.....life again the first thing she said was, "ouch, my
butt hurts!" and sat there for awhile rubbing it in pain.
she felt something under her move and when she
looked down she relieazed that she was sitting on a
crumpled vash.
"OH NO! i killed him! this man is dead! i killed him like
that...well maybe more like ka-boom or ka-bang. but let's
face it he's dead! totally dead! (-lines taken directly out
of flcl)" said annette.
annette sat there for awhile babbling on about
what she should do, until after thinking very hard and
remembering all the anime she ever watched she thought
of a idea that might work.
"COME BACK TO LIFE!" she screamed. not even a
second later her lips where pressed hard against vash's,
as she attemped to give him CPR.
"Dammit! this isn't working!" she exclaimed, "look's
like it's time for plan two."
Annette didn't have a plan two so she sat there
thinking until all those hours of reading rated-r
fanfiction finally came in handy.
"well, this worked on knives in that one fanfiction,
maybe it will work on vash too." she said hopefully.
She ran her fingers down his sexy trench coat
unbuckling buttons and buckles. it took awhile to even
get to his body suit; which was skin tight and black
*drools* so sexy!
when she found the fly to his pants she tried
yanking it open, but it was stuck! she'd randomly mutter
things to herself like, "dammit! i'll show sarah that 12
by 3 doesn't mean it's rectanglular" or "i
wonder...boxers or briefs..."
after 10 minutes or sometime like that annette gave
up and was so pissed off at the zipper that she kicked it,
really hard........and then vash "magicially" woke up. he
was screaming; loud enough for people miles away to
here him.
"your alve!" annette said joyfully as she jumped into
vash's arms giving him a big hug.
"what the hell did you do to me?" asked vash.
"CPR...i saved you life" she answered proudly.
"i wasn't dead.....i was awake this whole time!" smiled
vash as he put on a big stupid face.
"....ouch..." he said in pain while holding his balls in
discomfort, "you sure can kick hard."
"i'm sorry, is there anything i can do for you?"
"something cold would be nice, but everything
would melt in this desert."
All of a sudden it started to snow.
"what the fuck?! is this even possible?" questioned
vash.
"of course it is! i'm a super naturnelle, and i'm
writting so anything is possible; even snowing in
bathrooms." said annette who was acted really
retarded.
"where are you from? who are you?"
"damn, your the second one to ask me today. *acts
inportant* i'm am annette, leader of the super
naturnelles, i come from the preppist hellhole in the
world....severna park....dum dum dum"
"well i'm vash the stampede, $60 billion double
dollar outlaw."
"here let me get you some ice...."
Annette picked up a handful of snow and applyed it
gently ontop of vash's dick (his pants are still on).
she stared into his deep loving blue eyes and knew
he was in pain, and not from her kicking him, he was
lonely, mistreated, and had a dark past. his spikey
blonde hair was so sexy as it blew in the snowy breeze.
they sat there siently just staring into each others eyes,
reading each other's thoughts and hardships.
Vash noticed silent tears run down annette's face,
he asked her what's wrong.
"oh....nothing, you just remind me of someone i know
(the guy from utah)....that's all"
he hugged her closey to his chest. they relieazed
how much they had in common and sat there together in
the snow, telling each other their life stories and
journey so far.
mean while, sarah and jin were.....
butt hurts!" and sat there for awhile rubbing it in pain.
she felt something under her move and when she
looked down she relieazed that she was sitting on a
crumpled vash.
"OH NO! i killed him! this man is dead! i killed him like
that...well maybe more like ka-boom or ka-bang. but let's
face it he's dead! totally dead! (-lines taken directly out
of flcl)" said annette.
annette sat there for awhile babbling on about
what she should do, until after thinking very hard and
remembering all the anime she ever watched she thought
of a idea that might work.
"COME BACK TO LIFE!" she screamed. not even a
second later her lips where pressed hard against vash's,
as she attemped to give him CPR.
"Dammit! this isn't working!" she exclaimed, "look's
like it's time for plan two."
Annette didn't have a plan two so she sat there
thinking until all those hours of reading rated-r
fanfiction finally came in handy.
"well, this worked on knives in that one fanfiction,
maybe it will work on vash too." she said hopefully.
She ran her fingers down his sexy trench coat
unbuckling buttons and buckles. it took awhile to even
get to his body suit; which was skin tight and black
*drools* so sexy!
when she found the fly to his pants she tried
yanking it open, but it was stuck! she'd randomly mutter
things to herself like, "dammit! i'll show sarah that 12
by 3 doesn't mean it's rectanglular" or "i
wonder...boxers or briefs..."
after 10 minutes or sometime like that annette gave
up and was so pissed off at the zipper that she kicked it,
really hard........and then vash "magicially" woke up. he
was screaming; loud enough for people miles away to
here him.
"your alve!" annette said joyfully as she jumped into
vash's arms giving him a big hug.
"what the hell did you do to me?" asked vash.
"CPR...i saved you life" she answered proudly.
"i wasn't dead.....i was awake this whole time!" smiled
vash as he put on a big stupid face.
"....ouch..." he said in pain while holding his balls in
discomfort, "you sure can kick hard."
"i'm sorry, is there anything i can do for you?"
"something cold would be nice, but everything
would melt in this desert."
All of a sudden it started to snow.
"what the fuck?! is this even possible?" questioned
vash.
"of course it is! i'm a super naturnelle, and i'm
writting so anything is possible; even snowing in
bathrooms." said annette who was acted really
retarded.
"where are you from? who are you?"
"damn, your the second one to ask me today. *acts
inportant* i'm am annette, leader of the super
naturnelles, i come from the preppist hellhole in the
world....severna park....dum dum dum"
"well i'm vash the stampede, $60 billion double
dollar outlaw."
"here let me get you some ice...."
Annette picked up a handful of snow and applyed it
gently ontop of vash's dick (his pants are still on).
she stared into his deep loving blue eyes and knew
he was in pain, and not from her kicking him, he was
lonely, mistreated, and had a dark past. his spikey
blonde hair was so sexy as it blew in the snowy breeze.
they sat there siently just staring into each others eyes,
reading each other's thoughts and hardships.
Vash noticed silent tears run down annette's face,
he asked her what's wrong.
"oh....nothing, you just remind me of someone i know
(the guy from utah)....that's all"
he hugged her closey to his chest. they relieazed
how much they had in common and sat there together in
the snow, telling each other their life stories and
journey so far.
mean while, sarah and jin were.....