Declaimer: - I do not own Slam Dunk and this idea are based on a movie called Irresistible Woman. I just changed here and there to fit this to the Slam Dunk crew. J  Hey any one interested to be my beta-reader?? Please ignore the grammar. Thank you.

Summary: 4 ugly males of Kanagawa, trying to find a normal life in Shohoku, only to find people hating them but will they find love in amidst the hate ? Will they find ways to improve themselves to become Irresistible Man???  

Introduction of the cast:

Hanamichi Sakuragi – A balding red haired. Have this problem since childhood. Usually wears a wig. Cannot stand the word bald, if when hears will turn into a crazed man and start hitting the one who have said.  

Kogure Kiminobu – Teeth jolted out. Ugly teeth have a nice personality but always considered as a softie always being bullied.

Koshino Hiroaki – a red birthmark (huge) on his face. He is an impatient person

Fujima Kenji – Over feminine with one eye bigger than the other. Loves cooking and F4. The mother of the four.

Rukawa Kaede – Really popular (cute, famous, good in basketball, very blunt, but the most shy one among the four) same class with Hanamichi

Mitsui Hisashi – Really popular (Hot, Famous, good in basketball) same class with Fujima, Kogure and Shini'chi

Sendoh Akira – Really popular (A bit hentai, hot, smiling all the time, good in basketball, likes to flirt around) same class with Koshino Hiroaki

Shini'chi Maki – Really popular (Strict, cute, hot, good in basketball, the captain of the Shohoku's Basketball team.) Same class with Fujima, Kogure and Mitsui

Four Pork Chops

****** Rings******

"Hana-chan. Wake up! You be late for school." The ever-so-patient Kogure-kun called out. "Come on. You don't want to be late for your new school today. Hiro-kun, Ken-kun both have already woken up. We are just waiting for you."

"*Grunt* Just for 5 minutes, please Megane-kun." Hanamichi called out from under his pillow.

"NO! HANAMICHI SAKURAGI, GET OUT OF BED NOW!" the hot tempered Hiroaki called out. HE obviously has enough with Hanamichi's '5mins more' phrase.

Hanamichi scrambled out of his bed, not wanting to piss Hiro-kun more. He quickly got into the bathroom, took a shower, and change into his freshly crisped uniform of Shohoku's High school.

"If I let you go, I will never know- God! Do you have to scare me like that? Ne Hana-chan?" Kenji was cooking and well singing too before Hanamichi frightened him.

"Hehe. Well if I did not do that. How will I ever know that you listen to F4? Hahahahahahaa!" Hanamichi laughed until he rolls on the floor. He really thinks that F4 is a sissy group.

"Why can't I? F4's songs are so nice. And Vanness is soooo hot!" Kenji said while having hearts as his eyes. (A/n we all know it so well [Haruko])

"Yuck. Enough of that. I am sure it will give the Tensai nightmares. Where is the breakfast?" Hanamichi said.

"Here!" Kenji said while handing a freshly made Ham+Lettuce+Cheese Sandwich to Hanamichi. And a bento for lunch later.

"Hey Hey. Are we ready? If we did not go now we will be late for school." Hiro snapped out. He was standing rather impatiently outside the kitchen.

"Hai, Hiro-kun, come on Hana-chan." Kenji said while pulling off the pink apron he has been wearing.

They left the apartment they have all put in money to rent the apartment. All four of them- Hanamichi, Kogure, Hiroaki and Kenji, have been living together for a long period of time. They have been considered as outcast of society because of their appearance. Girls have come and go (screaming). They decided to move in together because only they know how painful it is to be an outcast. They have just moved to their new apartment and a new school.

Out of the four, only Hanamichi looks the most normal. They have been called the Four Pork Chops of Kanagawa. People avoided them like pest. It is a miracle that Shohoku's Administration Board decided to accept them.

They drive to school with their good-old Toyota Ae86 Trueno. It is old but it is theirs.

**Arriving at Shohoku's high**

"Hey you heard about four new guy students arriving today? I hope they are cute." One student said to her friend

"Don't even think about it. They are called the Four Pork Chops of Kanagawa. I heard from my cousin they are ugly. Plain ugly." The other replied.

"Really? Ahh Monster." The other one screamed out, she have seen four of them, and of course she is petrified. "Three of them are so ugly. But the one with the red hair look alright. I don't know why they called him a pork chop."

"Don't know about that. I will ask my cousin about him." The other one said. Hanamichi growls behind them. They froze and said a small sorry before dashing off. But before the other one said "I think I know why he is considered a pork chop, his temper is the cause.

Hanamichi fumes with anger. He heard the two girls chatting about them. They are just lucky that I don't hit girls. Hanamichi thought.

"Maa, Hana-chan. Relax. We all told ourselves that we will not be influence by them anymore remember?" Kogure said out while patting Hanamichi's back.

"Yea! We are the Four Pork Chops of Kanagawa, and we are happy." Kenji chipped out. But I still wish I am not a pork chop. He thought inwardly. Well of course, who wants to be a pork chop?

They went to see the principle of Shohoku's and got to their consecutive classes. Hanamichi in class 1-10, Kogure and Fujima in class 3-2 and Hiroaki in class 2-5.

So how do you like my newest fic? I hope it is not as much as a failure? This is a RuHana, Mitko, SenKosh and of course not forgetting MakiFuji.

The next chapter will be about our four other hot boys, their views on the Four Pork Chops of Kanagawa. Boy I like that name. And I do not hate F4 ok. I just decided to use them because they look gayish. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

Pork Chop in Chinese has this meaning of ugly people.

Any one interested to be my beta-reader?? Review!!!