....he had seen her peeking in on marik, bakura, and the
pillow, and rejoiced at finding a fellow pervert. he came
up behind her and felt her up. she smacked him on the
head so one of those anime bumps popped up. then she
helped him up.
"hi i'm sarah!"
"i'm miroku," he replied, "nice punch."
"thanks!"
they started talking about anime, rated-r fanfiction,
lemons, and yaoi. sarah said she liked yaoi best, while
miroku didn't care as long as "something" was happening.
they continued to talk until they came to annette and
kenshin, walking out of the guys bathroom....together.
"wow annette! i didn't know you had it in you to be so
slutty!" said sarah
they did retarded high fives and introduced their
"partners." sarah whispered to annette, "your guy
would be sexier if he was evil!"
"i know," annette said, "*tear* *sob* but he's stuck
being a good guy (in this fanfiction...)" (we all know
kenshin is so much sexier as a man-SLAYER)
they all left the strip club and started walking in
some random direction. miroko had to go back, but left
sarah with a "farwell grape." she lightly smacked him,
but not hard enough to hurt. she really didn't mind at
all, but she had her reputtion to think of. they somehow
got into yu yu hakusho world (modern day japan) where
upon sarah started to freak out because she wanted to
go find jin (another super sexy guy that -get this- can fly)
she didn't have to worry though because as she was
spazzing she felt a gentle breeze caress her cheek.
"WIND!" she screamed (sarah is the biggest wind
freak) all of a sudden she heard a sexy voice with and
irish accent say, "top o' the morning to you!"
JIN the windmaster floated down to the ground. he
was wearing white pants (not good for sweatshirt
emencerys) and a criss-cross shirt that showed off his
muscular chest. *drools*
Sarah ran over to him and gave him a hug.
"JIN!" she screamed, "your mine, NOT KATHLEENS!
*gives kathleen a dirty look, grabbing jins ass*
kenshin had to go back to the strip club because he
was having "withdrawal." annette was disappointed but
she cheered up when jin said that he could make them
fly.
"WWWWEEEEEE!" said sarah as gracefully glided
through the air, annette wasn't as graceful and ran into
a tree.
all of a sudden sarah felt a sharp pain in her neck,
"awww...who bit me?" she asked.
"that'll be me my love" said jin (did you actually
think it would be annette?)
"what are you, a vampire or something" asked sarah
hopefully.
"yep, and a damn thirsty one too" he grinned,
showing his fangs.
"bite me again" she said, "this time harder!"
"sure thing my love"
she felt a jolt of pain minded with pleasure. (A/N:
jin is sucking on her neck for god's sake, how could she
not feel pleasure?) they flew over a cloud to "search
for shikon shards *wink* *wink*"
meanwhile, annette was lost because sarah and jin
left her (hello...they were "busy") she forgot how to fly
and plummeted towards the ground where she landed on
vash the stampede, knocking them both out. when she
came to....
pillow, and rejoiced at finding a fellow pervert. he came
up behind her and felt her up. she smacked him on the
head so one of those anime bumps popped up. then she
helped him up.
"hi i'm sarah!"
"i'm miroku," he replied, "nice punch."
"thanks!"
they started talking about anime, rated-r fanfiction,
lemons, and yaoi. sarah said she liked yaoi best, while
miroku didn't care as long as "something" was happening.
they continued to talk until they came to annette and
kenshin, walking out of the guys bathroom....together.
"wow annette! i didn't know you had it in you to be so
slutty!" said sarah
they did retarded high fives and introduced their
"partners." sarah whispered to annette, "your guy
would be sexier if he was evil!"
"i know," annette said, "*tear* *sob* but he's stuck
being a good guy (in this fanfiction...)" (we all know
kenshin is so much sexier as a man-SLAYER)
they all left the strip club and started walking in
some random direction. miroko had to go back, but left
sarah with a "farwell grape." she lightly smacked him,
but not hard enough to hurt. she really didn't mind at
all, but she had her reputtion to think of. they somehow
got into yu yu hakusho world (modern day japan) where
upon sarah started to freak out because she wanted to
go find jin (another super sexy guy that -get this- can fly)
she didn't have to worry though because as she was
spazzing she felt a gentle breeze caress her cheek.
"WIND!" she screamed (sarah is the biggest wind
freak) all of a sudden she heard a sexy voice with and
irish accent say, "top o' the morning to you!"
JIN the windmaster floated down to the ground. he
was wearing white pants (not good for sweatshirt
emencerys) and a criss-cross shirt that showed off his
muscular chest. *drools*
Sarah ran over to him and gave him a hug.
"JIN!" she screamed, "your mine, NOT KATHLEENS!
*gives kathleen a dirty look, grabbing jins ass*
kenshin had to go back to the strip club because he
was having "withdrawal." annette was disappointed but
she cheered up when jin said that he could make them
fly.
"WWWWEEEEEE!" said sarah as gracefully glided
through the air, annette wasn't as graceful and ran into
a tree.
all of a sudden sarah felt a sharp pain in her neck,
"awww...who bit me?" she asked.
"that'll be me my love" said jin (did you actually
think it would be annette?)
"what are you, a vampire or something" asked sarah
hopefully.
"yep, and a damn thirsty one too" he grinned,
showing his fangs.
"bite me again" she said, "this time harder!"
"sure thing my love"
she felt a jolt of pain minded with pleasure. (A/N:
jin is sucking on her neck for god's sake, how could she
not feel pleasure?) they flew over a cloud to "search
for shikon shards *wink* *wink*"
meanwhile, annette was lost because sarah and jin
left her (hello...they were "busy") she forgot how to fly
and plummeted towards the ground where she landed on
vash the stampede, knocking them both out. when she
came to....