Declaimer: - I do not own Slam Dunk and this idea are based on a movie called Irresistible Woman. I just changed here and there to fit this to the Slam Dunk crew. J  Hey any one interested to be my beta-reader?? Please ignore the grammar. Thank you.

Summary: 4 ugly males of Kanagawa, trying to find a normal life in Shohoku, only to find people hating them but will they find love in amidst the hate ? Will they find ways to improve themselves to become Irresistible Man??? 

Introduction of the cast:

Hanamichi Sakuragi – A balding red haired. Have this problem since childhood. Usually wears a wig. Cannot stand the word bald, if when hears will turn into a crazed man and start hitting the one who have said. 

Kogure Kiminobu – Teeth jolted out. Ugly teeth have a nice personality but always considered as a softie always being bullied.

Koshino Hiroaki – a red birthmark (huge) on his face. He is an impatient person

Fujima Kenji – Over feminine with one eye bigger than the other. Loves cooking and F4. The mother of the four.

Rukawa Kaede – Really popular (cute, famous, good in basketball, very blunt, but the most shy one among the four) same class with Hanamichi

Mitsui Hisashi – Really popular (Hot, Famous, good in basketball) same class with Fujima, Kogure and Shini'chi

Sendoh Akira – Really popular (A bit hentai, hot, smiling all the time, good in basketball, likes to flirt around) same class with Koshino Hiroaki

Shini'chi Maki – Really popular (Strict, cute, hot, good in basketball, the captain of the Shohoku's Basketball team.) Same class with Fujima, Kogure and Mitsui

Megumi Takani- a sort off manageress (More like a nurse) of Shohoku's Basketball team. (Character from Rurouni Kenshin/ Samurai X)

In previous Chapter

In a flash, standing in front of them are Mito Youhei, Takamiya, Ookusu and Noma. Haruko blushes as she sees Youhei. Kenji and Kogure smile knowingly. I see Haruko likes Youhei. Let's see if we can do something about that.

Con't.

"Hey Haruko. How is your day so far?" Youhei asked Haruko.

"*Blushes* my day has been great."

"*Notices the other people* Hi, I am Youhei and that is Takamiya, Ookusu and Noma. Nice to meet you." Youhei acknowledges the pork chops.

"Hi, why don't you join us?" Kiminobu asked them.

"Yosh!" They cheered. So sitting on the blanket are Youhei, Takamiya, Ookusu, Noma, Haruko, Hanamichi, Kenji, Hiroaki and Kiminobu.

"Ummm can I ask you a question?" Haruko timidly asked.

"Yes, sure why not?" Kenji-kun answered good-naturedly.

"I can see why you three *referring to Kenji, Hiroaki and Kiminobu* are called Pork Chop, but I can't why Hanamichi is called one too." Haruko doesn't know what happened just now. The Gundam are also curious about it too.

"Oh, umm I actually got a bugger problem than all three of them. I am bald and at such a young age, being bald isn't acceptable."

"Ohhhh…" All five of them chorus.

"Never mind, we are also outcast of the society." Youhei said.

"What? Why? You look normal to us." Hiroaki asked.

"Well if you said, being obese; yellow haired; appearance that looked old enough to pass as a 30 year old is normal, then you are normal too." Said Youhei, He is referring to Takamiya, Ookusu and Noma.

"Hahahaha so we are all outcast! Yea!! If you don't mind you can join us and we can be together as a family through thick and thin." Hanamichi said while holding his hand out. Youhei, Takamiya, Ookusu, Noma, Haruko, Hanamichi, Kenji, Hiroaki and Kiminobu also put out their hands and

"To the entire outcast in the world, yea yea yea!"

*** In the popular table***

"Hey it is time for basketball training." Sendoh said.

"Ok, I just hope that Megumi is not here. She is horrible."

"Come on we need her."

"No we don't. We just need someone who can clean a wound without actually infecting it."

"Haha, oh well, let just go and practice."

 ***The outcast table***

"Hey what time is it?"

"2.00pm. Why?"

"Oh it is time."

"Time for what?"

"Time for basketball practice."

"You play basketball?"

"No, we just want to see their training. They are really good."

"You want to join us?"

"Sure, why not? We do not exactly have anything to do."

*** Basketball Gym***

"Hello Hisashi-sempai." Megumi whispered seductively to Hisashi as soon as he arrived at the gym. Megumi is a very pretty girl; she is smart, intelligent and plans to be a doctor in the future. However her good qualities end there. She is very conscious of her looks and despises those who are not very good looking. She has been trying to make Mitsui Hisashi her boyfriend ever since she set her eyes on him. However the scar face ex-gangster chose to ignore her. (A/N: Hmmm why might that be??)

"Megumi please let us practice." Mitsui said to her sternly. Megumi raised her hands in defeat. An angry Mitsui is not what she wants. She will make him beg for her when time comes.

"Hey Mitsui how bout a 2 on 2? Me team up with Sendoh and you with Shin'ichi." Rukawa asked.

"You are on."

**Outside the gym***

"Thank goodness we made it. Lets go inside." Youhei told the rest.

The practice starts. The outcast sat on the spectator seats. Hanamichi, Kenji, Kiminobu and Hiroaki used to play basketball and they are quite good at it, but they stop a year ago because they were not allowed to use the court as the teacher had said 'they might scare away the opponent'.

Hanamichi looks like an excited child became more and more keyed up about the 2 on 2 that the players are having. He began cheering and brought about a lot of unwanted attention. Megumi obviously hated the outcast and saw this as an opportunity to kick them out of the gym. She went to the seat that they are sitting. "Please be quiet! You pork chops and outsider of the society, if you can't be civilised then you better leave."

"What did you say? We uncivilised. Well Miss I-think-I-am-civilised we are far more civilized than you. We don't go around bullying people. You snob." Kenji loses his temper.

"Why you! Out of the gym now!"

"No!"

"Hey what is wrong with Megumi? Hey is she fighting with the four pork chops?" Sendoh asked.

They stopped the game due to the unexpected brawl.

"Hey, hey. Megumi stop being impolite to our new student." Ordered Mitsui.

"Hmpf, I don't care about them being new. They are so horrible looking. I want them out."

"And what are you going to do if we don't want to?"

"Well alright. I will give you a chance. If you can beat them *referring to Mitsui, Maki, Rukawa and Sendoh, then you can stay."

"Hey we never agreed. Anyway if we do that it is very unfair."

"You're on!"

"Maa, Hana-chan, we have not said yes."

"Please Megane-kun; I know you missed Basketball too."

"Well ok then." Hiroaki agreed.

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"Wow that is one great game. You played Basketball before?" Shin'ichi asked. Their game finally ended with a tie.

"Yea. We played basketball before. But we can't join the school team because of erm our looks. And our team was never complete as there are only four of us." Kenji spoke with a sad sigh.

"Well if you don't mind you can practice anytime here. Right guys?" Sendoh said, while looking at his team.

"Yea," agreed Mitsui.

"Really you don't mind? You have to train with a bunch of pork chops. Don't you mind about that?" Hiroaki asked.

"Nah!!! You people are nice people." Sendoh said good-naturedly. Especially when you pissed Megumi off. That really helps even though you are so ugly. He added inwardly.

"Thanks, so we will be coming here." Hanamichi is glad that they were not discriminate on how they looked.

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On the bench side, I will show you! Revenge is my middle name. Megumi said maliciously. Then she left the gym and went to her locker… Then…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who put a snake in my locker? Ahhhhh!! Help."

"Hahahahahahaahah Serve her right."  Noma said while laughing.

"Hey who put the snake in her locker?" Mitsui asked. He was laughing along to the rest. Hanamichi was already rolling on the floor clutching his stomach. 

"US!!" Takamiya, Ookusu and Noma exclaimed proudly. They really hated her so this is revenge.

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'Ring… ring…' "Moshi moshi. Hai who is this? Hanagata?????" Kenji panicked. Hanagata was his ex-boyfriend well before he got 'hermaphrodite'.

"Errrrrr, he is busy. Do you want to leave a message? Yes tomorrow 8 pm, at the Danny's. Ok I will let him know." Kenji said pretending that he is not Kenji.

"Hey guys, I have to go. I umm I have something to do. Bye!" Kenji left the group. That time Shin'ichi was staring at Kenji, he got a feeling that something is wrong with him. And what is this feeling? Oh well. Who cares.  

Kenji went to the park he always visited when he is in deep thought. How am I going to do? Oh shit!  Haruko was walking by the park. She too has to left early because of her protective brother who demands that she leave before sunset.  She saw Kenji sighing and notices that he is not his usual self, so she went towards him and asked "Something wrong?"       

"Oh Hello Haruko, Umm yes something is wrong." A surprised Kenji said.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Umm yes I guess. "

"OK spill." Haruko said as she made herself comfortable.

"Well you see I wasn't like this before…."

**Flashback**      

"Hey Ken-Chan, I have to go to USA."

"Why? Tori-chan? Don't you like me?"

"Of course I like you, it is just that I have to go there with parents, I will come back in 5 years time. So don't you forget me!?"

"I will never forget you!"

"Bye. I'll miss you."

**End of flashback**

"Then what happened?"

"I got kidnapped. And the kidnappers injected something into my blood stream causing me to have a nervous breakdown, and my female hormone is produced too much and so I become like this."

"Oh my god! Nervous breakdown is so terrifying. Then why are you so upsets about it?"

"Tori-chan is coming back and he wants to see me. What am I going to do?? Haruko?? I can't let him see me like this. He will hate me. I am doomed."

"Wait. He? You mean this Toru-Chan is a guy? You are gay?" Haruko asked in disbelief.

"Yes and yes. Toru-Chan is a guy and I am gay. You have a problem with that? You don't except Homosexuals?"

"Oh no! I am ok with Homosexuals; it is just that I am surprise that's all. Don't worry, I will help you. I will also ask Youhei-kun to help as he is a guy. We would need him to give tips on being masculine.  "

"Really?? Oh thank you!!! *Hugs Haruko*" Kenji was so relieved. He has tears of happiness in his eyes.

"Oh you are welcome."

Sorry… I said in the previous chapter that this chapter would have some on Koshino and Sendoh. Gomenasai, I just can't fit that in here. However do not worry, because next chapter will be on Hanamichi and Rukawa and Sendoh and Koshino. And more on Hanagata and Kenji's date.

And also I want to say sorry that I did not put any info on the match between the Pork Chop and the Popular. I am not good in it. In fact I really suck at describing things.

And Megumi is from Rurouni Kenshin, the fox doctor. I just have to put her in to be the evil snob. So please forgive me Megumi's fans. *Bows down*  Plus plus there will be some other characters from Rurouni Kenshin and Get Backers too, but I can't tell you who. So you have to tune in for them. J

Ummm…. Also I would like to say sorry because I won't be updating this story maybe until the end of November as I am having my O levels, right now… and I have Math tomorrow!!! AHhh… so ummm… wish me luck.

Thank you for your reviews.

Mag Magenta

Hey hey!! The story title is called Irresistible Men.

So Min-kun WILL be handsome, but all it matters is inside the heart right!? To all the people in the world (who happen to read my fic), who are not so good looking on the outside but beautiful on the inside cheers!!!!

About F4, I never. I repeat. I have NEVER seen Meteor Garden before. ( I am reading the Hana Yuri (Meteor Garden) manga.  I chose F4 because they are gayish. I am sorry. Gomenasai.

I had never heard their songs before; I only know their existence in life because of my friend (which happens to be a GUY) likes them. (Too bad, He [my friend] is so cute.) and he happens to like me.. Ahhhh. *BLUSHES*

Nakkie

Thank you for your review. I am glad that you feel that my story is worth your time. About social discrimination, it is a very serious thing, and it really hurt people. I was once a victim for I am of a different Race, but I pulled through by fighting back.. HAHAHAHA!!!

And thank you for saying that you are beginning to like this fic and I hope that I won't disappoint you. J

Rumiko Nadajima

Thank you for your review. I understand your singlish so don't worry. J I say 1 confirm 100% happy ending. Well except for Megumi lar. And also I mau say sorry too, cos next chapter Hanagata will not be so 'nice'.