Chapter 5: A Little Trick
Disclaimer: Yes, yes... we all know I don't own Inuyasha nor Yu Yu Hakusho.
After hours of searching, they found Kaede's hut which they recorded to be only 5 miles away... Yusuke smiled evilly for some reason and followed Kagome and Inuyasha that went for a walk in a dark forest. Everybody else shrugged and decided to tag along as well.
As the forest got darker and both Inuyasha and Kagome walked deeper into the forest, everybody else still followed. Yusuke got bored of this and walked low in between Kagome and Inuyasha. Kurama shot Yusuke a questioning glance but Yusuke just said quietly, "Shh!"
Yusuke broke the silence by speaking to Kagome (still walking low in the middle of those *lovebirds*) in a perfect imitation of Inuyasha's voice. "Ah! My dear Kagome! How I cannot last without thee!"
Everybody behind Yusuke, Kagome and Inuyasha tried their best to hold in their laughter.
"Inuyasha...? That's so... poetic!" Kagome said, blushing madly, but still walking. Inuyasha didn't speak... what was going on?? Heh...
Yusuke tried his best not to laugh and continued, imitating Inuyasha's voice, "I love you, dear Kagome and nothing shall change!"
"Inuyasha...???" Kagome said confusingly. Her face was burning! Inuyasha, who was utterly confused stared. This was a really dark forest, mind you.
They finally reached the limit of the dark forest and stepped into sun's shine. That's it. They couldn't hold their laughter anymore. Everybody except for Inuyasha and Kagome melted into gales of laughter. Inuyasha's face was burning red-one for embarrassment and one for anger. He looked down at Yusuke with merciless eyes. Kagome was burning in embarrassment as well.
"Oh my gawd, that was SO worth it!!" Yusuke laughed, pointing a finger at Inuyasha who lunged toward Yusuke. Yusuke dodged it, still laughing. Even Hiei was laughing... that's a first. And I'm not talking evil laughing...
Later that day, Inuyasha was thinking about a way to get back at Yusuke. Kuwabara was gobbling down ramen at dinner which disgusted everybody. "Wahfth?" Kuwabara asked, sending clobbers of spit toward everybody.
"You twit," Hiei said angrily, wiping away the spit which had just landed of his headband. "That was annoying and disgusting at the same time! Now I have to wash this headband three times to get the Kuwabara germs off."
"You take that back, shorty!" Kuwabara said. "Or else I'll tell Yukina to forget you forever!"
"Well, that can't happen, since Hiei is Yu-" Kurama said, but was cut off by Hiei's glare. "Yu-yu-yu you, see I have to go now! A little stroll in the woods doesn't sound so bad now..." Kurama added quickly, giving a nervous laugh. He dashed outside.
Kuwabara pouted. "Awww, nobody tells me stuffs."
"Anyway, Botan already told Yu-" Yusuke said, but stopped and covered his mouth.
"What? Botan said WHAT to WHO?" Hiei demanded, pounding his fists on the ground.
Yusuke thought fast, "You see, I like to talk about myself in third person! Umm, see? Botan told Yusuke that she likes... uuum, Kurama!" Yusuke said quickly, regretting his last word.
Hiei raised an eyebrow. "I don't quite believe you." He took off his white headband and his Jagan eye opened.
"Close that darn eye!" Yusuke said. "It's scary! I mean, who've seen a third eye...?"
"AAAUUUGGGHHH!!" Shippo screamed in horror at Hiei's Jagan eye.
"Aha!" Hiei said, ignoring Shippo's scream. "Botan told Yukina I'm her brother!!?? WHY-" Hiei was about to throw a fit and covered his Jagan eye with the white headband again.
"Before you go in an outrage, Yukina didn't exactly believe Botan..." Yusuke said. "Erm, you see, she said she wanted to hear YOU say it..."
"I'm still going to kill Botan," Hiei said.
Inuyasha yelled, "Okay! Okay! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT EYE ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!"
"None of your business," Hiei said, walking away.
Kagome sighed. "Well, you can't judge a book by its cover, right?"
"Now," Miroku said, sitting down. "Who were you talking to on a... err... mirror, when Inuyasha was spying on you guys?"
"That's easy!" Kuwabara said, turning on the communication mirror.
"How'd you get that?" Yusuke questioned, remembering it was in his pocket.
"What is it this time, Kuwabara?" Koenma said flatly.
Kuwabara's face lit up and showed Inuyasha and the others Koenma on the communication mirror. "See? It's just a toddler, what harm can he do?"
"Hey, watch who you're calling a toddler! I'm over-" Koenma began.
Kagome interrupted. "If he's a toddler, why can he speak?"
"He's genius!" Kuwabara lied.
"Well, that is pretty true," Koenma said, in a proud voice.
Kuwabara closed the communication mirror. "Now, I'm tired!" He glanced down at Kirara. "OOHH! KITTYYY!!"
In the meanwhile, Kagome was telling the YYH gang about Inuyasha, Kikyo and Naraku. "Fifty years ago..."
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Ack, that past thing is SO boring and you all know it anyway... ^^ R&R! X]] or else.... ~Rose Shadow
Disclaimer: Yes, yes... we all know I don't own Inuyasha nor Yu Yu Hakusho.
After hours of searching, they found Kaede's hut which they recorded to be only 5 miles away... Yusuke smiled evilly for some reason and followed Kagome and Inuyasha that went for a walk in a dark forest. Everybody else shrugged and decided to tag along as well.
As the forest got darker and both Inuyasha and Kagome walked deeper into the forest, everybody else still followed. Yusuke got bored of this and walked low in between Kagome and Inuyasha. Kurama shot Yusuke a questioning glance but Yusuke just said quietly, "Shh!"
Yusuke broke the silence by speaking to Kagome (still walking low in the middle of those *lovebirds*) in a perfect imitation of Inuyasha's voice. "Ah! My dear Kagome! How I cannot last without thee!"
Everybody behind Yusuke, Kagome and Inuyasha tried their best to hold in their laughter.
"Inuyasha...? That's so... poetic!" Kagome said, blushing madly, but still walking. Inuyasha didn't speak... what was going on?? Heh...
Yusuke tried his best not to laugh and continued, imitating Inuyasha's voice, "I love you, dear Kagome and nothing shall change!"
"Inuyasha...???" Kagome said confusingly. Her face was burning! Inuyasha, who was utterly confused stared. This was a really dark forest, mind you.
They finally reached the limit of the dark forest and stepped into sun's shine. That's it. They couldn't hold their laughter anymore. Everybody except for Inuyasha and Kagome melted into gales of laughter. Inuyasha's face was burning red-one for embarrassment and one for anger. He looked down at Yusuke with merciless eyes. Kagome was burning in embarrassment as well.
"Oh my gawd, that was SO worth it!!" Yusuke laughed, pointing a finger at Inuyasha who lunged toward Yusuke. Yusuke dodged it, still laughing. Even Hiei was laughing... that's a first. And I'm not talking evil laughing...
Later that day, Inuyasha was thinking about a way to get back at Yusuke. Kuwabara was gobbling down ramen at dinner which disgusted everybody. "Wahfth?" Kuwabara asked, sending clobbers of spit toward everybody.
"You twit," Hiei said angrily, wiping away the spit which had just landed of his headband. "That was annoying and disgusting at the same time! Now I have to wash this headband three times to get the Kuwabara germs off."
"You take that back, shorty!" Kuwabara said. "Or else I'll tell Yukina to forget you forever!"
"Well, that can't happen, since Hiei is Yu-" Kurama said, but was cut off by Hiei's glare. "Yu-yu-yu you, see I have to go now! A little stroll in the woods doesn't sound so bad now..." Kurama added quickly, giving a nervous laugh. He dashed outside.
Kuwabara pouted. "Awww, nobody tells me stuffs."
"Anyway, Botan already told Yu-" Yusuke said, but stopped and covered his mouth.
"What? Botan said WHAT to WHO?" Hiei demanded, pounding his fists on the ground.
Yusuke thought fast, "You see, I like to talk about myself in third person! Umm, see? Botan told Yusuke that she likes... uuum, Kurama!" Yusuke said quickly, regretting his last word.
Hiei raised an eyebrow. "I don't quite believe you." He took off his white headband and his Jagan eye opened.
"Close that darn eye!" Yusuke said. "It's scary! I mean, who've seen a third eye...?"
"AAAUUUGGGHHH!!" Shippo screamed in horror at Hiei's Jagan eye.
"Aha!" Hiei said, ignoring Shippo's scream. "Botan told Yukina I'm her brother!!?? WHY-" Hiei was about to throw a fit and covered his Jagan eye with the white headband again.
"Before you go in an outrage, Yukina didn't exactly believe Botan..." Yusuke said. "Erm, you see, she said she wanted to hear YOU say it..."
"I'm still going to kill Botan," Hiei said.
Inuyasha yelled, "Okay! Okay! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT EYE ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!"
"None of your business," Hiei said, walking away.
Kagome sighed. "Well, you can't judge a book by its cover, right?"
"Now," Miroku said, sitting down. "Who were you talking to on a... err... mirror, when Inuyasha was spying on you guys?"
"That's easy!" Kuwabara said, turning on the communication mirror.
"How'd you get that?" Yusuke questioned, remembering it was in his pocket.
"What is it this time, Kuwabara?" Koenma said flatly.
Kuwabara's face lit up and showed Inuyasha and the others Koenma on the communication mirror. "See? It's just a toddler, what harm can he do?"
"Hey, watch who you're calling a toddler! I'm over-" Koenma began.
Kagome interrupted. "If he's a toddler, why can he speak?"
"He's genius!" Kuwabara lied.
"Well, that is pretty true," Koenma said, in a proud voice.
Kuwabara closed the communication mirror. "Now, I'm tired!" He glanced down at Kirara. "OOHH! KITTYYY!!"
In the meanwhile, Kagome was telling the YYH gang about Inuyasha, Kikyo and Naraku. "Fifty years ago..."
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Ack, that past thing is SO boring and you all know it anyway... ^^ R&R! X]] or else.... ~Rose Shadow