Retarded Short Stories Just For The Fun Of It!
Hi!!!! I am bored! HIP HIP HURRAY! I'm always bored though so I guess theres no suprise!! I'm eating cornflakes! HURRAY!
Ch.2 Well now it's a rock!
Everyone is in school that is across the ocean. First period is science class. Mr. Hall(the teacher) is talking about fossilization.
Mr. Hall: Over time the object gets harder underground *blah blah blah*
Popuri, Ann, Cliff, and Jack: *pretend to look interested*
Mr. Hall: Ya know *goes back to a closet* I've got this kinda indian money from a long time ago *pulls out a big jar with indian money in it* Can anyone tell me what this is?
Everyone: *calls out random things*
Popuri: *not thinking anyone can hear her* Its a rock!
Random people in class: *laugh*
Mr. Hall: *dirty look at Popuri* *sighs* Well its a rock now!
Popuri: *laughs*
Jack and Cliff: *turn around laugh* Nice going!
Popuri: *grins*
Mr. Hall: *waits until the class calms down* Well...*holding up the Indian Money* This is actually a fossilized stem of a plant..they would just cut this off.. *blah blah blah*
Popuri, Jack, Cliff, and Ann: *still laughing about its a rock*
*bell rings*
Jack, Popuri, and Ann are walking to 2nd period.
Jack: That was funny!
Ann: *laughing* You were like its a rock!
Popuri: *laughing* I didn't think he would hear me! But he did!
*walk some more laughing until they get to an area where there is a lot of gravel and such*
Popuri: *looking down*..It's fossilized plant stems!!!
~*~*~*~20 Years Later~*~*~*~
Investigator: Thank you for coming ladies. I need you to identify this body*pulls a sheet off of a table* *the table has bones on it*
Ann: What IS that.....
Popuri: *looks at the body carefully* Its a rock!
Investigator: *dirty look* Well its a rock now....
END OF CHAPTER!
LOLOLOLOLOL! THIS REALLY HAPPENED TOO!! LOL! There should be a sub title: Stupid Stuff That Happened At School!! LOL!!! Well byebye peoples!!! L8ter!
Hi!!!! I am bored! HIP HIP HURRAY! I'm always bored though so I guess theres no suprise!! I'm eating cornflakes! HURRAY!
Ch.2 Well now it's a rock!
Everyone is in school that is across the ocean. First period is science class. Mr. Hall(the teacher) is talking about fossilization.
Mr. Hall: Over time the object gets harder underground *blah blah blah*
Popuri, Ann, Cliff, and Jack: *pretend to look interested*
Mr. Hall: Ya know *goes back to a closet* I've got this kinda indian money from a long time ago *pulls out a big jar with indian money in it* Can anyone tell me what this is?
Everyone: *calls out random things*
Popuri: *not thinking anyone can hear her* Its a rock!
Random people in class: *laugh*
Mr. Hall: *dirty look at Popuri* *sighs* Well its a rock now!
Popuri: *laughs*
Jack and Cliff: *turn around laugh* Nice going!
Popuri: *grins*
Mr. Hall: *waits until the class calms down* Well...*holding up the Indian Money* This is actually a fossilized stem of a plant..they would just cut this off.. *blah blah blah*
Popuri, Jack, Cliff, and Ann: *still laughing about its a rock*
*bell rings*
Jack, Popuri, and Ann are walking to 2nd period.
Jack: That was funny!
Ann: *laughing* You were like its a rock!
Popuri: *laughing* I didn't think he would hear me! But he did!
*walk some more laughing until they get to an area where there is a lot of gravel and such*
Popuri: *looking down*..It's fossilized plant stems!!!
~*~*~*~20 Years Later~*~*~*~
Investigator: Thank you for coming ladies. I need you to identify this body*pulls a sheet off of a table* *the table has bones on it*
Ann: What IS that.....
Popuri: *looks at the body carefully* Its a rock!
Investigator: *dirty look* Well its a rock now....
END OF CHAPTER!
LOLOLOLOLOL! THIS REALLY HAPPENED TOO!! LOL! There should be a sub title: Stupid Stuff That Happened At School!! LOL!!! Well byebye peoples!!! L8ter!