DUN DUN DUUUN! It's another chapter of "The Book of X"! I just realized
that I put one of those little (1) things after I mentioned that the
nurse's name was now Peggy, then I forgot to put the thing at the bottom
saying what it means! HOW EMBARRASSING! Anyway, Peggy was the name of the
nurse at my camp. Peggy is the shizzle! And she loves Veggie Tales! LONG
LIVE VEGGIE TALES! So this is da new story. But first, THE SHOUT OUTS!
Isn't it sad that I have only 3 shout outs to shout out? That's what I thought..
Scrawler: Such a wonderful person you are! Reviewing both of my stories and then entertaining us all with your own! You can all learn something from Scrawler, people! And signing da guestbook too! I think my heart just stopped. You have no idea what a thrill it is to find a new entry in my guestbook that's NOT from Golden_Tuna!
Golden_Tuna: Why do I even bother shouting out to you? YOU NEVER SHOUT OUT TO ME! But because ZANNE is kind she will give you this: happie u lykd da stry( gr8 jorb on ur own! du ur bessst! TAKE THAT TUNA! YOU LYING SCUMBAG!
Snitter in Rivendell: I'm glad you liked it! Keep up the good work with your own fantabulistic stories!
By the way, I don't own X-Men Evolution. ZANNE doesn't want any trouble with da law so I have to put this here. Don't sue ZANNE! Heh heh, sue zanne.
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This is the story of what happens when Hurricane ZANNE hits the Institute! ENJOY!
Hurricane ZANNE
One fine day, a day like any other day, the X-children were sitting around the mansion pondering existence. Suddenly, the regularly scheduled program was interrupted by an important announcement.
"HEY! They were just about to pull the mask off the bad guy!" Evan yelled from the couch.
"It was Farmer Herby with his evil field plowing machine! Now shut up Evan!" Rogue spoke forcefully to him. (I didn't want to use yell 2 times in a row!)
"We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this important announcement." said Mister Television.
"Strong winds reaching up to 150 miles per hour are heading towards the Bayville area and are expected to hit within the next few hours. Residents are advised to take shelter and avoid flying their kites until the storm is over."
"AW MAN! I had a feeling that this would be the day I finally fly this stupid kite! There are no kite eating trees in Bayville!" moaned Charlie Brown, who was standing beside the door with big red kite in his hand.
Everyone looked at Charlie Brown because it was so obvious that he was in the wrong cartoon and so Rogue punted him out the door where he was swept away by the strong winds.
"UUUUUUGGGGGGG"
"So what are we going to do NOW?" asked Kitty.
"Don't worry! The mansion is super strong and insulated, we'll be fine!" Scott said.
"Hurricane ZANNE has reached 250 miles per hour and is going to hit Bayville any minute! It doesn't matter how insulated your mansion is anyway!" Mister Television said.
"Shut up!" So Scott got up and turned of Mister Television.
"Who wants an ice cream sandwich?" he asked.
But there was nobody left in the room to ask because they had all run away when the TV started talking back to Scott. So Scott just shrugged his shoulders and went to go get a tasty ice cream treat for himself.
But just as he opened the freezer door, the window in the kitchen blew open and the mighty gust of wind pushed Scott into the freezer! OH NO!
Meanwhile!
Kurt was walking through the hallway of the mansion. He was looking for Storm because he knew that she might be able to stop the hurricane with her crazy weather powers.
But he couldn't find Storm. He had looked in the greenhouse and her room too but she was nowhere to be found!
"STORM!" he yelled.
Just then, a mighty clap of thunder boomed outside. This sound startled Kurt so much that he teleported.
When the smoke finally cleared, he realized he was in some sort of crazy room that he had never been in before.
"Uh oh, where am I?!" Kurt yelled. Then, he realized that he shouldn't be yelling if he didn't know where he was.
He started looking around. It took him a few seconds to realize that he was in the Cerebro room because instead of the walls being a steal gray color, they were a crazy tie dye color.
"What is going on in here?" he wondered out loud.
Just then, he noticed that the weird screen thing that jumped out at you on the Cerebro monitor was turned on and had a message on it.
Because Kurt is just so curious, and we all would have done the same thing in his place, he walked over to it and started to read...
Mean to the While!
Kitty had gone back to her room. She was getting all her clothes and shoving them into a large bag.
"There's no way that I'M going to get caught in this hurricane. And neither is any of my stuff!" she said as she stuffed Lockheed into the bag.
So, swinging her sack over her shoulder, she headed through the door and towards the basement.
She walked into the kitchen to get some previsions and heard a strange noise. It sounded like a banging, but it was coming from INSIDE THE FREEZER!
"AAAGHHHH! THERE'S LIKE A GHOST IN THE FREEZER!"
And then she dropped her bag and ran out of the kitchen screaming. Little did she know that it was not a ghost at all.
Just then, another gust of wind blew open a door right in front of her.
She was running so blindly that she didn't even see it.
WHACK! She smacked face first into the door.
"Kitty!" yelled Jean Grey as she ran over to the spot where Kitty lay. "Are you OK?" Woah, that rimed. YEAH! Riming is the shizzle.
But all Kitty could say was "ughhh.."
"That isn't much help Kitty!" Jean huffed. But then she remembered that Kitty had just smacked into an open door and decided that she should be more sympathetic.
"Come on, let's go get some ice for your face.."
Mean-izzle While-fizzle!
Evan and Rogue had both heeded Mister Television's words and had gone into one of the many metal basements of the institute.
"Do you think we should go get the others?" asked Evan.
"No! If we go up there we might get swept away by the winds!" yelled Rogue, swinging her arms at Evan like a windmill.
"But how do we even know that there ARE winds? We can't hear anything from all the way down here!"
And he was right! They were on the -8th floor of the Institute and couldn't hear anything that was going on above them.
"I guess your right! But you have to go up first. If I went up there and got swept away, it would be a catastrophe! We can risk you because you're a much less popular character." said Rogue.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"Ok, but you have to cover me. If there is a lot of wind up there and I get swept away, grab my legs and pull me back down here."
So they both went up in the crazy little elevator and cautiously opened the door to the main level of the Institute.
"1, 2, 3!" yelled Evan.
He opened the door so forcefully that he fell flat on his face on the carpet. Then Rogue soon discovered that there was no wind sweeping through the mansion and stepped out of the basement.
"SEE? THERE'S NO WIND! AND NOW I HAVE A BLOODY NOSE!" screamed Evan, who indeed DID have a bloody nose.
"Well you never know!" Rogue yelled back. "I didn't think that there were winds up here anyway! The doors and windows are all closed and.."
But just at that moment, a window on the wall next to Evan suddenly blew open. The window was blown open with so much force that it smashed Evan and his bloody nosed self into the wall and he was squashed.
"... That was weird." said Rogue. But since it was ONLY Evan, she just shrugged and walked towards the kitchen to get some of those ice cream sandwiches Scott had mentioned earlier.
While Mean!!!!
Kurt was shocked at what he had just read. It was an instant message from someone named honeybubble23 and the message they had written was displayed on the screen. It said:
honeybubble23: 'Hey there sweet cheeks! I got ur last message and I think ur 1 sexy dude. What r u wearing right now?'
And underneath that message was one that someone from the Institute had written:
X-Dawg: (1) 'Well, I've got on a green sweater with a black turtle neck and sexy brown pants. And I've got nothing on my feet..'
honeybubble23: 'MEOW! Such a sexy beast! So, where r u right now?'
X-Dawg: 'You know that big mansion next to the bay?'
honeybubble23: 'U mean u live at that school for freaks? I herrd about that place on da news!'
X-Dawg: 'Oh yeah! We've got plenty of freaks here! There's this one crazy girl who sucks the life out of people like and evil sponge and then this freakish looking blue guy with a tail and another freak who turns into a scary flame boy! They're all a bunch of losers! Except me, I run the place. And I'm a sexy beast, remember?'
honeybubble23: 'Wow , that's freaky, so... do you want to start?'
X-Dawg: 'Sure! Just wait a few minutes. I have to get my whip..'
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" yelled Kurt. "GROSS!"
So he teleported out of there to escape before the Professor returned... with his whip! *shivers*
Kurt teleported to the kitchen and was surprised to see Jean there.
"Hey Jean. What happened to HER?" he asked, pointing at Kitty, who Jean had had to drag all the way down the hall to get some ice.
"She hit a door. I'm getting ice!" Jean said happily. "Wanna help?"
"You need help getting ice? Just open the freezer and scoop some out!"
"Humph!" huffed Jean, "I bet Scott would help me if HE were here! Hey, where is Scott anyway?"
Just then Rogue entered the kitchen and Jean and Kurt both stared at her.
"What?"
"Have you seen Scott?" asked Kurt, "We lost him."
"Well, Evan is smooshed all over the wall, and if Scott's missing... then there's only one explanation for this!"
"What?"
"Evan and Scott are actually the same person!" yelled Rogue, "It all makes sense to me now!" she smiled evilly.
"You're crazy, now help me get some ice Kurt or I'll.."
But what Jean was going to do to Kurt went unknown because at that moment she was interrupted by a banging noise coming from inside the freezer.
"It's the ghost!" yelled Kitty. She had just regained consciousness and was now curled up in a ball. "Protect me Jean!"
"Don't be silly Kitty! Everyone knows that there's no such thing as ghosts!"
"Then it was a monster! HOLD ME SOMEBODY!"
"I think it's coming from the freezer..." said Kurt as he walked over to the freezer door and listened for the banging noise again.
BANG BANG BANGGGG!
"Yup, in the freezer! Was I right or what?"
"Well open it!" commanded Rogue.
"Why don't YOU open it?!" said Kurt.
"Fine!"
So she went over to the freezer and pulled on the door and out fell the frozen form of.. SCOTT!
"Oh my stars and garters!" yelled Jean as she dropped Kitty on the floor and ran to Scott.
Scott was frozen and shivering. As Jean was rubbing him trying to melt the ice, Rogue, Kitty, and Kurt burst out laughing.
"Shut up! It's not funny!" yelled Jean.
"How did he get in the freezer?" laughed Rogue.
"How should I know?"
"Read his mind dumb ass."
"Oh, that's right. I'm a telepath aren't I?"
So Jean put her fingers on her temples even though she really didn't need to, and went into Scott's mind.
"Let's see, there's a lot of stuff about Magneto and teamwork and.. ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!"
"Is that why he was in the freezer?" asked Kitty. "At least know we know it wasn't a ghost or a monster."
"Are you as bored with this as I am?" Kurt asked Rogue.
"Yeah, let's go play paintball!"
"But there's a hurricane out there! We can't play paintball in a hurricane!"
"Why not?" asked Kitty.
"Do I have to explain it?"
"YES!" yelled Kitty and Rogue.
"FINE! Have it YOUR way! Nobody ever listens to the Fuzzy One anyway!" huffed Kurt.
"So Kurt, Kitty, and Rogue all donned their paintballing apparel and went outside. But as Kurt predicted, Hurricane ZANNE swept them all away.
That just leaves Jean and frozen Scott. But we never did find out where Storm was did we?
Storm had been sitting quietly in the greenhouse with a good book when all of a sudden.. SHAZAM! The greenhouse window blew open and the wind swept her away! Happy now?
So that just leaves Jean and frozen Scott. And just in case you were wondering, Beast had taken the new recruits on a field trip into Hurricane ZANNE so that they could learn about wind speed and they all were swept away too. And Logan was on a secret mission in somewhere. He was getting milk and eggs. And I don't think that you really WANT to know where the Professor is...
SO that still leaves Jean and frozen Scott. But Scott had begun to thaw out a little and just sat in a puddle with Jean's arms wrapped around him.
"Jjjjjean?" asked shivering Scott.
"What is it Scottylumps?"
"Do you want an ice cream sandwich?"
But at that moment, another strong breeze came through the still open window and Jean and Scott were, you guessed it, SWEPT AWAY!!!!
And what the hell, smooshed Evan was also SWEPT AWAY!!!!
Where were they all swept away to you ask? Did they all just disappear? NO!!! ZANNE would never let that happen.
They were all SWEPT AWAY to New Jersey! And they played with ZANNE, and Golden_Tuna, and Maxwell's Silver Hammer and everyone was happy!
THE END-IZZLE
(1) I stole that name from Golden_Tuna. How can it be srong when it sounded so right! Go read her story to see the continuing adventures of X-Dawg!
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So what do you think? I know it sucked but humor me a little OK? Then maybe I'll have some self-esteem! READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE! AND DON'T FORGET TO VISIT MY SITE AND SIGN DA GUESTBOOK! IF I WASN'T TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THEN DO YOU THINK I'D BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS?
Isn't it sad that I have only 3 shout outs to shout out? That's what I thought..
Scrawler: Such a wonderful person you are! Reviewing both of my stories and then entertaining us all with your own! You can all learn something from Scrawler, people! And signing da guestbook too! I think my heart just stopped. You have no idea what a thrill it is to find a new entry in my guestbook that's NOT from Golden_Tuna!
Golden_Tuna: Why do I even bother shouting out to you? YOU NEVER SHOUT OUT TO ME! But because ZANNE is kind she will give you this: happie u lykd da stry( gr8 jorb on ur own! du ur bessst! TAKE THAT TUNA! YOU LYING SCUMBAG!
Snitter in Rivendell: I'm glad you liked it! Keep up the good work with your own fantabulistic stories!
By the way, I don't own X-Men Evolution. ZANNE doesn't want any trouble with da law so I have to put this here. Don't sue ZANNE! Heh heh, sue zanne.
_______________________________________________________
This is the story of what happens when Hurricane ZANNE hits the Institute! ENJOY!
Hurricane ZANNE
One fine day, a day like any other day, the X-children were sitting around the mansion pondering existence. Suddenly, the regularly scheduled program was interrupted by an important announcement.
"HEY! They were just about to pull the mask off the bad guy!" Evan yelled from the couch.
"It was Farmer Herby with his evil field plowing machine! Now shut up Evan!" Rogue spoke forcefully to him. (I didn't want to use yell 2 times in a row!)
"We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this important announcement." said Mister Television.
"Strong winds reaching up to 150 miles per hour are heading towards the Bayville area and are expected to hit within the next few hours. Residents are advised to take shelter and avoid flying their kites until the storm is over."
"AW MAN! I had a feeling that this would be the day I finally fly this stupid kite! There are no kite eating trees in Bayville!" moaned Charlie Brown, who was standing beside the door with big red kite in his hand.
Everyone looked at Charlie Brown because it was so obvious that he was in the wrong cartoon and so Rogue punted him out the door where he was swept away by the strong winds.
"UUUUUUGGGGGGG"
"So what are we going to do NOW?" asked Kitty.
"Don't worry! The mansion is super strong and insulated, we'll be fine!" Scott said.
"Hurricane ZANNE has reached 250 miles per hour and is going to hit Bayville any minute! It doesn't matter how insulated your mansion is anyway!" Mister Television said.
"Shut up!" So Scott got up and turned of Mister Television.
"Who wants an ice cream sandwich?" he asked.
But there was nobody left in the room to ask because they had all run away when the TV started talking back to Scott. So Scott just shrugged his shoulders and went to go get a tasty ice cream treat for himself.
But just as he opened the freezer door, the window in the kitchen blew open and the mighty gust of wind pushed Scott into the freezer! OH NO!
Meanwhile!
Kurt was walking through the hallway of the mansion. He was looking for Storm because he knew that she might be able to stop the hurricane with her crazy weather powers.
But he couldn't find Storm. He had looked in the greenhouse and her room too but she was nowhere to be found!
"STORM!" he yelled.
Just then, a mighty clap of thunder boomed outside. This sound startled Kurt so much that he teleported.
When the smoke finally cleared, he realized he was in some sort of crazy room that he had never been in before.
"Uh oh, where am I?!" Kurt yelled. Then, he realized that he shouldn't be yelling if he didn't know where he was.
He started looking around. It took him a few seconds to realize that he was in the Cerebro room because instead of the walls being a steal gray color, they were a crazy tie dye color.
"What is going on in here?" he wondered out loud.
Just then, he noticed that the weird screen thing that jumped out at you on the Cerebro monitor was turned on and had a message on it.
Because Kurt is just so curious, and we all would have done the same thing in his place, he walked over to it and started to read...
Mean to the While!
Kitty had gone back to her room. She was getting all her clothes and shoving them into a large bag.
"There's no way that I'M going to get caught in this hurricane. And neither is any of my stuff!" she said as she stuffed Lockheed into the bag.
So, swinging her sack over her shoulder, she headed through the door and towards the basement.
She walked into the kitchen to get some previsions and heard a strange noise. It sounded like a banging, but it was coming from INSIDE THE FREEZER!
"AAAGHHHH! THERE'S LIKE A GHOST IN THE FREEZER!"
And then she dropped her bag and ran out of the kitchen screaming. Little did she know that it was not a ghost at all.
Just then, another gust of wind blew open a door right in front of her.
She was running so blindly that she didn't even see it.
WHACK! She smacked face first into the door.
"Kitty!" yelled Jean Grey as she ran over to the spot where Kitty lay. "Are you OK?" Woah, that rimed. YEAH! Riming is the shizzle.
But all Kitty could say was "ughhh.."
"That isn't much help Kitty!" Jean huffed. But then she remembered that Kitty had just smacked into an open door and decided that she should be more sympathetic.
"Come on, let's go get some ice for your face.."
Mean-izzle While-fizzle!
Evan and Rogue had both heeded Mister Television's words and had gone into one of the many metal basements of the institute.
"Do you think we should go get the others?" asked Evan.
"No! If we go up there we might get swept away by the winds!" yelled Rogue, swinging her arms at Evan like a windmill.
"But how do we even know that there ARE winds? We can't hear anything from all the way down here!"
And he was right! They were on the -8th floor of the Institute and couldn't hear anything that was going on above them.
"I guess your right! But you have to go up first. If I went up there and got swept away, it would be a catastrophe! We can risk you because you're a much less popular character." said Rogue.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"Ok, but you have to cover me. If there is a lot of wind up there and I get swept away, grab my legs and pull me back down here."
So they both went up in the crazy little elevator and cautiously opened the door to the main level of the Institute.
"1, 2, 3!" yelled Evan.
He opened the door so forcefully that he fell flat on his face on the carpet. Then Rogue soon discovered that there was no wind sweeping through the mansion and stepped out of the basement.
"SEE? THERE'S NO WIND! AND NOW I HAVE A BLOODY NOSE!" screamed Evan, who indeed DID have a bloody nose.
"Well you never know!" Rogue yelled back. "I didn't think that there were winds up here anyway! The doors and windows are all closed and.."
But just at that moment, a window on the wall next to Evan suddenly blew open. The window was blown open with so much force that it smashed Evan and his bloody nosed self into the wall and he was squashed.
"... That was weird." said Rogue. But since it was ONLY Evan, she just shrugged and walked towards the kitchen to get some of those ice cream sandwiches Scott had mentioned earlier.
While Mean!!!!
Kurt was shocked at what he had just read. It was an instant message from someone named honeybubble23 and the message they had written was displayed on the screen. It said:
honeybubble23: 'Hey there sweet cheeks! I got ur last message and I think ur 1 sexy dude. What r u wearing right now?'
And underneath that message was one that someone from the Institute had written:
X-Dawg: (1) 'Well, I've got on a green sweater with a black turtle neck and sexy brown pants. And I've got nothing on my feet..'
honeybubble23: 'MEOW! Such a sexy beast! So, where r u right now?'
X-Dawg: 'You know that big mansion next to the bay?'
honeybubble23: 'U mean u live at that school for freaks? I herrd about that place on da news!'
X-Dawg: 'Oh yeah! We've got plenty of freaks here! There's this one crazy girl who sucks the life out of people like and evil sponge and then this freakish looking blue guy with a tail and another freak who turns into a scary flame boy! They're all a bunch of losers! Except me, I run the place. And I'm a sexy beast, remember?'
honeybubble23: 'Wow , that's freaky, so... do you want to start?'
X-Dawg: 'Sure! Just wait a few minutes. I have to get my whip..'
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" yelled Kurt. "GROSS!"
So he teleported out of there to escape before the Professor returned... with his whip! *shivers*
Kurt teleported to the kitchen and was surprised to see Jean there.
"Hey Jean. What happened to HER?" he asked, pointing at Kitty, who Jean had had to drag all the way down the hall to get some ice.
"She hit a door. I'm getting ice!" Jean said happily. "Wanna help?"
"You need help getting ice? Just open the freezer and scoop some out!"
"Humph!" huffed Jean, "I bet Scott would help me if HE were here! Hey, where is Scott anyway?"
Just then Rogue entered the kitchen and Jean and Kurt both stared at her.
"What?"
"Have you seen Scott?" asked Kurt, "We lost him."
"Well, Evan is smooshed all over the wall, and if Scott's missing... then there's only one explanation for this!"
"What?"
"Evan and Scott are actually the same person!" yelled Rogue, "It all makes sense to me now!" she smiled evilly.
"You're crazy, now help me get some ice Kurt or I'll.."
But what Jean was going to do to Kurt went unknown because at that moment she was interrupted by a banging noise coming from inside the freezer.
"It's the ghost!" yelled Kitty. She had just regained consciousness and was now curled up in a ball. "Protect me Jean!"
"Don't be silly Kitty! Everyone knows that there's no such thing as ghosts!"
"Then it was a monster! HOLD ME SOMEBODY!"
"I think it's coming from the freezer..." said Kurt as he walked over to the freezer door and listened for the banging noise again.
BANG BANG BANGGGG!
"Yup, in the freezer! Was I right or what?"
"Well open it!" commanded Rogue.
"Why don't YOU open it?!" said Kurt.
"Fine!"
So she went over to the freezer and pulled on the door and out fell the frozen form of.. SCOTT!
"Oh my stars and garters!" yelled Jean as she dropped Kitty on the floor and ran to Scott.
Scott was frozen and shivering. As Jean was rubbing him trying to melt the ice, Rogue, Kitty, and Kurt burst out laughing.
"Shut up! It's not funny!" yelled Jean.
"How did he get in the freezer?" laughed Rogue.
"How should I know?"
"Read his mind dumb ass."
"Oh, that's right. I'm a telepath aren't I?"
So Jean put her fingers on her temples even though she really didn't need to, and went into Scott's mind.
"Let's see, there's a lot of stuff about Magneto and teamwork and.. ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!"
"Is that why he was in the freezer?" asked Kitty. "At least know we know it wasn't a ghost or a monster."
"Are you as bored with this as I am?" Kurt asked Rogue.
"Yeah, let's go play paintball!"
"But there's a hurricane out there! We can't play paintball in a hurricane!"
"Why not?" asked Kitty.
"Do I have to explain it?"
"YES!" yelled Kitty and Rogue.
"FINE! Have it YOUR way! Nobody ever listens to the Fuzzy One anyway!" huffed Kurt.
"So Kurt, Kitty, and Rogue all donned their paintballing apparel and went outside. But as Kurt predicted, Hurricane ZANNE swept them all away.
That just leaves Jean and frozen Scott. But we never did find out where Storm was did we?
Storm had been sitting quietly in the greenhouse with a good book when all of a sudden.. SHAZAM! The greenhouse window blew open and the wind swept her away! Happy now?
So that just leaves Jean and frozen Scott. And just in case you were wondering, Beast had taken the new recruits on a field trip into Hurricane ZANNE so that they could learn about wind speed and they all were swept away too. And Logan was on a secret mission in somewhere. He was getting milk and eggs. And I don't think that you really WANT to know where the Professor is...
SO that still leaves Jean and frozen Scott. But Scott had begun to thaw out a little and just sat in a puddle with Jean's arms wrapped around him.
"Jjjjjean?" asked shivering Scott.
"What is it Scottylumps?"
"Do you want an ice cream sandwich?"
But at that moment, another strong breeze came through the still open window and Jean and Scott were, you guessed it, SWEPT AWAY!!!!
And what the hell, smooshed Evan was also SWEPT AWAY!!!!
Where were they all swept away to you ask? Did they all just disappear? NO!!! ZANNE would never let that happen.
They were all SWEPT AWAY to New Jersey! And they played with ZANNE, and Golden_Tuna, and Maxwell's Silver Hammer and everyone was happy!
THE END-IZZLE
(1) I stole that name from Golden_Tuna. How can it be srong when it sounded so right! Go read her story to see the continuing adventures of X-Dawg!
______________________________________________________
So what do you think? I know it sucked but humor me a little OK? Then maybe I'll have some self-esteem! READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE! AND DON'T FORGET TO VISIT MY SITE AND SIGN DA GUESTBOOK! IF I WASN'T TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THEN DO YOU THINK I'D BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS?