Merf. I have a strange feeling that I'm going to mess something up in this
chapter. I'm probably right. I've shown pyschic signs lately. Like I knew
that my crush was going to be at this skating thing that I was going to,
and what do you know? He was. Ohhh.... Feel the power....
Disclaimer: The characters are Tamora Pierce's, the yellow jello is something that Mrs. Wollman, my science teacher, said. You wanna hear the story of why she said that? Probably not, but I don't care. We were talking about how jello was made (out of animal bones) and she said that if you boiled a chicken, bones and all, then took the chicken out of the pot and put the pot in the fridge, the next day the water that the chicken was boiled in would look like yellow jello. Everyone started laughing, and she's like, "What? It does!" And then someone pointed out to her that it rhymed and she said "Oh, I get it, cuz shes a poet..." Don't ask where the poet thing came from but it was really funny. Ok this has nothing to do with the disclaimer....
Thanks to all who reviewed. I deleted the reviews after I read them, so I don't remember who they were. Sorry! But seriously, you have no idea how much I appreciate reviewers. I'm thinking about putting Michael Jackson in a future chapter (I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!) What do you think of that?
OMG Wait one more thing! I saw the movie Chicago, and it was REALLY good. So go see it.They deserved all the Oscars they got and more. I was so pissed at Nicole Kidman for winning Best Actress instead of Renee Zellweger. Ok to the story....
Prologue: Owen looked embarassed, then looked away. Finally he spoke. "Kel, there is something very important that I have to tell you.... about me looking yellow and the Yellow Jello...."
Yellow Jello Chapter 2
"What is it, Owen?" Kel asked urgently. "Yellow jello? You never told me anything about yellow jello..."
"I know I didn't. But I was in the kitchens and..."
"Uh-oh." They heard the pink-streaked Yuki mutter from the corner. Owen glared at her before continuing.
"ANYWAY, like I was SAYING, I was in the kitchens, and the cooks were making something..." All of a sudden Owen stopped talking.
"Ah! Can't talk..." He gasped.
"What? What is it, Owen?" Kel demanded.
"I can't.... tell you....." With that he collapsed.
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"Ha. That should do it. He'll never tell anyone about our yellow jello now." The cook king bragged to the regular cooks.
A few minutes later a courier-cook ran up to the cook king. "Sire! Sire! We just got news that someone from this place called Earth is going to be visiting Tortall soon!" The cook king just eyed the courier skeptically. "Arth?" He questioned. "No, sire. Earth." the other cook answered "Berth?!?" The cook king asked. "NO!!! EEEEEAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTHHHHHH!!!" the courier bellowed, then looked embarassed. "Sire." He added hastily.
"Erm..... okay.... Eaarrrrrth...." The cook king said slowly, ennunciating every syllable. (lol ur putting the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle) "Might we find out the name of this foreign embassador?" He questioned.
"Yes, sire. Michael Jackson. I understand he's the King of Pop and greatest entertainer of all time down on Earth." The courier answered.
"Why would he want to be the King of Soda?" The cook king questioned (AN: stole that from Katie when she was attempting to insult Michael)
The courier rolled his eyes and didn't answer. Although he was a culinary genius, he was an idiot involving everything else. "He's coming to the palace," he continued. "Make sure you have something special for him to be ready by 2 days from now."
An evil grin crossed the cook king's face. "I think it's time to bring out some stores from the freezer. " A look of horror crossed over many of the cooks faces. One cook spoke up. "You mean.... the secret victim's file?"
The cook king gave a small nod and then started laughing hysterically, "Muhahahaha!!! Muhahahaha!!!" Soon other cooks joined in.
When they managed to get control of their hysterical and incredibly creepy laughs, the cook king announced that he was going to open the victim's file now. He walked dramatically towards a gigantic steel door. He slowly reached his hand towards the finger-print-activated password, pausing for effect. The lock made some beeping noises, they swung open with a giant CREAK!
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"Owen! Are you alright?!?" Kel demanded for the third time. She shook him roughly, but he didn't wake up. "Erm......" She began, knowing what she should do. "Yuki? Do you know how to do CPR?"
"Yes, I do, and No, I won't. I'm aware that YOU know how to do CPR, so I won't deny you the fun," was Yuki's response.
"Merf." Kel muttered, giving Yuki the evil eye and cursing under her breath. She bent down towards Owen and plugged his nose. She bent down to start giving him air, but suddenly Owen sat bolt upright.
"Kel!!! Don't get all mushy on me now! I'm all right! I just...." Owen trailed off.
"What happened to me?" Owen asked, looking throughly perplexed.
Kel gasped and Yuki ran for Neal.
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Interesting hey? I'm ending this a wee bit early cuz I wanted to leave you in suspense, both with the cooks and with Owen. Plus I wanted to tell you people about this song. It's called Have You Forgotten by Darryl Worley. It's about the war. People are protesting the war and this guy is saying 'have you forgotten about 9/11?' So yeah, I want you guys to know that I support Bush all the way. He's trying to protect our country and this is what he thinks is the best way. It's what I think is the best way, come to that. Well, here's some lyrics from Have You Forgotten. Hope this isn't considered violating copyright laws.
THIS SONG IS NOT MINE! IT IS BY DARRYL WORLEY!
I hear people sayin we don't need this war but I say there's some things worth fightin for What about our freedom and this piece of ground We didn't get to keep em by backin down They say we don't realize the mess we're gettin in before you start your preachin let me ask you this my friend
Have you forgotten how it felt that day to see your homeland under fire and her people blown away Have you forgotten when those towers fell we had neighbors still inside goin through a livin Hell And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout Bin Laden.... Have you forgotten?
They took all the footage off my TV said its too disturbin for you and me It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say If it was up to me I'd show it every day
Some say this country's just out lookin for a fight Well after 9/11 Man, I'd have to say that's right
Ok I'm done typing the song because I just had to type my favorite part (that last part) download the song and listen to the rest. It's a good song and I totally agree with him. Although when my sis wuz listening to it she said that he soils the song with the name Bin Laden. True, but you can't have it all. DARRYL WORLEY~HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
Love ya all, God bless America! Manda
Disclaimer: The characters are Tamora Pierce's, the yellow jello is something that Mrs. Wollman, my science teacher, said. You wanna hear the story of why she said that? Probably not, but I don't care. We were talking about how jello was made (out of animal bones) and she said that if you boiled a chicken, bones and all, then took the chicken out of the pot and put the pot in the fridge, the next day the water that the chicken was boiled in would look like yellow jello. Everyone started laughing, and she's like, "What? It does!" And then someone pointed out to her that it rhymed and she said "Oh, I get it, cuz shes a poet..." Don't ask where the poet thing came from but it was really funny. Ok this has nothing to do with the disclaimer....
Thanks to all who reviewed. I deleted the reviews after I read them, so I don't remember who they were. Sorry! But seriously, you have no idea how much I appreciate reviewers. I'm thinking about putting Michael Jackson in a future chapter (I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!) What do you think of that?
OMG Wait one more thing! I saw the movie Chicago, and it was REALLY good. So go see it.They deserved all the Oscars they got and more. I was so pissed at Nicole Kidman for winning Best Actress instead of Renee Zellweger. Ok to the story....
Prologue: Owen looked embarassed, then looked away. Finally he spoke. "Kel, there is something very important that I have to tell you.... about me looking yellow and the Yellow Jello...."
Yellow Jello Chapter 2
"What is it, Owen?" Kel asked urgently. "Yellow jello? You never told me anything about yellow jello..."
"I know I didn't. But I was in the kitchens and..."
"Uh-oh." They heard the pink-streaked Yuki mutter from the corner. Owen glared at her before continuing.
"ANYWAY, like I was SAYING, I was in the kitchens, and the cooks were making something..." All of a sudden Owen stopped talking.
"Ah! Can't talk..." He gasped.
"What? What is it, Owen?" Kel demanded.
"I can't.... tell you....." With that he collapsed.
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"Ha. That should do it. He'll never tell anyone about our yellow jello now." The cook king bragged to the regular cooks.
A few minutes later a courier-cook ran up to the cook king. "Sire! Sire! We just got news that someone from this place called Earth is going to be visiting Tortall soon!" The cook king just eyed the courier skeptically. "Arth?" He questioned. "No, sire. Earth." the other cook answered "Berth?!?" The cook king asked. "NO!!! EEEEEAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTHHHHHH!!!" the courier bellowed, then looked embarassed. "Sire." He added hastily.
"Erm..... okay.... Eaarrrrrth...." The cook king said slowly, ennunciating every syllable. (lol ur putting the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle) "Might we find out the name of this foreign embassador?" He questioned.
"Yes, sire. Michael Jackson. I understand he's the King of Pop and greatest entertainer of all time down on Earth." The courier answered.
"Why would he want to be the King of Soda?" The cook king questioned (AN: stole that from Katie when she was attempting to insult Michael)
The courier rolled his eyes and didn't answer. Although he was a culinary genius, he was an idiot involving everything else. "He's coming to the palace," he continued. "Make sure you have something special for him to be ready by 2 days from now."
An evil grin crossed the cook king's face. "I think it's time to bring out some stores from the freezer. " A look of horror crossed over many of the cooks faces. One cook spoke up. "You mean.... the secret victim's file?"
The cook king gave a small nod and then started laughing hysterically, "Muhahahaha!!! Muhahahaha!!!" Soon other cooks joined in.
When they managed to get control of their hysterical and incredibly creepy laughs, the cook king announced that he was going to open the victim's file now. He walked dramatically towards a gigantic steel door. He slowly reached his hand towards the finger-print-activated password, pausing for effect. The lock made some beeping noises, they swung open with a giant CREAK!
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"Owen! Are you alright?!?" Kel demanded for the third time. She shook him roughly, but he didn't wake up. "Erm......" She began, knowing what she should do. "Yuki? Do you know how to do CPR?"
"Yes, I do, and No, I won't. I'm aware that YOU know how to do CPR, so I won't deny you the fun," was Yuki's response.
"Merf." Kel muttered, giving Yuki the evil eye and cursing under her breath. She bent down towards Owen and plugged his nose. She bent down to start giving him air, but suddenly Owen sat bolt upright.
"Kel!!! Don't get all mushy on me now! I'm all right! I just...." Owen trailed off.
"What happened to me?" Owen asked, looking throughly perplexed.
Kel gasped and Yuki ran for Neal.
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Interesting hey? I'm ending this a wee bit early cuz I wanted to leave you in suspense, both with the cooks and with Owen. Plus I wanted to tell you people about this song. It's called Have You Forgotten by Darryl Worley. It's about the war. People are protesting the war and this guy is saying 'have you forgotten about 9/11?' So yeah, I want you guys to know that I support Bush all the way. He's trying to protect our country and this is what he thinks is the best way. It's what I think is the best way, come to that. Well, here's some lyrics from Have You Forgotten. Hope this isn't considered violating copyright laws.
THIS SONG IS NOT MINE! IT IS BY DARRYL WORLEY!
I hear people sayin we don't need this war but I say there's some things worth fightin for What about our freedom and this piece of ground We didn't get to keep em by backin down They say we don't realize the mess we're gettin in before you start your preachin let me ask you this my friend
Have you forgotten how it felt that day to see your homeland under fire and her people blown away Have you forgotten when those towers fell we had neighbors still inside goin through a livin Hell And you say we shouldn't worry 'bout Bin Laden.... Have you forgotten?
They took all the footage off my TV said its too disturbin for you and me It'll just breed anger that's what the experts say If it was up to me I'd show it every day
Some say this country's just out lookin for a fight Well after 9/11 Man, I'd have to say that's right
Ok I'm done typing the song because I just had to type my favorite part (that last part) download the song and listen to the rest. It's a good song and I totally agree with him. Although when my sis wuz listening to it she said that he soils the song with the name Bin Laden. True, but you can't have it all. DARRYL WORLEY~HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN
Love ya all, God bless America! Manda