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Chapter Three:
Tag; You're It!

Otogi's next bet for a good date was Yuugi and the white-haired kid (he had forgotten the kid's name already). He figured that between the two there would be just the right mixture of general perversion and risk-taking for the two to hit it off. Besides, it couldn't go any worse than his date with Seto and Jounouchi. That had - literally - given Otogi nightmares.

The tough part about going on a date with those two would be finding something that would keep both their interests without diving directly into sex. He didn't want to pull another dinner-and-a-movie gig. Besides, it would have to be something different, something thrilling, something that would get their adrenaline pumping…

Laser tag.

The drive went well; the kid and Yuugi sat together in the backseat, chatting and joking like friends. Well, then again, they WERE friends; that at least meant they were comfortable around each other. That was a relief to Otogi. Now if he could only remember that kid's name, it would be smooth sailing…

The tag game was a lot more fun than the movie, and - despite the fact that they were chasing each other around with intent of shooting each other with "guns" - a lot less turbulent. Yuugi was darting around and hiding, using his size to his advantage. Finding him was like trying to find an honest lawyer; actually shooting him was harder. So Otogi cornered the white-haired kid first. "Hey you," he said provocatively, trying not to betray that he had forgotten the kid's name again, "I had a devious idea."

He could feel the kid exuding excitement. "Yea?"

"Uh huh," Otogi said, letting his lips brush teasingly along the kid's. "I was thinking when we're done here, me, you, and Yuugi could all go somewhere private."

Uh-oh. Vibes indicated a considerable drop in excitement. "Nah," he said calmly. "I'm not much into that 'innocence' thing; not my kink of choice."

Otogi tried not to roll his eyes and he sought to persuade, "But he's not as innocent as he acts."

"Oh, I'm sure." The kid looked at him mischievously. "You do realize that you're within my firing range, right?"

Otogi stared. "How cold," he said with a grin, and then he bolted. He was in no mood to get shot down quite yet.

Damn! Well, he'd have to convince Yuugi to work his charm. He could get the pants off a straight man; surely getting the kid interested wouldn't be difficult… just as long as Yuugi wanted to play around a little bit.

It took a bit of work, but Otogi eventually found Yuugi. He even had the fortune of being able to sneak up on the short teen. Come to think of it, that was the one thing that Otogi found cumbersome about being with Yuugi: his height. Sometimes it was an advantage, but in more cases - that was, when the two were standing - it was a real pain in the ass. He spun Yuugi around, lifted him up, and pinned him up against a wall. Yuugi stared at him in shock for a second before giggling and wrapping his arms around Otogi's shoulders, kissing him and hooking his legs around Otogi's waist. Otogi grinned against Yuugi's lips; at least he knew Yuugi was all fired up.

However, Yuugi didn't respond any more enthusiastically to Otogi's idea. "All three of us?" he asked quizzically. "I don't think so, not with Ryou."

"Why not Ryou?" Otogi asked, making a mental note not to forget the kid's name this time. "He's good-looking…"

"Sure he is, but…" Otogi almost laughed as he realized that Yuugi was blushing. "It sounds silly, but I prefer guys with dark hair. And taller than me; there's something sort of thrilling about it."

"Ryou is taller than you." That was the only argument Otogi could come up with against Yuugi's confession. Damn, if he had known that beforehand

"Yea, but he's practically albino," Yuug countered. He giggled again, kissing Otogi. Otogi grinned and set him down. Yuugi practically squeaked as he realized that Otogi planned to shoot him and scurried off laughing.

So there went Otogi's plan to get those two into bed. Goddamnit! If all his dates kept at this rate, he'd never get laid!

Grinning, he ran off in chase of Yuugi.

-tbc-