: you know she dead o.o
Junsui: well... while we revive our friend here, review kiez?
Sakura: Ja ne!
Dead Harushi who is in hell: YAHOO!!!!! HAO-SAMA IS IN HELL TOO! *hugs Her hao-sama* ^______________^ YOu peeps review and we shall update, until den..*looks At Hao-sama* I'm gonna have some fun WITH MY BISHIE!!!!!!!!! *grins evilly*
Junsui/Sakura: YOU ARE A SICK PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End~~~~ Jeanne: *pokes compy screen o.o;;;*
Harushi: heh heh heh
Junsui: Sakura would you want this slow and torturing or quick and umm... whatever?
Sakura: surprize me..-_-;;
Harushi: Hai! ^^
Junsui: well on wit da fic! XD
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Disclaimer: you already know we don't own this anime o.O and if you don't, now you do.
Warning: rape rape and rape O.O AND EVEN MORE RAPE! X.x;
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Junsui calms Tamahome down after he found out Miaka had married another of his reincarnations.
"Hey at least he's your reincarnation instead of Hotohori's!" Junsui yelled at him.
"And what's wrong with me?!" asked Hotohori.
"She didn't mean it that way Your Highness. ^^;; She meant that Mibaka DID love Tamahome after all. heh heh" explained Harushi.
"Well, can we stop talking about Miaka and actually find her?" suggested Tasuki.
"Yeah the quicker we find Miaka the quicker we can get to Sakura No Da." said Chichiri.
"Hmph, I'd rather go find Sakura without HER." said Junsui.
"As much as we hate her, Junsui, we need her." said Harushi.
"Fine fine FINE!" (A/N: now to use our very dull imaginations and think of a way to find Mibaka)
"I want another doughnut T_T" cried Harushi. So the group started walking back towards the Doughnut shop again.
*Meanwhile at the doughnut shop*
"STOP DRUELING ALL OVER THE DOUGHNUTS!!! YOU'RE SCARING AWAY THE OTHER CUSTOMERS!" screamed the shop owner to a very annoying pig-headed Mibaka. (A/N: sorry all Mibaka fans... you already know we hate her) The owner kicks her out of the shop just as the Suzaku Seishi and the two girls arrive.
"Hey! It's Miaka! Miaka over here!" yelled Nuriko as he waved.
"Huh? Nuriko? Hotohori? Chichiri? Tasuki? Mitsukake? Chiriko? Tamahome?!! What are all of you doing here?" she said in her really annoying high squeeky voice. (A/N: told ya -_-)
"Hey Miaka, i got you some pastries since the owner wouldn't let you purchase any." a guy who looked almost exactly likeTamahome said as he wrapped his arms around MiBAKA and handed her the bag of pastries.
"This is Taka. He's my...husband." Mibaka said as she glanced towards Tamahome.
"Congrats..." said Tamahome. His expression brightened when an idea popped into his head. "This is my girlfriend...uhh..." he tries to decide if he wanted Harushi or Junsui, "Junsui!" he quickly grabs Junsui around the waist and pulls her to him.
"uhh...." Junsui was now blushing furiously but figured out what he was doing (A/N: if you hadn't figured it out he's trying to make Miaka jealous or somethin X.x;;) "well... tamakins... umm..."
"Yeah Jun-sweety?" he shot a worried glance at her.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!" Junsui yelled as she punched him.
"Ok? so while the new couple's workin out their probs why don't we explain things to Miaka?" suggested Harushi.
Junsui comes back from beating the crap out of Tamahome. "Sorry Tamakins," she smiled sweetly at him,"but i really hate it when people touch me. Anyways, Miaka, as much as we hate to disturb your finally normal life, we need your help on saving this world again. Have you found a weird looking hammer recently?" Miaka nods her head.
"Well that hammer is a device we need for you to use to find the Seiryuu Hide-out. Why you? You're the only person who can use the device because of your Miko blood. The Seiryuu Senshi have kidnapped our friend and are planning to use her powers to upgrade the Seiryuu Seven so that they can take over the world. So you can just say this is your everyday world domination thingy." finished Harushi.
"How do they get her power?" Miaka just had to ask.
"erg... well..." Tamahome whispers into her ear on how they get her powers.
"WHAT?!!!" *O.O*
*at the Seiryuu Hide-out*
Lilly arrives at the hide-out and sets Sakura on a table.
"Funga fufu. Funga fufu. Funga fufu." she chanted (AN: The 'chant' Lilly used refers to yoh sayin it in Shaman King in the winter special episode X.x;;) Sakura's eyes slowly opened as she felt the hard surface she was laying on.
"Where the hell am i?" she notices Lilly standing beside her.
"Lilly?! Where'd you take me?!" she demanded to know.
"Where else but the Sieryuu hide-out where in three days you'll lose your virginity." she smirked down at her look-alike.
"Why you ugly-" Sakura was interrupted by Lilly.
"who you callin ugly? I look just like you remember?" she scowled at Sakura.
"hmph... You're still a-" again she was cut off.
"Lady Lilly, we have found Lord Nakago and Lady Soi. They are waiting in the main hall for you to explain the.... situation to them and to also explain to Lord Nakago what his... duties...are for the ritual." said Tomo from the doorway.
"Heh heh, wonderful. I'll handle you later." Lilly said and turned around to face Sakura, her face sour at the sound of the mental torturement.
Lilly turned away from Sakura,Tomo opened the door and she walked out, Sakura's eyes tracing her steps until she was no longer in viewing site, and Tomo closed the door.
Lilly entered the Main Hall and the awaiting Nakago and Soi bowed to their co-donno. (AN: BTW Dono is NOT used in Japan as "Master" any longer, however i am too lazy to look up the up-to-date-one. Dono was used in the older days of Japan;)
"Konbanwa Lilly-dono." Nakago and Soi said in unison.
"Konbanwa, Nakago, Soi." Lilly said as she motioned for the two to sit back down, as she went to sit herself.
"Nakago, what your mission is, to rape a girl." Lilly said.
"I see, and who is this girl." Nakago asked while Soi was shooting glares at Nakago for the question he asked.
"Sakura Shoja, i have already captured her and unsealed her." Lilly said.
"When shall i rape Sakura, Lilly-dono?" Nakago asked.
"In three days, on the full moon." Lilly said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End of chapter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harushi: YA!!! OVER SOUL IS GETIN ME HYPER! ^0^
Junsui: I liked it better when butterfly was playing...-.- *sees butterfly...again* ooooooo!! *chases butterfly*
Harushi: It's an annoyin song, but it's okay...
Sakura: *yawn* What'd i miss?
Harushi: You missed me being perverted and listenin to Over Soul and typin dat's all. ^_^
Junsui:X.x; you really didn't miss much.... btw... they're all ready planning on raping you o.O
Sakura: MEEP! ALREADY!!!??? Darn your typin skills! EvIl AlL eViL!!
Junsui/Harushi: MWUAHAHAHAHAHHhAhAHAHAhAhAhahHAHAHAHahahhH!!!!!!! *both take a breath* MWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *both pass out*
Sakura: *poke* *poke* *put's on evil face* Heh heh this is going to be fun....*get's out makae-up* *starts to put it on them* There done!
Junsui: *wakes up* *looks in a mirror that popped out of NoWhErE* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Harushi: *looks at Junsui* *rolfao* AG! IM DYIN OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!! *died and is revied by Iron Maiden Jeanne like ren was in vo. 17 i tink..* *looks in mirror to see if she is alive* O.O!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies again*
Jeanne: o.O *pokes*
Junsui/Sakura: **pokes her too**
Sakura: you know she dead o.o
Junsui: well... while we revive our friend here, review kiez?
Sakura: Ja ne!
Dead Harushi who is in hell: YAHOO!!!!! HAO-SAMA IS IN HELL TOO! *hugs Her hao-sama* ^______________^ YOu peeps review and we shall update, until den..*looks At Hao-sama* I'm gonna have some fun WITH MY BISHIE!!!!!!!!! *grins evilly*
Junsui/Sakura: YOU ARE A SICK PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End~~~~ Jeanne: *pokes compy screen o.o;;;*