Disclaimer: YES! I own Digimon, as well as Microsoft, the NFL, Sprint, Lucas Arts, Puffs, Cartoon Network, Fox, Pirates of the Caribbean, Affair of the Necklace, Cinderella, two pairs of Nike socks, and a printer that doesn't work. I am the Empress of a small island nation off the coast of South America. I also own a huge group of hotels. I am staying at one now, and am currently strolling the beaches of Hawaii with a super hot rock star. *rolls eyes* Honestly people. I'm posting this at a place called fanfiction.net.

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Anyone But You

by EmpressAngel

Chapter Three

"Load it up y'all!" Jeri yelled happily. Takato glanced up at his girlfriend and laughed. Everyone else just kinda stared. Jeri arrived late, with a green cowgirl hat on (Mimi's but green).

"Jeri...uh...nice hat." Kazu said, holding in a laugh.

"Y'all? Jeri...you sound like that transfer student, Amber, from Alabama, America."

The brunette giggled, sorry, "I started watching American westerns. They're the best." She finished with a smile.

Henry looked at her and shook his head, chuckling.

Jeri then smiled and clapped her hands, "Now, there are separate areas we will be in. What area we are in depends on what team your in. Now they will be randomly assigned. I have put all your names in a hat. There will two teams of four and one of three , since Ryo seams not to be coming. And I am taking Miranda, my cousin, along. Uh...Miranda!" She turned toward her parent's parked car.

Slowly, a very fakely tanned, very bleach blond, over made up, girl of about sixteen stepped out of the vehicle. She was wearing a navy blue tub top, a white unzipped sweatshirt, a black mini skirt, black boots, hoop earrings, and very obviously no bra.

Alice and Rika, both saw how fake her appearance was, but Kazu looked as though he'd pass out any minute now.

"Um...right...by the way, Miranda moved to California about five years ago, but she is from here. She's just here for my birthday." Jeri said rather nervously, watching Takato VERY closely, "Now, first team will be, Kenta, Henry, Ai, and Rika. Second team will be....Mako, Alice, Me, and Kazu. Third team will be...Miranda, Suzy, and Takato...."

Everyone looked a bit disappointed, Jeri was two steps from recalling, her arrangements were not those of her dreams, I mean Kazu, but her boyfriend with her cousin was a no-no. Rika's team was the only one who seemed alright with the grouping.

Kazu walked over to Miranda with a rather stupid grin on his face. "Why hello Miranda, I'm Kazu and I'm single."

She looked completely disgusted. "Yeah, well I'm fifteen in two weeks, and I don't date younger, uh, whatever you are."

Kazu frowned for a bit, then, "Are you playing hard to get? 'Cause you know I'm the hottest most popular guy here. No ma'am, you won't find anyone better than me, besides, you'll need a tour guide. So you don't have to pretend. I know you dig me. So...why don't you just come with me and we can tour on over to the hot tubs..."

The blond rolled her eyes, "No thanks." She then walked over to Henry, "So who are you?"

"WAIT!" shouted a voice.

Everyone turned and looked at the hill, where they saw Ryo, running, a trail of dust behind him.

He stopped right in front of them. "Sorry. I didn't want you to leave without me."

"Well...said Jeri, I guess we'll have to redo teams now that Ryo is here," Jeri said happily, already shoving the names back in the hat.

"No, that's alright, Jeri. Ryo can team with us." Takato smiled at his girlfriend. 'I want every thing to be perfect for her today. She spent so long drawing the names, it would be unfair for her to do it all over just because Ryo was late.' He then turned to Ryo, meanwhile, Jeri fumed, unknowingly behind him. "Ryo, this is Miranda, Jeri's cousin, she's coming with us."

Ryo looked at the girl, who seemed to be staring at him very oddly, "Uh..." he swallowed, "Ok."

"Great. Let's go! Right, Jeri?" Takato smiled.

Jeri just grinned a grin that made her look more like Alice plotting revenge than Jeri being happy, Takato, unfortunately, didn't pick up on it. "Right..."

"Alright then," He headed towards, Jeri's car, grabbed his stuff along with Jeri's and Miranda's and handed them each their luggage. "Let's Go!" He yelled as he took off towards Guilmon's Hideout.

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It's been one week since you looked at me

cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.

Five days since you laughed at me

saying get that together come back and see me.

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish,

although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like Leann Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits

You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break

and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, c

ause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry

One Week

Barenaked Ladies

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YAY! 3 down...I don't know how many more to go. R&R.