Declaimer: - I do not own Slam Dunk and this idea are based on a movie called Irresistible Woman. I just changed here and there to fit this to the Slam Dunk crew. J Hey any one interested to be my beta-reader?? Please ignore the grammar. Thank you.
Summary: 4 ugly males of Kanagawa, trying to find a normal life in Shohoku, only to find people hating them but will they find love in amidst the hate ? Will they find ways to improve themselves to become Irresistible Man???
Introduction of the cast:
Hanamichi Sakuragi – A balding red haired. Have this problem since childhood. Usually wears a wig. Cannot stand the word bald, if when hears will turn into a crazed man and start hitting the one who have said.
Kogure Kiminobu – Teeth jolted out. Ugly teeth have a nice personality but always considered as a softie always being bullied.
Koshino Hiroaki – a red birthmark (huge) on his face. He is an impatient person
Fujima Kenji – Over feminine with one eye bigger than the other. Loves cooking and F4. The mother of the four.
Rukawa Kaede – Really popular (cute, famous, good in basketball, very blunt, but the most shy one among the four) same class with Hanamichi
Mitsui Hisashi – Really popular (Hot, Famous, good in basketball) same class with Fujima, Kogure and Shini'chi
Sendoh Akira – Really popular (A bit hentai, hot, smiling all the time, good in basketball, likes to flirt around) same class with Koshino Hiroaki
Shini'chi Maki – Really popular (Strict, cute, hot, good in basketball, the captain of the Shohoku's Basketball team.) Same class with Fujima, Kogure and Mitsui
Day 1
In class 1-10
(Two very gossipy students chatting)
"Hey you heard there will be a new student coming here. I wonder how he will look like."
"Hey how you know that he is a he?"
"Of course I know. I just know that he is quite good looking from other people around school. But he is called a pork chop."
"PORK CHOP?!? Wow that I have to see!"
"Who is the pork chop?" Rukawa asked as he is eavesdropping on their conversation.
"The new kid."
"Attention class. Today we have a new student. Come in Hanamichi." The teacher ushered Hanamichi into the class.
"Thank you."
"Yes Hanamichi. Please introduce yourself to the class."
"Thank you. Yes. My name is Sakuragi Hanamichi. I am 16 years old."
"Yes. Why doesn't somebody volunteer to give Hanamichi a tour of our proud school? Anyone?"
Rukawa's hand shot up. He is really intrigued by this Hanamichi. He needs to know more about him. His red hair is just screaming for attention.
"Yes Rukawa, you may have the privilege to show Hanamichi. And please Hanamichi needs to know the way to the library, other classroom okay, not just the gym."
Snickers were heard throughout the class. The sensei cleared his throat and said Hanamichi please sit behind Rukawa, the empty desk there. He points to the desk behind Rukawa.
"Hey Hana, you play basketball?" Rukawa asked Hanamichi when Hanamichi passed by him.
Hana? Why you!! "*Rage* Never call me Hana I am not a girl." Hanamichi lost his temper and head butted Rukawa. Rukawa as Rukawa, he become angry and hits back. "I am just trying to be friendly." He retort back.
Punches were dodged, kicks were delivered. Teacher and whole class sweatdropped and tries to stop the fight which is getting very serious.
After a very long long time, exhausted male students finally got the volcano and the storm to calm down. Female students were chanting Rukawa over and over again. Teacher was screaming trying to get the class under control. Other students and teachers already gathered outside the class. Then everyone including the chanting maniacs became silent. VERY silent.
Then-
……….
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha" The whole class started laughing. Even the unwanted visitors outside the class. Hanamichi's wig fell off during the fight and his baldness is clearly shown.
"No wonder he is called a pork chop! He is BALD"
Oh OOOO
The word Bald. Bald.
**Flashback**
In his room
"Everyday I will wipe your head with brandy and your hair will grow back." Mother said to Hanamichi. Hanamichi nods, he is trying to get his flowing tears under control. All his friends were treating him badly saying that he is bald.
Outside:-
Grandmother: What kind of kid do you have? He is bald. For god sake, no one in our family is bald. We never have that problem. It is a disgrace to our Sakuragi Family.
Father: He is my child. I don't care whether he is bald or not. My child.
Grandmother: BALD. BALD. BALD. BALD. BALD.
**End of Flash Back**
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, I am not bald!!!! I am not BALD!!" Hanamichi started losing his sanity due to his childhood trauma. He started beating up every living thing he can put his hands or head onto.
"Help!!!! Baldie is losing his temper. He is crazy!! Help! Call the Police!!" His classmates were scared of him.
Luckily Kiminobu, Kenji and Hiroaki are outside the classroom. They were afraid this is going to happen. They ran into the classroom. Kiminobu trying to find his wig and Kenji and Hiroaki trying to calm Hanamichi down by saying "You are not Bald" and "You have hair" and "you are handsome" so on so forth.
Once Kiminobu found the wig, he dashed towards Hanamichi and put his wig on his head. Only by that Hanamichi calmed down.
By that time, the classroom is a wreck, broken desk and chairs, swollen students and papers and stationary everywhere. Everyone is inching away from Hanamichi and the other pork chops. Teacher snapped out of his shock and became very scary and said stressing every word. "YOU. GO. TO. THE. PRINCIPAL. ROOM. NOW."
Hanamichi said a small sorry and went off like a lamb to the principal room.
"Gomenasai! Hanamichi had a very bad childhood. He will go crazy every time he hear the word-" Kiminobu stops and looks around for any signs of Hanamichi. "Bald" Very silently.
Kenji and Hiroaki nods vigorously.
"Okay. Everyone. NEVER. I REPEAT. NEVER SAY THE WORD B-A-L-D. Alright?" Teacher said. He really does not need another round of this. His heart could not take it anymore.
"YES!" They really also do not need another round of that typhoon.
"Rukawa, you too go to the principal room."
"Me? Why?"
"Because if you have not called him Hana, all of these would not have happened."
Students nod.
"But-"
"No but, you are not a goat. Class what do you think, is Mr. Rukawa here partly responsible for these?"
Students nods more vigorously.
***RINGS***
"Class dismissed"
"I never thought I survived that ordeal."
"What a monster!"
"Man, it is going to give me nightmares."
"Sheesh all four pork chops together are a sight to see."
"They are real ugly."
"Yuck *shudder*"
**Back in class**
"Well what do we do now?" Hiroaki asked
"We could clean up the mess?" Kenji suggested.
"Yea we should do that. Hanamichi is our friend and we said that we will stick together in all the bad times and the good times." Kiminobu agrees.
"Ok I will get the broom. Hiro-kun you pick up the fallen chairs and desk back to its normal place. And you Min-kun go and pick up the scattered pieces of papers." Kenji ordered them. They have 30 min to clean up the mess Hanamichi created for them.
*** IN the Principal Room***
"Have you two any idea what you have caused?"
"……."
"Well…. You destroyed the classroom. Caused your classmate to lose the whole class. And you made the school nurse busy with all the cuts and bruises you caused. Especially you, Mr. Sakuragi Hanamichi, you made the school ground a very dangerous place to be, with your fiery temper. I want you two to clean up the mess you have created!"
"Yes Ma'am" Hanamichi said while lowering his head down low.
"But-" Rukawa tried to reason with her. But of course….
"OUT!"
**OUTSIDE THE ROOM**
"Sheesh what is wrong with her! What? Why are you glaring at me? Kitsune!"
"It's your entire fault!! Now I have to spend the whole day with you, pork chop, cleaning! I don't clean! And stop calling me Kitsune."
"I am sorry you don't know how to hold a broom." Mocked Hanamichi. Rukawa glared at him and left. Hanamichi followed Rukawa back to their classroom.
**Classroom**
"Ok enough, we helped him enough; he should be able to clean this himself. Let's go and enjoy our lunch." Kenji called out while wiping his sweat with a very clean pink handkerchief. (A/n Yuck!) They left the classroom before Hanamichi and Rukawa arrived.
Kenji, Kiminobu and Hiroaki sat on the blanket that they brought to school. They took out their own bento and started enjoying their meal.
"Itadakimas," they all said before diving in.
"So how is your day, Hiro-kun?" Kenji asked as he is like a very fussy mom.
"My day.... hmmmm it was ok. They pretty much ignored me so I just sat down quietly. Until the fight. But I met this really kawaii guy, I think his name is Sendoh Akira. He is very popular especially with the girl. But what stands out is his hair; it is standing up like gravity defying hair. I wonder what brand of hair gel he uses. And also he is VERY TALL, taller than Hana-Chan I think."
"Woooo… our Hiro-kun likes someone already," teases Kenji.
"Well Kenji-kun also likes a guy right? Maki Shin'ichi? I saw you staring at him with drool dripping all over your face," Kogure said with a very cheeky smile on his face.
"Well he is so cute, so masculine so AHHHH" Kenji-kun said with hearts as his eyes." Hey you also, you were eyeing that Mitsui Hisashi guy with interest."
"Err ummm, he is cute." Kiminobu said while blushing.
"But he won't notice Me." they said together with a sigh.
**Back in the class**
"Ah finally finish. I must thank Hiro-kun, Kenji-kun and Megane-kun." Hanamichi said. *Checks his watch* "Yea! Enough time for me to eat!"
"Stupid do-aho." Rukawa said. But he is cute, except that he is BALD! He winced inwardly on that bald thing. Better go and find the others. (Ps: Others= Sendoh Akira, Maki Shin'ichi, Mitsui Hisashi) So…. On they left the class using separate doors, ignoring each other when they really want to talk. Difference is too much.
** At the bench where the 'others' is at**
"Hey Mitsui, just now that guy with glasses and his teeth jolted out seem to be checking you out." Maki said out.
"One word. YUCK. Please don't say about that, it is going to give me nightmares. Hey the girlish guy also was checking you out, right Shini'chi??
"Don't."
"What? What? What guy? Is he cute?" Sendoh asked in curiosity.
"Oh yeah they are cute, with the ugliest teeth I have ever seen and the other one is hermaphrodite." Mitsui said sarcastically. "How bout you? I heard you had a new classmate today."
"Oh yeah, he is plain ugly, his birthmark is huge and it is on his face. He looks like a lost puppy though. All alone."
"Hey! What's' up?"
"Hey Rukawa! Wow that is one mean punch you gave to that new classmate of yours." Mitsui said.
"Oh yeah!!" Maki exclaimed.
"They were just saying about the three new students" Sendoh answered Rukawa.
"Oh yeah? What's wrong with them?" Rukawa asked again.
SOOOOO…… Sendoh explained to him. And Rukawa told them about Hanamichi.
*** Back to The pork chops***
"Hello? I know that you are new here. How are you? I am Akagi Haruko" a very cute girl asked the four who are sitting down enjoying the meal.
"Oh hello!!! I am Hanamichi. He is Kenji-kun *points at Kenji*, and he is Megane-kun *Points at Kiminobu*, and Hiro-kun *Points at Hiroaki* argh what are...mpppfff"
The other three grabbed Hanamichi and gagged his mouth.
"Hi, I am Kogure Kiminobu. Nice to meet you."
"Hi, I am Koshino Hiroaki."
"Hi, I am Fujima Kenji. Do you like to join us for lunch?"
"Sure, but can I asked my friends to join too?"
"Sure no problem, more the merrier." Kenji said. The rest nods.
"Thank you. *shouts* Guys come here!! "
In a flash, standing in front of them are Mito Youhei, Takamiya, Ookusu and Noma. Haruko blushes as she sees Youhei. Kenji and Kogure smile knowingly. I see Haruko likes Youhei. Let's see if we can do something about that.
I know I know Rukawa is very OOC. Gomenasai. *Hides under the computer desk*
So… Haruko and Youhei together. Sendoh, Mitsui and Shin'ichi sound evil here but don't worry they are really nice. *WINKS*
Next part is the history of Kenji-kun and why he become ummm girlish. And how Haruko help Kenji on something. *winks* Some stuff also on Koshino and Sendoh too.
REVIEW!!!! Domo.
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Kenren19 - Thank you!!! You are the first reviewer.... so THANK YOU!!!! I will try to make this as funny as I could.
Rumiko Nadajima-
Hahahahahaha Thank you for your review. Well I will try not to bash the four characters up too much. *Snicker* Well I understand Singlish, cause I sort of also speak them. Haha.
Well before i did paired up Fujima and Hanagata together, but I don't think Hanagata fit with Kaede, Sendoh and Mitsui. Sooooooo.......... I chose Shin'ichi Maki with Fujima. :D Hope you don't mind.
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Thank you for reviewing.
I am trying to make it as long as i can ok? And yes they are ugly but they will not be....soon... HAHAHAHA