.....kissing passionately. sarah gasped as she felt his
hands caress her....JUST KIDDING! (hahaha...you thought i
was going to write a lemon didn't you?)
no, they were really getting drunk and swimming in
some random swimming pool. jin was wearing one of
those long-ish guy swimsuits (it would be gay if he wore a
speedo) and sarah was wearing her usual...a slutty biniki
of course! then sarah was so drunk that she forget how
to swim and started drowning. jin saw her flailing and
lifted her out of the water just in time. she still wasn't
breathing, so he gave her mouth to mouth. when she
started breathing again the first thing she saw was
beatiful blue eyes and adorable little horn. jin
contiuned to give her mouth to mouth because he was so
worried that he didn't relieaze she was alive, and she
wasn't about to stop him! so instead she started kissing
him back. jin was startled for a minute, but then relaxed.
As they broke the kiss jin said to her, "you just can't
get enough of me, can you?"
"never" sarah replied.
they started kissing again and hands started to
"wander" and clothes started to come off, so the
author decided not to write a lemon about herself and
give them some privacy. (A/N: writing a lemon about
yourself is like masturbation....feels good, but wrong)
while jin and sarah were "in the bathroom" annette
and vash were being speds. since it was snowing, they
went to a convenient ski slope that just popped up out of
nowhere. as they went up on the chairlift annette saw a
tree that had many people's bra's in it. (A/N: during
mardi gras season people screw under trees at the ski
slopes and for some reason they always seem to forget
their bras; annette thought they randomly threw bras
on trees....i wouldn't be able to do that, i'd miss
the....support!)
so anyways, annette all of a sudden had this huge
itch on her back, she couldn't reach it with her hand
(short arms), so she took off one of her spikey bracelets
and had vash scratch her back with it. annette was
enjoying the itch scratching when all of a sudden she
heard a small tearing sound and turned around to see
vash with his stupid face on.
"i didn't mean to do it!", he wailed, "your bracelet
was just so sharp...."
annette relieazed that the spikes had cut
through her bra straps. she blushed for a second and
pulled herself together, "what so i do?" she wondered.
all of a sudden an idea came to her. she gave vash a
sped grin and pulled off her bra, throwing it on the "bra
tree." vash looked at her boobs really obviously and
was disappointed to see....THAT SHE WAS FLAT! no, just
kidding. he really was disappointed to see that she was
wearing another bra that had been underneath the first
one (A/N: annette really does wear 2 bras....weird!)
she grinned at vash suggestively, "i wear 2 for
support." she said in a slutty voice, but then ruined the
effect by losing her balance and falling of the chair
lift. vash jumped after her, "i'll save you, pretty lady!"
he cried.
once again they landed in "provocative" positions,
but this time annette was on the bottom (she fell first,
what could i do?).
Vash woke up first rubbing his head and whimpered.
he relieazed where he was and said "ooh, yes...hehehe, i'm
the dominant one!" (A/N: sound familiar karasu?) Then he
thought about how to get back at her for kicking his
dick. He had a little lightbulb appear over his head.
he started to gently stroke her.........ears (annette is
very sensetive with ears). annette, not quite awake,
moaned in sensual pleasure. then vash got really turned
on and decided to be inventive. he stuck his whole finger
in her ear! (bad idea) Annette sat straight up and
whacked him really hard on the head, "EAR RAPE" she
screamed.
then she relieazed who had been touching her ears
and cracked up. vash, who had been curled up in a little
ball with his stupid face on, slowly uncurled and
started "worming" his way towards her.
i'm tired of writing about vash and annette, let's go
back to sarah and jin....
"oh jin!" sarah moaned breathlessy.
"oh, yes!" he cried back.
"HARDER!" she screamed.
"i'm doing the best i can!" he replied.
we returned to the two "partners" just in time to
see them...."doin' the down an' dirty!" JUST KIDDING
(Annette's note: again....dammit sarah, this is getting
stupid now!)
no, they were really playing SSX tricky! (A/N: for
sarah, the goal of the game is just ram the players into
each other and watch them get pissed off. 10 points if
you hit the slutty bitch in the biniki!)
Sarah was winning because every time jin got in
front of her she would slam into him as hard as she
could and basically knock out his player). when she got
a full tricky bar and the gay music started playing
annette's mom suddenly appeared out of no where and
ripped the playstation cords out of the wall. she then
disappered, leaving jin and sarah to find "something
else" to do.
Meanwhlie, annette and vash were at a bar singing
kareoke and doing "the vash dance." everybody was
laughing at them, but they were too sped to notice. then
they went to an arcade and went on the DDR Max dance
machine. they were really being serious and trying super
hard to beat each other. (neither of them can dance
worth shit, none of us can either!)
just as Annette was about to win, she spazzed out
on one of those complicated foot thingies and flipped
over the back bar, landing on her ass.
"owww....my but hurts!" annette said for the 2nd
time in this fanfiction.
at those words jin and sarah looked up from their
video game to see annette rubbing her butt and looking
pissed. sarah ran over to her and started crackling up
at annette. then she went back, grabbed jin, and
introduced him to annette and vash. he and vash were
friends right away, and went to do some bumper boating.
sarah pointed to jin and whispered, "13 X 3, beat
that! oh, and you were right....it's not rectangluar....it's
quite useable!"
annette whisper back, "you can't really tell with
those tight pants, too! reminds me of marik! also
anything over 10 is show and tell, except for vash!"
"Don't even start with me!" sarah screamed.
Soon vash and jin came back, they were bored so
sarah snapped her fingers and they were in a cool room
with red walls, beer posters, and a blinking strobe light.
sarah snapped her fingers again and a bed (for 2 people
of course) a bunch of bean bag chairs, a video camera,
and a really big tv appeared.
"Ok, let's play true or dare!" sarah said.
vash and jin groaned because they know all about
what happens in anime fanfictions when people play
truth or dare. sarah told vash that he'd be the first
dareist, and to let her know if he needed any "props"
*wink* *wink*.
He got his stupid face on and said in his stupid voice
to annette, "I dare you to stick you foot down the
toilet."
out of no where a golden toilet (like from sealab)
appeared. annette ran over to it and began to flush her
foot down the toilet. when she was done she struck a
superhero pose and said "oh yeah guys! i'm so cool" (-
that sounds like something kuwabara might say, doesn't
it?)
then annette turned to sarah and asked, "true or
dare?". sarah choose dare of course (i'm not a chicken).
"i dare you to....eat a tube of pudding really
sluttily!" (crappy dare)
"whatever." sarah said. she grabbed a convenient
tube of pudding and started licking and sucking it
provacatively, never breaking eye contact with jin. when
there was just a little bit of pudding stuck in the
bottom, sarah had to squeeze it out slowly, savoring
every last drop. jin made a little whimpering sound in the
back of his throat.
"you never did me that well!" he said acousingly.
sarah just laughed, "let me know when you turn to
chocolate!"
sarah turned to vash and said, "truth or dare?".
vash chose dare, thinking it would have to be something
really dirty from this little whore (damn straight!).
"I dare you to....strip!" she said.
Sarah put on the "marik stripping music (you can
here it on radio disney)" and vash stripped to the beat.
after 10 minutes of unbuckling his trenchcoat vash was
still fully clothed underneath. sarah got bored and
started teasing jin (irish people are so funny when their
mad!)
annette, however, never took her eyes off vash, and
when she saw his scars she had to resist going up and
hugging him (awwwww). when his bodysuit was finally
off, finally, she wasn't thinking about hugs - she was
thinking about his sexy ass and his huge "millenium rod!".
she was also thinking about the answer to her question
a few chapters ago about "boxers or brief?" you'd be
surprized to know....neither! vash the stampede wears
absolutely NO underwear (that's something to think
about in bed at night!). he later claimed that underwear
didn't allow for much movement. (translation: not
enough room for a full-fledged boner).
then vash turned to jin and said, "truth or dare?".
he chose dare, vash dared him to.....
hands caress her....JUST KIDDING! (hahaha...you thought i
was going to write a lemon didn't you?)
no, they were really getting drunk and swimming in
some random swimming pool. jin was wearing one of
those long-ish guy swimsuits (it would be gay if he wore a
speedo) and sarah was wearing her usual...a slutty biniki
of course! then sarah was so drunk that she forget how
to swim and started drowning. jin saw her flailing and
lifted her out of the water just in time. she still wasn't
breathing, so he gave her mouth to mouth. when she
started breathing again the first thing she saw was
beatiful blue eyes and adorable little horn. jin
contiuned to give her mouth to mouth because he was so
worried that he didn't relieaze she was alive, and she
wasn't about to stop him! so instead she started kissing
him back. jin was startled for a minute, but then relaxed.
As they broke the kiss jin said to her, "you just can't
get enough of me, can you?"
"never" sarah replied.
they started kissing again and hands started to
"wander" and clothes started to come off, so the
author decided not to write a lemon about herself and
give them some privacy. (A/N: writing a lemon about
yourself is like masturbation....feels good, but wrong)
while jin and sarah were "in the bathroom" annette
and vash were being speds. since it was snowing, they
went to a convenient ski slope that just popped up out of
nowhere. as they went up on the chairlift annette saw a
tree that had many people's bra's in it. (A/N: during
mardi gras season people screw under trees at the ski
slopes and for some reason they always seem to forget
their bras; annette thought they randomly threw bras
on trees....i wouldn't be able to do that, i'd miss
the....support!)
so anyways, annette all of a sudden had this huge
itch on her back, she couldn't reach it with her hand
(short arms), so she took off one of her spikey bracelets
and had vash scratch her back with it. annette was
enjoying the itch scratching when all of a sudden she
heard a small tearing sound and turned around to see
vash with his stupid face on.
"i didn't mean to do it!", he wailed, "your bracelet
was just so sharp...."
annette relieazed that the spikes had cut
through her bra straps. she blushed for a second and
pulled herself together, "what so i do?" she wondered.
all of a sudden an idea came to her. she gave vash a
sped grin and pulled off her bra, throwing it on the "bra
tree." vash looked at her boobs really obviously and
was disappointed to see....THAT SHE WAS FLAT! no, just
kidding. he really was disappointed to see that she was
wearing another bra that had been underneath the first
one (A/N: annette really does wear 2 bras....weird!)
she grinned at vash suggestively, "i wear 2 for
support." she said in a slutty voice, but then ruined the
effect by losing her balance and falling of the chair
lift. vash jumped after her, "i'll save you, pretty lady!"
he cried.
once again they landed in "provocative" positions,
but this time annette was on the bottom (she fell first,
what could i do?).
Vash woke up first rubbing his head and whimpered.
he relieazed where he was and said "ooh, yes...hehehe, i'm
the dominant one!" (A/N: sound familiar karasu?) Then he
thought about how to get back at her for kicking his
dick. He had a little lightbulb appear over his head.
he started to gently stroke her.........ears (annette is
very sensetive with ears). annette, not quite awake,
moaned in sensual pleasure. then vash got really turned
on and decided to be inventive. he stuck his whole finger
in her ear! (bad idea) Annette sat straight up and
whacked him really hard on the head, "EAR RAPE" she
screamed.
then she relieazed who had been touching her ears
and cracked up. vash, who had been curled up in a little
ball with his stupid face on, slowly uncurled and
started "worming" his way towards her.
i'm tired of writing about vash and annette, let's go
back to sarah and jin....
"oh jin!" sarah moaned breathlessy.
"oh, yes!" he cried back.
"HARDER!" she screamed.
"i'm doing the best i can!" he replied.
we returned to the two "partners" just in time to
see them...."doin' the down an' dirty!" JUST KIDDING
(Annette's note: again....dammit sarah, this is getting
stupid now!)
no, they were really playing SSX tricky! (A/N: for
sarah, the goal of the game is just ram the players into
each other and watch them get pissed off. 10 points if
you hit the slutty bitch in the biniki!)
Sarah was winning because every time jin got in
front of her she would slam into him as hard as she
could and basically knock out his player). when she got
a full tricky bar and the gay music started playing
annette's mom suddenly appeared out of no where and
ripped the playstation cords out of the wall. she then
disappered, leaving jin and sarah to find "something
else" to do.
Meanwhlie, annette and vash were at a bar singing
kareoke and doing "the vash dance." everybody was
laughing at them, but they were too sped to notice. then
they went to an arcade and went on the DDR Max dance
machine. they were really being serious and trying super
hard to beat each other. (neither of them can dance
worth shit, none of us can either!)
just as Annette was about to win, she spazzed out
on one of those complicated foot thingies and flipped
over the back bar, landing on her ass.
"owww....my but hurts!" annette said for the 2nd
time in this fanfiction.
at those words jin and sarah looked up from their
video game to see annette rubbing her butt and looking
pissed. sarah ran over to her and started crackling up
at annette. then she went back, grabbed jin, and
introduced him to annette and vash. he and vash were
friends right away, and went to do some bumper boating.
sarah pointed to jin and whispered, "13 X 3, beat
that! oh, and you were right....it's not rectangluar....it's
quite useable!"
annette whisper back, "you can't really tell with
those tight pants, too! reminds me of marik! also
anything over 10 is show and tell, except for vash!"
"Don't even start with me!" sarah screamed.
Soon vash and jin came back, they were bored so
sarah snapped her fingers and they were in a cool room
with red walls, beer posters, and a blinking strobe light.
sarah snapped her fingers again and a bed (for 2 people
of course) a bunch of bean bag chairs, a video camera,
and a really big tv appeared.
"Ok, let's play true or dare!" sarah said.
vash and jin groaned because they know all about
what happens in anime fanfictions when people play
truth or dare. sarah told vash that he'd be the first
dareist, and to let her know if he needed any "props"
*wink* *wink*.
He got his stupid face on and said in his stupid voice
to annette, "I dare you to stick you foot down the
toilet."
out of no where a golden toilet (like from sealab)
appeared. annette ran over to it and began to flush her
foot down the toilet. when she was done she struck a
superhero pose and said "oh yeah guys! i'm so cool" (-
that sounds like something kuwabara might say, doesn't
it?)
then annette turned to sarah and asked, "true or
dare?". sarah choose dare of course (i'm not a chicken).
"i dare you to....eat a tube of pudding really
sluttily!" (crappy dare)
"whatever." sarah said. she grabbed a convenient
tube of pudding and started licking and sucking it
provacatively, never breaking eye contact with jin. when
there was just a little bit of pudding stuck in the
bottom, sarah had to squeeze it out slowly, savoring
every last drop. jin made a little whimpering sound in the
back of his throat.
"you never did me that well!" he said acousingly.
sarah just laughed, "let me know when you turn to
chocolate!"
sarah turned to vash and said, "truth or dare?".
vash chose dare, thinking it would have to be something
really dirty from this little whore (damn straight!).
"I dare you to....strip!" she said.
Sarah put on the "marik stripping music (you can
here it on radio disney)" and vash stripped to the beat.
after 10 minutes of unbuckling his trenchcoat vash was
still fully clothed underneath. sarah got bored and
started teasing jin (irish people are so funny when their
mad!)
annette, however, never took her eyes off vash, and
when she saw his scars she had to resist going up and
hugging him (awwwww). when his bodysuit was finally
off, finally, she wasn't thinking about hugs - she was
thinking about his sexy ass and his huge "millenium rod!".
she was also thinking about the answer to her question
a few chapters ago about "boxers or brief?" you'd be
surprized to know....neither! vash the stampede wears
absolutely NO underwear (that's something to think
about in bed at night!). he later claimed that underwear
didn't allow for much movement. (translation: not
enough room for a full-fledged boner).
then vash turned to jin and said, "truth or dare?".
he chose dare, vash dared him to.....