Homer Goes Bankrupt Chapter 2
By Slick Sk8er
These characters do not belong to me. =D thanks and enjoy the story!
The next day, Bart was in his room, flipping through a comic book. Just then, Homer came in. "What sort of educational materials did you use my Ben Franklin on?" he asked, sitting on Bart's bed.
"I never said I was going to use it for education. School blows!" Bart replied, about to get back to his comic.
"Do'h!" Homer said, as he looked at Bart.
"I spent it on this comic book," Bart continued, shoving the book in Homer's face.
"Why you little-" Homer said, and started strangling Bart.
Bart started whacking him with his comic book for his own defense. This continued on for quite some time, until Marge came in, ready to tell them that lunch was ready.
"Homer! Get off him!" Marge yelled, as she broke them up.
After lunch, Homer went to Moe's to clear up his head and let all the worries flow out of him.
At Moe's, Barney, Lenny, Carl, and Moe were all there, the usual, drinking Duff.
"Hey Homer!" the three greeted Homer as he walked in and sat down.
"Can I borrow a hundred dollars Homer? I need the money for some concert tickets," Lenny asked.
"Here" Homer said, handing the money over.
"Aw, thanks Homer, you're a real friend." Lenny said as he stuffed the dollar bill into his pocket.
"While you're at it, can I have a thousand dollars? I'm in need of a new car," Carl added.
Homer gave the thousand dollar bill to his other friend, and turned to his mug of Duff beer.
"Homer, you shouldn't be giving out all that money. You're gonna go bankrupt." Moe pointed out, cleaning out one of the mugs.
"Aw, don't worry about me, I will always give a friend a lend," Homer replied, smiling a little.
"Then would it be too much to ask you if I could have a hundred dollars? I've been meaning to get a new bicycle for myself, but I don't have the money for it." Moe pointed out, and again, Homer reluctantly gave his other hundred dollar bill away."
By Slick Sk8er
These characters do not belong to me. =D thanks and enjoy the story!
The next day, Bart was in his room, flipping through a comic book. Just then, Homer came in. "What sort of educational materials did you use my Ben Franklin on?" he asked, sitting on Bart's bed.
"I never said I was going to use it for education. School blows!" Bart replied, about to get back to his comic.
"Do'h!" Homer said, as he looked at Bart.
"I spent it on this comic book," Bart continued, shoving the book in Homer's face.
"Why you little-" Homer said, and started strangling Bart.
Bart started whacking him with his comic book for his own defense. This continued on for quite some time, until Marge came in, ready to tell them that lunch was ready.
"Homer! Get off him!" Marge yelled, as she broke them up.
After lunch, Homer went to Moe's to clear up his head and let all the worries flow out of him.
At Moe's, Barney, Lenny, Carl, and Moe were all there, the usual, drinking Duff.
"Hey Homer!" the three greeted Homer as he walked in and sat down.
"Can I borrow a hundred dollars Homer? I need the money for some concert tickets," Lenny asked.
"Here" Homer said, handing the money over.
"Aw, thanks Homer, you're a real friend." Lenny said as he stuffed the dollar bill into his pocket.
"While you're at it, can I have a thousand dollars? I'm in need of a new car," Carl added.
Homer gave the thousand dollar bill to his other friend, and turned to his mug of Duff beer.
"Homer, you shouldn't be giving out all that money. You're gonna go bankrupt." Moe pointed out, cleaning out one of the mugs.
"Aw, don't worry about me, I will always give a friend a lend," Homer replied, smiling a little.
"Then would it be too much to ask you if I could have a hundred dollars? I've been meaning to get a new bicycle for myself, but I don't have the money for it." Moe pointed out, and again, Homer reluctantly gave his other hundred dollar bill away."