DISCLAIMER : I am afraid I don't own Inuyasha. Wish I did. But, I don't.
RATING : I'm afraid this is rated R for language.
SUMMARY : This is what happens when you put all the Inuyasha characters together to talk. It's not pretty.
PAIRINGS : Kagome/Inuyasha ; Kagome/Miroku (itty bitty bit) ; Kagome/Kouga ; Kagome/Naraku ; Kagome/Sesshomaru ; Kagome/Jaken (muahaha) ; Inuyasha/Sango ; Inuyasha/Kikyou ; Kouga/Sango ; Kouga/Rin ; Miroku/Sango ; Miroku/Rin ; Sango/Sesshomaru ; Sango/Jaken ; Rin/Sesshoumaru ; Rin/Jaken ; Shippou/Rin ; Kikyou/Miroku ; Kikyou/Kouga ; Kikyou/Jaken ; Kikyou/Naraku
SYMBOLS : * * = Thoughts ~ ~ = Flashbacks O.o ¤ ¤ Lovey-Dovey Scene % % = Shippou Mainly Scene ^.^ $ $ = Thoughts Out loud ^ ^ = Day-Dream/Dream
WHY I AM MEAN TO SOME CHARACTERS : Mainly Kikyou since I hate her hate her hate!!!!! **tears up a Kikyou doll**
A/N : R/R!! Please no Flames.
Chapter 2 : Shopping - Road Kill
~*~ThE InUyAsHa MiX-uP~*~
¤% Shippou walked beside Rin all the way towards the well, and Kagome's house. Shippou knew she was pretty. She was nice looking. Shippou had to ask her. "Um.Rin?" "Yessie?" "How old are you?" "Why do you want to know?" "I just do." "I don't know how old I am. I haven't been counting." "Oh." Shippou sighed quietly, and sadly. %¤
Kagome yawned. It was dark by time they got to the well. "Let's go to sleep guys." "Okay!" Kikyou skid right next to Inuyasha and pulled him down onto a sleeping bag. "Ahhh!!" Sesshomaru looked around, Rin by his side. "Where did Jaken go?" Kagome points to the bag. "He's still in there." "Awww.well leave him there. He will be fine."
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"SESSHOMARU-SAMA!! SESSHOMARU-SAMA!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
Sesshomaru mumbled in his sleep, along with everyone else. No one was listening to Jaken. No one cared. He just had to suffer. One person was awake though. Listening to Jaken. She felt sorry for him. Always being mistreated. She was mistreated as well. She understood loneliness Jaken felt. She had to do something for the poor little toad. He would suffer forever like this. No one would ever give him respect. Not even his own master. Her mission was now more important then Inuyasha or Shikon no Tama shards. She had to save Jaken..
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* ~Early In The Morning~*
Kagome sat up with a yawn, she was surprised that she had slept in the same sleeping bag as Kouga-kun. ¤She looked at him, with passionate eyes. She didn't want to wake him up. To her surprise, he fluttered his eyes open and looked at her. "Ka-go-me." Kagome smiled down to him. "Kouga-kun." She lent down, he lent up, but they were interrupted by a very loud "AHEM!" coming from Inuyasha.¤ "Oh.good-morning Inuyasha." Kagome smiled. "Good mornin' Kagome, Kouga." He growled Kouga's name. He has never said it. "Good morning Inuyasha." Miroku sat up next to Rin and Sango. Shippou was by Rin and the bag Jaken was in. Naraku, was by Jaken as well.
(Little Map.
[Kikyou] [Inuyasha] [Kagome/Kouga] [Sesshomaru] [Sango/Kirara] [Miroku] [Rin] [Shippou] {Jaken} [Naraku])
Naraku suddenly disappeared. Kagome guessed he didn't want to come anymore. (A/N : Naraku has no point in this story. He's just a waste of space! :P) "Okay guys, let's go to my house now."
Each of them jumped in the well, one after another. (Order : Kagome, Kouga, Inuyasha, Kikyou, Jaken (In the Bag), Sesshomaru, Rin, Shippou, Kirara/Sango, Miroku)
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On the other side, Kagome took her stuff in, then asked her mom if she could borrow about $50.00 + $100.00. Her mother agreed and gave her the money. (Oh-my-god.Kagome just got $150.00) Kagome thanked her mother, then took everyone to a clothing store since they all needed new clothing. Kagome first helped the children.
"Okay, Rin. What do you want?" Kagome showed Rin all the outfits. Rin looked at a sparkly pink dress with flower patterns on it. "That one!" Rin pointed at it. "This one?" Kagome picked up the dress and took Rin the dressing rooms. Kagome helped Rin dress into it. Then, they both went back to the crew, to see what they thought.
Sesshomaru - Alright, nice and bright Inuyasha - Okay. Miroku - Pretty Sango - Lovely Shippou - Beautiful **love eyes** Kikyou - Okay, but not as good as her Kouga - Nice. Jaken - **bag blurred** Kagome - Very nice and Pretty.
"Do you want it, Rin?" "Yessie!!" "Okay! You hold onto it okay?" "Okay!" Rin held onto her dress while they looked for Shippou's outfit. "Which one go you like Shippou?" Shippou looked at them all then noticed some black pants and a white button-up T. "That!!!" Shippou pointed to the pants and T. "This?" Kagome picked it up and took Shippou to the changing room and helped him change. Everyone's response was the same. 'Nice for a Kid.'
Kagome's job now doubled up really hard now. It was Sango's turn. Sango didn't like much of anything. "Okay, Sango, now you can choose." Sango pulled out a dark green dress with black roses on it. "This!" "Okay, you can go try it on." Sango put it on and didn't bother to show anyone else. She said she didn't want them to see her "fat."
Kikyou's turn. Kikyou picked out a tight leather tube-top and mini skirt. "That?" "THIS!!" Kikyou ran off and tried it on, then took it off and kept it close to her. "No one is getting this!!" "Okay."
Guys.turn..
Inuyasha was first. "So.Inuyasha, what do you want?" Inuyasha looked for a long time. Then he finally picked out some long black pants and a nice black T to go with it. He tried it on, it fit, took it off, decided to keep. (A/N Blahdie Blah! I'm just going to say TO,IF,TO,DK Okay people? Okay!)
Sesshomaru.. "Sesshomaru, your turn." Sesshomaru picked out some black leather pants, and a black muscle shirt, with a black leather jacket. He To, If, To, Dk.
Miroku and Kouga.Both got Long Khaki pants with a dark blue T.
And as for Kagome, she picked out a long, skin-tight, black dress with a black diamond necklace to go with it.
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Jaken was outside, because pet's aren't allowed, and.well.he got ran over.several times. One by a girl named Cat Silver, twice by a big truck, and 4 times by a normal car. He looked like road-kill..
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On their way back home, Kagome had trouble on the road. It was raining badly, everyone was drunk and speeding. Rin was crying because of the thunder. Kikyou was yelling because she wasn't by Inuyasha. It was terrible. Terrible.
Kagome's wheels slipped and she started skidding and spinning, skidding badly into the other lane. Cars were speeding down towards her and by her. The skidding was stopped..
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A/N : Muahahaha!! Cliffhanger! I know I said humor and romance. I really wanted to make it three things but oh well. Please Review. No flames. Enjoy the next chapter!!
Though, Chapter 3 may take more time. Sadly.
REVIEW!!
RATING : I'm afraid this is rated R for language.
SUMMARY : This is what happens when you put all the Inuyasha characters together to talk. It's not pretty.
PAIRINGS : Kagome/Inuyasha ; Kagome/Miroku (itty bitty bit) ; Kagome/Kouga ; Kagome/Naraku ; Kagome/Sesshomaru ; Kagome/Jaken (muahaha) ; Inuyasha/Sango ; Inuyasha/Kikyou ; Kouga/Sango ; Kouga/Rin ; Miroku/Sango ; Miroku/Rin ; Sango/Sesshomaru ; Sango/Jaken ; Rin/Sesshoumaru ; Rin/Jaken ; Shippou/Rin ; Kikyou/Miroku ; Kikyou/Kouga ; Kikyou/Jaken ; Kikyou/Naraku
SYMBOLS : * * = Thoughts ~ ~ = Flashbacks O.o ¤ ¤ Lovey-Dovey Scene % % = Shippou Mainly Scene ^.^ $ $ = Thoughts Out loud ^ ^ = Day-Dream/Dream
WHY I AM MEAN TO SOME CHARACTERS : Mainly Kikyou since I hate her hate her hate!!!!! **tears up a Kikyou doll**
A/N : R/R!! Please no Flames.
Chapter 2 : Shopping - Road Kill
~*~ThE InUyAsHa MiX-uP~*~
¤% Shippou walked beside Rin all the way towards the well, and Kagome's house. Shippou knew she was pretty. She was nice looking. Shippou had to ask her. "Um.Rin?" "Yessie?" "How old are you?" "Why do you want to know?" "I just do." "I don't know how old I am. I haven't been counting." "Oh." Shippou sighed quietly, and sadly. %¤
Kagome yawned. It was dark by time they got to the well. "Let's go to sleep guys." "Okay!" Kikyou skid right next to Inuyasha and pulled him down onto a sleeping bag. "Ahhh!!" Sesshomaru looked around, Rin by his side. "Where did Jaken go?" Kagome points to the bag. "He's still in there." "Awww.well leave him there. He will be fine."
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"SESSHOMARU-SAMA!! SESSHOMARU-SAMA!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
Sesshomaru mumbled in his sleep, along with everyone else. No one was listening to Jaken. No one cared. He just had to suffer. One person was awake though. Listening to Jaken. She felt sorry for him. Always being mistreated. She was mistreated as well. She understood loneliness Jaken felt. She had to do something for the poor little toad. He would suffer forever like this. No one would ever give him respect. Not even his own master. Her mission was now more important then Inuyasha or Shikon no Tama shards. She had to save Jaken..
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* ~Early In The Morning~*
Kagome sat up with a yawn, she was surprised that she had slept in the same sleeping bag as Kouga-kun. ¤She looked at him, with passionate eyes. She didn't want to wake him up. To her surprise, he fluttered his eyes open and looked at her. "Ka-go-me." Kagome smiled down to him. "Kouga-kun." She lent down, he lent up, but they were interrupted by a very loud "AHEM!" coming from Inuyasha.¤ "Oh.good-morning Inuyasha." Kagome smiled. "Good mornin' Kagome, Kouga." He growled Kouga's name. He has never said it. "Good morning Inuyasha." Miroku sat up next to Rin and Sango. Shippou was by Rin and the bag Jaken was in. Naraku, was by Jaken as well.
(Little Map.
[Kikyou] [Inuyasha] [Kagome/Kouga] [Sesshomaru] [Sango/Kirara] [Miroku] [Rin] [Shippou] {Jaken} [Naraku])
Naraku suddenly disappeared. Kagome guessed he didn't want to come anymore. (A/N : Naraku has no point in this story. He's just a waste of space! :P) "Okay guys, let's go to my house now."
Each of them jumped in the well, one after another. (Order : Kagome, Kouga, Inuyasha, Kikyou, Jaken (In the Bag), Sesshomaru, Rin, Shippou, Kirara/Sango, Miroku)
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On the other side, Kagome took her stuff in, then asked her mom if she could borrow about $50.00 + $100.00. Her mother agreed and gave her the money. (Oh-my-god.Kagome just got $150.00) Kagome thanked her mother, then took everyone to a clothing store since they all needed new clothing. Kagome first helped the children.
"Okay, Rin. What do you want?" Kagome showed Rin all the outfits. Rin looked at a sparkly pink dress with flower patterns on it. "That one!" Rin pointed at it. "This one?" Kagome picked up the dress and took Rin the dressing rooms. Kagome helped Rin dress into it. Then, they both went back to the crew, to see what they thought.
Sesshomaru - Alright, nice and bright Inuyasha - Okay. Miroku - Pretty Sango - Lovely Shippou - Beautiful **love eyes** Kikyou - Okay, but not as good as her Kouga - Nice. Jaken - **bag blurred** Kagome - Very nice and Pretty.
"Do you want it, Rin?" "Yessie!!" "Okay! You hold onto it okay?" "Okay!" Rin held onto her dress while they looked for Shippou's outfit. "Which one go you like Shippou?" Shippou looked at them all then noticed some black pants and a white button-up T. "That!!!" Shippou pointed to the pants and T. "This?" Kagome picked it up and took Shippou to the changing room and helped him change. Everyone's response was the same. 'Nice for a Kid.'
Kagome's job now doubled up really hard now. It was Sango's turn. Sango didn't like much of anything. "Okay, Sango, now you can choose." Sango pulled out a dark green dress with black roses on it. "This!" "Okay, you can go try it on." Sango put it on and didn't bother to show anyone else. She said she didn't want them to see her "fat."
Kikyou's turn. Kikyou picked out a tight leather tube-top and mini skirt. "That?" "THIS!!" Kikyou ran off and tried it on, then took it off and kept it close to her. "No one is getting this!!" "Okay."
Guys.turn..
Inuyasha was first. "So.Inuyasha, what do you want?" Inuyasha looked for a long time. Then he finally picked out some long black pants and a nice black T to go with it. He tried it on, it fit, took it off, decided to keep. (A/N Blahdie Blah! I'm just going to say TO,IF,TO,DK Okay people? Okay!)
Sesshomaru.. "Sesshomaru, your turn." Sesshomaru picked out some black leather pants, and a black muscle shirt, with a black leather jacket. He To, If, To, Dk.
Miroku and Kouga.Both got Long Khaki pants with a dark blue T.
And as for Kagome, she picked out a long, skin-tight, black dress with a black diamond necklace to go with it.
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Jaken was outside, because pet's aren't allowed, and.well.he got ran over.several times. One by a girl named Cat Silver, twice by a big truck, and 4 times by a normal car. He looked like road-kill..
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On their way back home, Kagome had trouble on the road. It was raining badly, everyone was drunk and speeding. Rin was crying because of the thunder. Kikyou was yelling because she wasn't by Inuyasha. It was terrible. Terrible.
Kagome's wheels slipped and she started skidding and spinning, skidding badly into the other lane. Cars were speeding down towards her and by her. The skidding was stopped..
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A/N : Muahahaha!! Cliffhanger! I know I said humor and romance. I really wanted to make it three things but oh well. Please Review. No flames. Enjoy the next chapter!!
Though, Chapter 3 may take more time. Sadly.
REVIEW!!