Scroll 9: Unfortunate Arabic

Disclaimer: [sigh] Do I really have to do this again?

You all probably think I'll end this mushy, don't you? The YYH gang gets home on time for Christmas and have a blast? Well, no. Everybody didn't get home on time since it passed by a few days already. Yusuke was sitting at Kagome's table, trying to learn... Arabic. The map to the Minkit-... aw, heck, let's just call it the Mink well, okay? As I was saying, the map to the Mink well was written in Arabic and Yusuke didn't have a clue as to what the hell it said. Kurama offered to help, but Yusuke insisted that he could learn something himself.

'I should of accepted Kurama's offer,' Yusuke thought, groaning. He had borrowed a few books from a library, but they weren't helping very much. He tapped his pen on a book, drifting off to sleep.

"WAKE UP URAMESHI, YOU LAZY JERK!" Kuwabara shouted on the top of his lungs, slapping the back of Yusuke's head. Yusuke shot upright on his seat.

"Why did you do that for, Kuwabara?!" Yusuke said angrily.

"Did you translate the map yet?" Hiei questioned, leaning over to see the blank piece of paper that Yusuke was supposed to write the Arabic words. "You didn't?!"

"I'm only human! How can I learn these words with..." Yusuke yelled, looking at his books. "'Your Arabia, Arabia Tours and Arabic History'?!?!"

Kurama flipped open a book. "Well, there's a page with some Arabic words... but I don't think you'll need these."

"The map is in Arabic?" Hiei asked.

"Yeah," Kuwabara replied. "Where have you been?"

"Hn... I know Arabic," Hiei said proudly.

"THEN WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! DO YOU MEAN I SPENT A MONTH TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THIS MAP WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THE WORDS?! ARRGGHHH!!" Yusuke bellowed. He thrashed his arms around, once again destroying Kagome's room.

When hearing a few crashes, Kagome opened her room door and saw what she expected to see. A big pile of mess. Kagome twitched, Sango grabbing Shippo's hand...er...paw to signal him that things were going to get ugly.

"YOU TRASHED MY ROOM AGAIN?!" Kagome shouted so loud that everybody heard a car alarm go off. Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara slipped out of the room quickly, saying, "I wasn't part of this."

Yusuke smiled nervously. "W-we're going off tomorrow?"

"Thank goodness!" Kagome sighed in relief. "Now all you have to do is clean my room, trash it and clean it again."

"I don't mind the trashing part, but clean..." Yusuke began, but stopped when he saw Kagome's merciless glare. "Got it!" Yusuke squeaked, snatching a broom and started "sweeping."

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The next day, Hiei led them to a forest. Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Shippo followed along. The perverted monk Miroku was left behind for "touching" again. Sango didn't have to slap him because Kuwabara punched him, ranting on about his "code." They all turned to a corner, staring at a one eyed- four hundred foot tall fire demon standing before them.

"This will be fun," Hiei said, smirking evilly.

"Yeah, but just don't show that third eye of yours," Sango said quickly, shuddering at the thought.

"Then it won't be fun," Hiei said, glaring.

"Fine, go ahead... Torment that... thing," Sango replied in a mono-tone voice.

"Great," Hiei responded, taking off his headband as the Jagan eye slowly opened...

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Yes! Success! Another chapter rewritten! Only three more to go. ^_^ Ah, yes... I'm probably to going to rewrite the rest of the chapters left, so... ONWARD! But before you do, press that review button on the bottom left hand corner...