HOWDY Y'ALL! Are ya ready for another splendiferous chapter of "The Book of
X"? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! Here we go! SHOUT OUTS first of course.
Scrawler: Thanks sooo much for reviewing my story and I hope that you can start your own site soon!
Golden-Tuna: Yes. It is INDEED the shizzle.
So now that that's all out of the way, we can get down to business.
This story is about what some of the characters of X-Men Evolution would do for a Klondike Bar! In this story, you get to see more of the violent, evil, conniving side of ZANNE! ENJOY!
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? For that chocolate coated ice cream Covered way too thick no room for a stick! What would you do-o-oo for a Klondike Bar?!
Hey there Scott! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Scott: Well, I'd destroy Apocalypse and save the entire human race!
But wouldn't you do that even if there wasn't a Klondike Bar involved?
Scott: Oh yeah. OK...I'd go up to Principal Kelly and then I'd PULL DOWN HIS PANTS and then I'd gather all the mutants up and we can all pattle his buttocks in a very public place where there are lots and lots of TV cameras!
OK.. You do that Scott.
Scott: MWAH HA HAAAA!
So anyway, Jean Grey, what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Jean Grey: Let's see, I'd put on a lot of Rogue's scary goth makeup and walk around school!
That was pretty lame, but here you go! ZANNE tosses her a Klondike Bar.
Jean Grey: HUZZAH!
She shoves the whole thing in her mouth with the wrapper still on.
Well then, moving on.. WAIT A MINUTE! YOU STILL HAVE TO DO IT! Oh to hell with it, who's next? AH HA! My secret lover, KURT!
Kurt: That's me!
ZANNE hugs Kurt.
So, what would the Fuzzy Dude do for a Klondike Bar?
Kurt: I would turn off my image inducer in front of EVERYONE!
Really? Just for a small confectionary frozen treat?
Kurt: You bet your socks I would!
NO! I love my socks too much to risk them! Kitty, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Kitty: I'd like totally run around town in my pajamas!
But you already did that!
Kitty: Really? OHHH! THAT'S RIGHT! And I never gave Kurt what he really deserved for it!
But you pummeled him with a feather down pillow!
Kitty: I did?
Gee Kitty, your memory sucks. It sucks like a Hoover vacuum!
Kitty: Well how about this, I'll seriously injure Kurt!
NO! Don't you dare lay a hand on my Kurt, you hoe bag!
Kitty: Can I seriously injure Scott?
SURE! Why not?
Kitty: Oki doki!
NEXT! Rogue, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Rogue: Why do you think I'd want your stupid Klondike Bar in the first place?
Because nobody can resist the Klondike Bar!
Rogue: Well I sure can! Now excuse me while I walk away from you.
She tries to leave.
COME BACK HERE WENCH!
ZANNE shoves Klondike Bar into her mouth.
Rogue: MMMFFF!
That'll teach you to mess with ZANNE! ZANNE punts Rogue out the door. (1)
Pheww! Now that that's over, Evan, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Evan: I'd pull an alioop 360 arial flip guy while baking a cake on my skate board!
Really?
Evan: Yeah dawg.
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DOG! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ANIMATION CRAP! Go do your stupid skate trick! See if ZANNE cares!
Evan: Calm down homie. Just let me get my board, it's over herrrr..
Whoah. ZANNE'S getting a LITTLE too worked up. How about I talk to someone more tolerable next?
Tabitha: Hiya! Can I have some ice cream?
Oh no. ZANNE puts her head in her hands. *Sigh* What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Tabitha: I'd blow up the school and the mall and the Thrift Way and the Chinese food place and the bank and the..
SILENCE! You would do any of those things if you could! Even without the promise of a Klondike Bar!
Tabitha: Yeah, you're right. But we could all use some
ZANNE shakes her head. NEXT! What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Lance?
Lance: I'd go and fight Apocalypse with the X-Men even though I already told Kitty that I wasn't!
Oh come on! Can't any of you guys think of something more interesting to do?
Lance: HEY! That would be humiliating for me! Did you see how rude I was in "Ascension 1"?
Moving on. Wanda, what would you for a Klondike Bar?
Wanda: Well, I definitely WOULDN'T go out with Toad, and I DEFINITLY WOULDN'T be nice to my father and my stupid brother!
But what WOULD you do? That's that question! HAVE I NOT WORDED IT SPICIFICALLY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Wanda: Fine! I would harm Pietro and Toad, then I would hunt Magneto down and kill him then do away with his body!
OK, JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE! ZANNE throws Klondike Bar at Wanda.
Wanda eats it ferociously.
Ok, I'm just going to go over here. TOAD! WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR!
Toad: Let's see yo, first I'd do something painful to Duncan Matthews, then I'd take a shower and THEN I'd make sweet, sweet love to Wanda!
Wanda then zaps him with her random powers and he is thrown out the window.
Toad: (In high pitched girly voice) AAHHHHHHH!
HA! No Klondike Bar for you, yo! WHO'S NEXT?
Jamie: OO OOO! Me next!
Ok Jamie, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Jamie: I'd dye Mister Logan's hair PINK! Then maybe I'd be accepted by the rest of the kids! OH HAPPY DAY!
AWWW! YOU'RE SO CUTE! ZANNE ruffles his hair.
Jamie: I AM NOT!
Who's-izzle next-fizzle? Oh boy! It's Freddy!
Freddy: Is that a Klondike Bar?
Um, yeah...
Freddy: Can I have it?
Not unless you tell me what you would do for it first!
Freddy: Uhhhh.. This question's too hard!
Take your time!
Freddy: Um 1+1=... GIVE ME THE FREAKIN' KLONDIKE BAR!
You didn't tell me what you would do for it yet!
Freddy: GGGRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLL!
AHHHHHHH! ZANNE ducks and runs far, far away.
ALEX! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Alex: I'd surf through shark infested waters with my hands tied behind my back all while trying to unlock this safe!
Alex pulls a large safe with a combination lock out of no where.
Can you really do that?
Alex: I'd do ANYTHING for a Klondike Bar!
THAT'S THE BEST ANSWER I'VE GOTTEN ALL DAY! Even though you're a pointless character and related to Scott I want to HUG YOU! ZANNE hugs Alex.
Alex: It's the Sun In! Chicks dig the Sun In!
Moving on... ZANNE walks back to where she was, dodging hungry Blob.
PIETRO! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Pietro: Why should I have to tell you when I can just do this!
Pietro goes up the ZANNE with his super speed and STEALS THE KLONDIKE BAR RIGHT OUT OF HER HANDS!
Pietro: HA! Your too slow for me!
Why you little bitch! ZANNE tackles Pietro and grabs his hair until he is screaming and let's go of the ice cream treat!
TAKE THAT YOU BEE-YATCH! ZANNE leaves Pietro in a heap on the floor.
Pyro: What you got there shiela?
Why, this is a Klondike Bar my good sir. What would you do for it?
Pyro touches the Klondike Bar.
Pyro: OUCH! IT'S SO COLD!
He runs away.
Ok... Gambit! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Gambit: I don't know. I'm a masta tief, not an ice cream man!
What?
Gambit: YOINK!
Gambit grabs the Klondike Bar from ZANNE, throws a flaming card, and jumps out the window. So ZANNE steps on the card and it goes out.
Why do I bother?
Just then, Mystique walks into the room.
Mystique: Give me that Klondike Bar or FACE MY WRATH!
BRING IT ON!
So ZANNE and Mystique engage in a "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" like fight and of course ZANNE wins in the end.
"You have fought well blue woman," says ZANNE, her mouth keeps moving but no words are coming out and her voice in unusually high pitched. (2)
ZANNE leaves Mystique in a heap next to Pietro, making it look like they beat each other to death. ZANNE can't have Kurt thinking that she beat up his mommy now can she?
Suddenly, ZANNE hears a big crowd outside. So ZANNE goes outside and sees a huge mob of mutants all paddling Principal Kelly's buttocks in the middle of the street!
Scott: So where's my Klondike Bar?
ZANNE throws it at him but because Scott is a butterfingers, he misses and it land on the sidewalk where a little boy on his bicycle runs over it.
Scott: NNNNNOOOOOOO (In slow motion) (3)
Dem's the breaks! Next ZANNE sees Kurt running down the street without his image inducer being chased by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks.
Kurt: YIKES!
KURT! Here's you Klondike Bar! ZANNE throws him a Klondike Bar.
Kurt: Oh yeah, THIS is going to help me!
TELEPORT DUMBASS!
Kurt: THAT'S RIGHT!
So Kurt teleports away, but not before kicking Principal Kelly in the buttocks.
Then, Kitty creeps up behind Scott with a silver hammer and it comes down upon his head! (4)
Scott: ouchhh...
Scott falls over on the ground.
Kitty: SUCCESS! Like gimmee the Klondike Bar!
So ZANNE gives Kitty the Klondike Bar because it would be just ever so rude to break a promise to a girl in a pony tail. And of course, everyone except Jean is ecstatic that Scott is down for the count. (5)
Just then, ZANNE hears Evan scream.
Evan: Look at me!!!!!
Evan is on a huge ramp that came out of no where and is doing the olli 380 watchimacallit thingy that he mentioned earlier.
Evan: Watch me know, daw (ZANNE gives him a dirty look).. Girl with the ice cream!
Evan is doing his flippy thingy and trying to bake a cake put just as he opens the oven door, he remembers that HE FORGOT THE OVEN MITS!
Evan: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S HOT!!
Evan falls down and does not get up. ZANNE drops a Klondike Bar on his lifeless form.
Pyro: Did someone say "HOT"?!?!?
No.
Pyro: Ohhhh..
Pyro pouts and walks away.
AWWWW! Here you go Pyro! ZANNE takes out a hot picket from her... pocket and gives it to Pyro!
Pyro: HURRRAY!
Pyro runs away laughing evily.
Alex walks up to ZANNE. He is bloody and mangled.
Alex: OK, I did it. Can I have my Klondike Bar?
Ooooo, sorry Mister Sun In! I didn't see it!
Alex: ...
Alex faints and ZANNE piles him on top of Evan in a creepy position.
ZANNE is entertained WAY too easily..
Then, ZANNE sees about 20 Jamies run past followed by a pink haired Logan.
Here you go you little rugrat! ZANNE tosses a Jamie the Klondike Bar, but since his hair is wet with hair dye he drops it. Then, he slips on it and falls down as Logan pounces on him!
OOOPPPS!
Freddy: FEED ME ZANNE!
AHHHHH!!!! NO!
ZANNE runs and tries to fly away but Freddy grabs her ankle. He shakes her upside down and a huge mound of Klondike Bars fall out of her pants.
Freddy: HHHHOOOOLLLLKLKLK (6)
ZANNE runs away, leaving The Blob to his ice cream.
Well, you heard it folks! That's what the characters of X-Men Evolution would do for a Klondike Bar! Not a pretty site is it?
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make!
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Like it? REVIEW AND SIGN DA GUESTBOOK! Hated it? Stick your head in a pot of boiling oil!
Here are what the little number guys mean:
(1) In my last story, Rogue punted Charlie Brown out the door! I love Charlie Brown like a kitten loves wool! (from Beckna) I had to get my revenge on Rogue for doing that evil thing to my little peanut!
(2) You know those Chinese movies that are translated into English? For a minute ZANNE was in one of those movies.
(3) I'm sure you've all heard how hella-cool Kurt sounds in slow motion. I wonder how Scott would sound in slow motion..
(4) "..he creeps up from behind.. BANG, BANG Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head, BANG, BANG Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!" I am a compulsive Beatles fan and had to make Kitty hit Scott on the head with a silver hammer! It's really a great song! The last little end part of the story, you know the "and in the end.." part? That's also part of Beatles song! Bet you didn't know that did you? Well now you know!
(5) That is such a dorky line that Kurt says in "Self Possessed". I can't help it! I obsess over these little things! But come on! "Sabertooth" was crushed by a ton of rocks and so Kurt teleports on top of the pile and says "I think he's down for the count!" and then 2 seconds later "Juggernaught" bursts out. Why couldn't he just not say anything?
(6) I was trying to make Freddy make the sound that Homer Simpson makes when he's about to eat something. You all know that sound. I couldn't write it because it's not writable!
Wow. That's a lot of little number guys! Well, now it's time to go! Go on shoo!
Scrawler: Thanks sooo much for reviewing my story and I hope that you can start your own site soon!
Golden-Tuna: Yes. It is INDEED the shizzle.
So now that that's all out of the way, we can get down to business.
This story is about what some of the characters of X-Men Evolution would do for a Klondike Bar! In this story, you get to see more of the violent, evil, conniving side of ZANNE! ENJOY!
________________________________________________________________
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? For that chocolate coated ice cream Covered way too thick no room for a stick! What would you do-o-oo for a Klondike Bar?!
Hey there Scott! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Scott: Well, I'd destroy Apocalypse and save the entire human race!
But wouldn't you do that even if there wasn't a Klondike Bar involved?
Scott: Oh yeah. OK...I'd go up to Principal Kelly and then I'd PULL DOWN HIS PANTS and then I'd gather all the mutants up and we can all pattle his buttocks in a very public place where there are lots and lots of TV cameras!
OK.. You do that Scott.
Scott: MWAH HA HAAAA!
So anyway, Jean Grey, what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Jean Grey: Let's see, I'd put on a lot of Rogue's scary goth makeup and walk around school!
That was pretty lame, but here you go! ZANNE tosses her a Klondike Bar.
Jean Grey: HUZZAH!
She shoves the whole thing in her mouth with the wrapper still on.
Well then, moving on.. WAIT A MINUTE! YOU STILL HAVE TO DO IT! Oh to hell with it, who's next? AH HA! My secret lover, KURT!
Kurt: That's me!
ZANNE hugs Kurt.
So, what would the Fuzzy Dude do for a Klondike Bar?
Kurt: I would turn off my image inducer in front of EVERYONE!
Really? Just for a small confectionary frozen treat?
Kurt: You bet your socks I would!
NO! I love my socks too much to risk them! Kitty, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Kitty: I'd like totally run around town in my pajamas!
But you already did that!
Kitty: Really? OHHH! THAT'S RIGHT! And I never gave Kurt what he really deserved for it!
But you pummeled him with a feather down pillow!
Kitty: I did?
Gee Kitty, your memory sucks. It sucks like a Hoover vacuum!
Kitty: Well how about this, I'll seriously injure Kurt!
NO! Don't you dare lay a hand on my Kurt, you hoe bag!
Kitty: Can I seriously injure Scott?
SURE! Why not?
Kitty: Oki doki!
NEXT! Rogue, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Rogue: Why do you think I'd want your stupid Klondike Bar in the first place?
Because nobody can resist the Klondike Bar!
Rogue: Well I sure can! Now excuse me while I walk away from you.
She tries to leave.
COME BACK HERE WENCH!
ZANNE shoves Klondike Bar into her mouth.
Rogue: MMMFFF!
That'll teach you to mess with ZANNE! ZANNE punts Rogue out the door. (1)
Pheww! Now that that's over, Evan, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Evan: I'd pull an alioop 360 arial flip guy while baking a cake on my skate board!
Really?
Evan: Yeah dawg.
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DOG! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ANIMATION CRAP! Go do your stupid skate trick! See if ZANNE cares!
Evan: Calm down homie. Just let me get my board, it's over herrrr..
Whoah. ZANNE'S getting a LITTLE too worked up. How about I talk to someone more tolerable next?
Tabitha: Hiya! Can I have some ice cream?
Oh no. ZANNE puts her head in her hands. *Sigh* What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Tabitha: I'd blow up the school and the mall and the Thrift Way and the Chinese food place and the bank and the..
SILENCE! You would do any of those things if you could! Even without the promise of a Klondike Bar!
Tabitha: Yeah, you're right. But we could all use some
ZANNE shakes her head. NEXT! What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Lance?
Lance: I'd go and fight Apocalypse with the X-Men even though I already told Kitty that I wasn't!
Oh come on! Can't any of you guys think of something more interesting to do?
Lance: HEY! That would be humiliating for me! Did you see how rude I was in "Ascension 1"?
Moving on. Wanda, what would you for a Klondike Bar?
Wanda: Well, I definitely WOULDN'T go out with Toad, and I DEFINITLY WOULDN'T be nice to my father and my stupid brother!
But what WOULD you do? That's that question! HAVE I NOT WORDED IT SPICIFICALLY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Wanda: Fine! I would harm Pietro and Toad, then I would hunt Magneto down and kill him then do away with his body!
OK, JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE! ZANNE throws Klondike Bar at Wanda.
Wanda eats it ferociously.
Ok, I'm just going to go over here. TOAD! WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR!
Toad: Let's see yo, first I'd do something painful to Duncan Matthews, then I'd take a shower and THEN I'd make sweet, sweet love to Wanda!
Wanda then zaps him with her random powers and he is thrown out the window.
Toad: (In high pitched girly voice) AAHHHHHHH!
HA! No Klondike Bar for you, yo! WHO'S NEXT?
Jamie: OO OOO! Me next!
Ok Jamie, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Jamie: I'd dye Mister Logan's hair PINK! Then maybe I'd be accepted by the rest of the kids! OH HAPPY DAY!
AWWW! YOU'RE SO CUTE! ZANNE ruffles his hair.
Jamie: I AM NOT!
Who's-izzle next-fizzle? Oh boy! It's Freddy!
Freddy: Is that a Klondike Bar?
Um, yeah...
Freddy: Can I have it?
Not unless you tell me what you would do for it first!
Freddy: Uhhhh.. This question's too hard!
Take your time!
Freddy: Um 1+1=... GIVE ME THE FREAKIN' KLONDIKE BAR!
You didn't tell me what you would do for it yet!
Freddy: GGGRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLL!
AHHHHHHH! ZANNE ducks and runs far, far away.
ALEX! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Alex: I'd surf through shark infested waters with my hands tied behind my back all while trying to unlock this safe!
Alex pulls a large safe with a combination lock out of no where.
Can you really do that?
Alex: I'd do ANYTHING for a Klondike Bar!
THAT'S THE BEST ANSWER I'VE GOTTEN ALL DAY! Even though you're a pointless character and related to Scott I want to HUG YOU! ZANNE hugs Alex.
Alex: It's the Sun In! Chicks dig the Sun In!
Moving on... ZANNE walks back to where she was, dodging hungry Blob.
PIETRO! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Pietro: Why should I have to tell you when I can just do this!
Pietro goes up the ZANNE with his super speed and STEALS THE KLONDIKE BAR RIGHT OUT OF HER HANDS!
Pietro: HA! Your too slow for me!
Why you little bitch! ZANNE tackles Pietro and grabs his hair until he is screaming and let's go of the ice cream treat!
TAKE THAT YOU BEE-YATCH! ZANNE leaves Pietro in a heap on the floor.
Pyro: What you got there shiela?
Why, this is a Klondike Bar my good sir. What would you do for it?
Pyro touches the Klondike Bar.
Pyro: OUCH! IT'S SO COLD!
He runs away.
Ok... Gambit! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Gambit: I don't know. I'm a masta tief, not an ice cream man!
What?
Gambit: YOINK!
Gambit grabs the Klondike Bar from ZANNE, throws a flaming card, and jumps out the window. So ZANNE steps on the card and it goes out.
Why do I bother?
Just then, Mystique walks into the room.
Mystique: Give me that Klondike Bar or FACE MY WRATH!
BRING IT ON!
So ZANNE and Mystique engage in a "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" like fight and of course ZANNE wins in the end.
"You have fought well blue woman," says ZANNE, her mouth keeps moving but no words are coming out and her voice in unusually high pitched. (2)
ZANNE leaves Mystique in a heap next to Pietro, making it look like they beat each other to death. ZANNE can't have Kurt thinking that she beat up his mommy now can she?
Suddenly, ZANNE hears a big crowd outside. So ZANNE goes outside and sees a huge mob of mutants all paddling Principal Kelly's buttocks in the middle of the street!
Scott: So where's my Klondike Bar?
ZANNE throws it at him but because Scott is a butterfingers, he misses and it land on the sidewalk where a little boy on his bicycle runs over it.
Scott: NNNNNOOOOOOO (In slow motion) (3)
Dem's the breaks! Next ZANNE sees Kurt running down the street without his image inducer being chased by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks.
Kurt: YIKES!
KURT! Here's you Klondike Bar! ZANNE throws him a Klondike Bar.
Kurt: Oh yeah, THIS is going to help me!
TELEPORT DUMBASS!
Kurt: THAT'S RIGHT!
So Kurt teleports away, but not before kicking Principal Kelly in the buttocks.
Then, Kitty creeps up behind Scott with a silver hammer and it comes down upon his head! (4)
Scott: ouchhh...
Scott falls over on the ground.
Kitty: SUCCESS! Like gimmee the Klondike Bar!
So ZANNE gives Kitty the Klondike Bar because it would be just ever so rude to break a promise to a girl in a pony tail. And of course, everyone except Jean is ecstatic that Scott is down for the count. (5)
Just then, ZANNE hears Evan scream.
Evan: Look at me!!!!!
Evan is on a huge ramp that came out of no where and is doing the olli 380 watchimacallit thingy that he mentioned earlier.
Evan: Watch me know, daw (ZANNE gives him a dirty look).. Girl with the ice cream!
Evan is doing his flippy thingy and trying to bake a cake put just as he opens the oven door, he remembers that HE FORGOT THE OVEN MITS!
Evan: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S HOT!!
Evan falls down and does not get up. ZANNE drops a Klondike Bar on his lifeless form.
Pyro: Did someone say "HOT"?!?!?
No.
Pyro: Ohhhh..
Pyro pouts and walks away.
AWWWW! Here you go Pyro! ZANNE takes out a hot picket from her... pocket and gives it to Pyro!
Pyro: HURRRAY!
Pyro runs away laughing evily.
Alex walks up to ZANNE. He is bloody and mangled.
Alex: OK, I did it. Can I have my Klondike Bar?
Ooooo, sorry Mister Sun In! I didn't see it!
Alex: ...
Alex faints and ZANNE piles him on top of Evan in a creepy position.
ZANNE is entertained WAY too easily..
Then, ZANNE sees about 20 Jamies run past followed by a pink haired Logan.
Here you go you little rugrat! ZANNE tosses a Jamie the Klondike Bar, but since his hair is wet with hair dye he drops it. Then, he slips on it and falls down as Logan pounces on him!
OOOPPPS!
Freddy: FEED ME ZANNE!
AHHHHH!!!! NO!
ZANNE runs and tries to fly away but Freddy grabs her ankle. He shakes her upside down and a huge mound of Klondike Bars fall out of her pants.
Freddy: HHHHOOOOLLLLKLKLK (6)
ZANNE runs away, leaving The Blob to his ice cream.
Well, you heard it folks! That's what the characters of X-Men Evolution would do for a Klondike Bar! Not a pretty site is it?
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make!
________________________________________________________________
Like it? REVIEW AND SIGN DA GUESTBOOK! Hated it? Stick your head in a pot of boiling oil!
Here are what the little number guys mean:
(1) In my last story, Rogue punted Charlie Brown out the door! I love Charlie Brown like a kitten loves wool! (from Beckna) I had to get my revenge on Rogue for doing that evil thing to my little peanut!
(2) You know those Chinese movies that are translated into English? For a minute ZANNE was in one of those movies.
(3) I'm sure you've all heard how hella-cool Kurt sounds in slow motion. I wonder how Scott would sound in slow motion..
(4) "..he creeps up from behind.. BANG, BANG Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head, BANG, BANG Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!" I am a compulsive Beatles fan and had to make Kitty hit Scott on the head with a silver hammer! It's really a great song! The last little end part of the story, you know the "and in the end.." part? That's also part of Beatles song! Bet you didn't know that did you? Well now you know!
(5) That is such a dorky line that Kurt says in "Self Possessed". I can't help it! I obsess over these little things! But come on! "Sabertooth" was crushed by a ton of rocks and so Kurt teleports on top of the pile and says "I think he's down for the count!" and then 2 seconds later "Juggernaught" bursts out. Why couldn't he just not say anything?
(6) I was trying to make Freddy make the sound that Homer Simpson makes when he's about to eat something. You all know that sound. I couldn't write it because it's not writable!
Wow. That's a lot of little number guys! Well, now it's time to go! Go on shoo!