Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, any of the other characters, chia pets, Barney, light sabres or any of the stuff in this chapter so don't sue me.

The next morning after Hermione had finished explaining about it, they went to go visit the CN tower. Just after they had finished lunch in the revolving restaurant, Voldemort, Wormtail, Mr. Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle came bursting in.

" What are you doing here?" Harry asked Voldemort, " and how did you get here?" Then Harry realise how stupid his last question was, but no one seemed to care.

"As for what we're doing here," said Voldemort, "I thought even you could figure that one out. We're here to kill you what else. And for the somewhat tougher question of how we got here, for your information, we rode in your trunks. It was Wormtail's idea."

" But why didn't you just apparate?" Fred asked Voldemort, " or are you too stupid to have thought of that?"

" Because car trips are way more fun," said Mr. Malfoy, "even if we were crammed into your trunks. Whoever owns those hideous maroon socks seriously needs to wash them."

" Yeah well, I challenge you to a duel," said Ron bravely, "we all do."

Hermione whispered to Ron, "No we don't."

"Ah well, too late now, we're duelling, but no wands!" Ron said shouting the last part for everyone to hear. By now all the muggles had left because this was just too weird.

At this, Fred and George pulled out light sabres, Sirius pulls out a Chia pet and Harry, Ron and Hermione whip out some nun chucks.

" All right, we'll play your way," said Voldemort. He and the other Death Eaters pulled out singing Barney dolls and press their bellies, making the Barneys start to sing the Barney theme song.

Suddenly, Sirius drops his Chia pet and falls to the floor singing, "I love you, you love meeee…"

"Oh no they've got Sirius!" Hermione yelled.

Then Ginny comes out of the bathroom, sees what's going on and picks up the Chia pet and throws it at Voldemort. She misses and it flies off the edge of the observation deck and hit's a street vendor below.

"Oh damn," said Ginny and runs away.

"Oh you'll pay for that," said George while he and Fed wildly swung their light sabres at Crabbe and Goyle. Both Cabbe and Goyle step backwards onto the glass floor and, being so heavy break through the floor and fell and landed on the street vendor. Their barney dolls break but they grab their backup dolls and rush back toward the tower to rejoin the fight. Then Fred and George succumb to the irresistible song and slump to the floor, singing in unison, " we're a happy famileeee…"

Soon after Ron starts to hum the now familiar tune.

"Fight the urge Ron!" Hermione screams still swinging her nun chucks wildly.

" But its sooo beauuuuuutifull," Ron replies and drops his nun chucks and starts to sing, "with a great big hug and a…"

"Kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me toooo!" Hermione joins in, unable to fight the urge any longer.

Voldemort and the other Death Eaters, including Crabbe and Goyle who had returned from their little "adventure", start to laugh, " just give up Potter, you can't win." said Voldemort, "contrary to popular belief this is how your parents died too, they couldn't resist either."

" Hey Voldy," Harry said, stalling for time so he could think what to do, " why do they call you Death Eaters eh? Do you like, eat road kill or something?"

Voldemort lunges for Harry just as Dumbledore comes in with Ginny. Dumbledore silences the barney dolls and casts a spell that causes the Death Eaters and Voldemort to fall to their deaths off the tower .

The Barneys gone, the weird trance that the others were in was lifted and they all stopped singing suddenly.

"Oh thank you Professor Dumbledore," Hermione said, " you have saved us from fate worse than death, spending the rest of our lives singing the Barney song. How can we ever repay you?"

"Yes," said Sirius, " that was the worst thing I ever went through and I was in Azkaban. How can we ever repay you Dumbledore?"

" Well for starters, Sirius," Dumbledore said, " you can give me MY car back, you know the one you STOLE!"

" Deal," said Sirius. And they all packed up their stuff and went back to Dumbledore's car, but before getting in Sirius started them off in a chain of punch buggying, ending with Dumbledore who laughed and got in.

Then they lived happily ever after because Voldemort is gone forever… OR IS HE??

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