Hey everyone, I wanna thank you all for reviewing. I'm kinda having some trouble thinking about what's going to happen, so I'm just gonna write and whatever happens, happens. Now back to the story, and remember, I IDON'T own yyh or any of the characters.
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Recap of what happened last time:
Shiori heard Botan's voice and went to see what was going on. She smiled a smile that touched both ears when she saw the two at the door. Kurama was holding Botan up and they were lip-locked in a very passionate kiss. 'Why is it, every time I see them together now, they're kissing? Oh well, at least their both happy. And maybe I'll get a couple of grandkids out of this deal. Hehehe…'
Shiori just stood there watching the two. Soon Shizuru, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Yukina, Hiei, and Keiko joined Shiori in watching the two, but neither Botan nor Kurama seemed to care.
Finally, after what seemed like hours to everyone watching the two, Kurama and Botan stopped kissing. When Bota nsaw everyone looking at her, she blushed and hid her face in Kurama's shirt. Shiori, figuring everyone would want a snack and something to drink, went to go make something. She did, afterall, want to hear Botn's story.
"Everyone, let's go inside now, my mother seems to be calling us in." Shizuru looked inside the door and saw Shiori carrying trays of food and drinks into the livign room, so she ended up being the first to go in. Keiko, Yusuke, and Kuwabara followed her, while Yukina and Hiei stayed with Kurama and the still blushing Botan. "Botan?" "Yes Yukina?" "Ummm… are you staying in Ningenkai? Or are you going backto Reikai?" "Well, for the rest of the week I'm going to stay in Reikai and pakc everything up and say goodbye to everyone, and then I'm going to live here." "Here? You mean at Kurama's house?" "No, I mean in Ningenkai." "Where in Ningenkai?" "I don't know yet. Maybe Genkai will let me stay at her temple." "I'm sure she would. We should go inside now, everyone is waiting for us." Once Yukina was out of earshot, Botan started talking to Hiei. "You know Hiei, you should take some lessons from Yukina on how to be more sociable. It could really help you get more friends and be a little nicer." Kurama started laughing until he noticed Hiei giving Botan the deadliest glare he could, then he started glaring at Hiei. "Hn, baka kitsune. Baka ferry onna." Hiei walked in the house. Botan and Kurama looked at eac hother and then walked in the house, hand in hand.
"So, Botan? Whose going to take your place as our assistant? Is she hot?" "Yusuke!!!" "Ow, Kieko do you have to slap so hard?" "Quit being such a baby Yusuke!!" "But I'm not being a baby?" "Oh you're helpless Yusuke. I don't know how I fell in love with such a baka!!" "But honestly, I'm not a baby, I'm not helpless, and I'm not a baka!" "Yes you are Yusuke!" "No I'm not!" "Urameshi! It isn't nice to yell at a lady! You should apologize!" "Now, now everyone. Enough arguing, this is a happy time, I don't want to hear anyone yelling at anyone else, is that clear?" "Yes Shiori!" "Good! Now let's all sit down. Good, Yusuke sit next to Keiko." "But she's gonna smack me again!" "Yusuke she won't smack you if you don't deserve it. So Yusuke sit next to Keiko on the couch, and I'll sit on the other side of you. Kuwabara, Yukina, and Hiei can all sit on the other couch. Kurama and Botan can share that chair I guess, and Shizuru and Koenma can share the other one. Understood?" "Yes Shiori" "Yes Okaasan." "Good. Now we're only waiting for Koenma to get here."
"Okaasan, what exactly are we doing? I don't understand." "WE're going to have a little chit-chat." "Almost like a therapy seesion, eh Shiori?" "Yes. Hello Koenma. You're going to share a chair with Shizuru, ok?" "Ok." "Okaasan, what exactly is the point of this?" "It's just going to allow us to get to know each other better, and get stuff of our chests so we feel better. We'll start with you Keiko." "Ok, but what do I talk about?" "Anything that's bothering you sweetie. Noone is going to interrupt you. We'll ask questions at the end, allright?"
"Ok! Well I didn't want to say anything but it really bugs me when you leave in a the middle of a date, or when you completely stand me up Yusuke. Shiori I love your cookies and I need the recipe please!! And Kuwabara you have to stop arguing with Hiei and Yusuke, it really bugs the crap outta me!! And Yukina, I love you like a sister, I really do! But you're too gosh darn quiet!! And you should come shopping with me, so we can get you something else to wear other than that kimono. Don't get me wrong it looks great on you, but I'm just tired of seeing it. Hiei you gotta start being more sociable, and you gotta teach Yusuke how to spike his hair like that, it's hot!! Shizuru you have to stop smoking, it's bad for your health and I don't want you to dei! Koenma, you should stop being so damn strict on everyone and start coming to Ningenkai more. And you should get yourself a girlfirned, who knows, maybe Shizuru will agree to be your girlfriend, enma only knows what she does without a boyfrined. Kurama it's about damn time you asked Botan to be your girlfrined! Enma only knows how many times you've made googly eyes at her, flirted with her, defended her, I don't know how you could have been such a coward. Botan, you have to stop wearing that darn kimono. Next time I go shopping, I'm taking you and Yukina with me, and we're going to get you both mega makeovers, and tons of new clothes. Deal?"
"Ok, now it's your turn Yusuke." "Allrigth, Keiko, you have to stop slapping me and yelling at me. Shiori, you're wonderful, I love you like my second mom! Kuwabara you're sucha baka, you know I'm right all the time, after all I am the great Yuuke! So just stop arguing with me already! Yukina, I have to agree with kieko, you should go shopping with her, maybe then I won't have to. Hiei, you're such a loser, but the team just wouldn't be the team without you. Shizuru stop smoking and start beating the crap outta your brother more often, maybe you'll knock some sense into him. Koenma, stop being so damn strict on botan. She does the best she can, she always has. Kurama, stop being such a coward and just ask botan to marry you already, everyone here knows you two are gonna get married eventually. Botan, whenever he asks you, say yes. Don't be a chicken, I know how much you love him. Well I'm done. And don't nobody ever mention that I joined in a therapy session. It'll rtuin my reputation"
"Well I guess it's my turn now. Keiko dear, you really should take it easier on Yusuke, he does the best he can. But Yuseke, you have to stop leaving in the middle of dates. I hate seeing Keiko cry because you left her again. Kuwabara, you really should stop starting arguments with Hiei and Yuseke, you'll neve rwin. They're just too stubborn to let you, even if you are right. Yukina dear, you really should come over more often, I do love your company. Hiei, realx some. You're always so tense every time I see you. Shizuru, you really should stop smoking. You're much too young to die. Koenma, take it a bit easier on everyone please. Kurama, I don't want you getting botan pregnant before you two are married! And botan darling, we have to start preparing your wedding now!! Won't that be fun? Well now that I'm done, Kuwabara, it's your turn."
"Keiko, you really should stop smacking people, it hurts!! Urameshi, you know I'm right so just stop rguing with me. Shiori I love your cooking! Please don't ever die! Yukina, my love, I love you. You're perfect just the way you are! Hiei, lighten up a little. Stop arguing with me, I may not be stronger, faster, or smarter than you, but I'm still bette rthan you, cuz I got Yukina!! Sis, you should get yourself a boyfriend so you can leave me alone. Hehe. Koenma, you should give botan more breaks, and me more breaks. Kurama, I need help with school, so you're gonna be my tutor. Botan, you're really pretty, fo corse not as pretty my my dear Yukina. But you should stop hitting me with your oar, it hurts! You're turn my dear Yukina!"
"Oh, what do I say? Keiko, you're like my sister, thank you. Usuke, thank you for saving me. Shiori, I'll come over more often, I promise. Kazuma, you're so funny! Hiei, thank you for trying to help me find my brother, I just can't believe that you couldn't find him. Shizuru, you should stop smokling. Koenma, please be easier on botan. Kurama, you be nice yo botan. Botan, I love you like my sister oo. I really don't know what else to say. You're turn Hiei."
"hn, I really don't see the point in this. Spirit detective's mate, stop slapping people, Kuwabaka is right, it does hurt. Spirit detective you just got lucky when fighting me. Maybe we'll have a rematch sometime when you get stronger. Kitsune's Okaasan, you owe me sweet snow for doing this. And your cherry attitude annoys me to no end. Kuwabaka, stop making googly eyes at my sister. Yes Yukina, you heard right. I am your brother, I just never wanted you to know. Kuwabara's baka sister, next time you're beating the crap out of your brother let me know so I can join in too. Baka prince of Reikai, stop sending that annoying ferry onna afterme. You know I can't stand her. Kitsune, how the hell can you stand being with that baka ferry onna. But then again when you're kissing her, you don't have to hear her speak I guess. Maybe I should stry that next time she bugs me. Baka ferry onna you annoy me to no end, and I think you enjoy doing it. One of these I might lose my patience with you and cut that precious tongue of yours off if you don't stop being so damn bubbly. Hn, I'm done now, Kuwabara's baka sister, your turn."
"kieko, you should come shopping with me more often, I can't stand seeing you always in that skirt. Yuseke you dimiwit, stop ditching Keiko. Shiori, you had better teach me how to cook better. Baby bro, stop being such an embarassment. You're an idiot, you really are, try taking lessons from Yukina, maybe thn you'll actually learn something. Yukina, you had better come shopping with me too, maybe we can find you someone better than my baby bro. Hiei loosen up a little. Maybe you oughta come and hang out with me and my friends a little sometimes. That migth help. Koenma, if you don't start sending my baby bro on more missions, I'm gonna go crazy, and then I'll take it out on you. Kurama, good hoice. I couldn't have picked someone better for you. Botan, take good care of him, will ya? Well your turn Koenma."
"ok, Keiko, would you maybe like to become a new spirit detective? From what I know, you throw a crazy punch that makes even Yuseke run away. Yusuke, you better start getting stronger, but stop trying so hard to put everything on your shoulders. Shiori, take good care of Kurama, he's a good kid. Kuwabara, stop trying to impress Yukina so much, it annoys even me. Yukina, maybe if you get Hiei to train you a little or Kurama, it would help you to defend yourself so nothing ever happens to you while they're all gone. Hiei, I'm surprised you told Yukina you're her brother, you vowed never to let her know. Shizuru, please stop smoking, I don't want to die from second-hand smoke. Well I don't even know if I can die, but if I can, I don't want to. Kurama, you had better take good care of botan or else I'll come after you myself. Botan, you had better take good care of Kurama, and don't ever forget us in Reikai. You're turn Kurama."
"kieko, the others are right, your slaps do hurt. You should loosen up a little more. Yusuke, you are an idiot, but a lucky one at that. Maybe some day e'll have a good fight, eh? Okaasan, thank you for everything. I wouldn't be where I'm at today if it weren't for you. Kuwabara, you're strength has increased drastically since we first met. Yukina, the purest one of all. Even when everybody moves on, please don't ever forget us. Hiei, my best friend of all. If you touch botan, you know you're really going to get it don't you? Shizrur, you really should stop smoking. Koenma, maybe you should go out with Shizuru, it could be good for both of you. Or maybe Ayame? Botan, you make my life worth living. Thank you and I love you, I truly do. Your turn now."
"thanks Kurama! Keiko, we really should go shopping some time soon. Girl time! Yuseke stop being such a pervert and maybe you won't get hit so often! Shiori, thank you for everything. Kuwabara, you are an idiot. Sometimes I just want to strangle you myself. And you deserve it every time I hit you with my oar, same with Yusuke. Yukina, thank goodness you came around. If Kuwabara hadn't fallen in love with you, he'd still be chasing me around. Hiei, if you don't stop giving me death glares, I'll send Kurama after you!! And I mean it!! Shizuru, stop smoking. I don't want you to die. Koenma, I won't ever forget all of you in Reikai. Kurama, I loe you too, I truly do. Thank you for everything. Ok. Now what Shiori?"
"Now we can go around and tell everyone else what we've learned and what we're going to do about it. Going in the sme order."
"well I guess I'm going to try and stop hitting everyone so hard, but you better start training me then Yusuke, so I won't be helpless and get kidnapped all the time, and if you don't, I'll kill you till you're dead! Bam! Your turn"
"I'll try to stop being sucha pervert…but botan, your kimono is kinda tight and you can almost see-" Yuseke stopped talking when he got a msack from botan, a smack from Keiko, and the worst glare the world had ever seen from Kurama. "Well I think my turn is up."
"I guess everybody loves my cooking. Maybe I'll come up with some new recipes with you girls."
"I'll stop starting arguments with uramsehi. It's only fair to him that he not have to lose an argument to me."
"kazuma, you should try being nicer to my brother. Hiei, I love you! Thank you for everything."
"hn. Fine, I'll try being nice to the baka and the kitsune's mate."
"allright, allright. I'll quit smoking. Or atleast I'll try to quit smoking."
"maybe I will ask Ayame to be girlfriend."
"well I guess now would be the perfect time to ask this. Botan…" Kurama got down on one knee and held out a box to her. "would you give me the honor of marrying me?" "Yes! Yes!"
"well actually on second thought, I really haven't been getting along with Ayame that much. It would be absolutely crazy for me to ask her. Plus I like someone else sooo… I guess since everyone else is asking everyone else, Shizuru, will you marry me? I swear I've loved you for the longest time?" "umm…wow! This is sudden! Whattaya think baby bro? Me married to your boss, that would be a kick wouldn't it?" "does that mean yes?" "allright Koenma, I'll marry you. But I have to admit, I'm not the perfect woman, and I sure as heck ain't changing, got it?" "of course" Koenma put a beautfyil stone on Shizuru's figner.
"ok, ok..I was going to wait until later tonight. But I guess I'll do this now too. Keiko, will you be my wife?" "oh Yuseke! I thought you'd never ask!"
"oh girsl! You know what that means don't you? Shiori asked. Then botan, Keiko, and Shizuru all shouted out "TRIPLE WEDDING!!!!" "I can't believe you all are growing so much. There's so much to do, time to get started. Let's go girls." all of the females left the room.
"I can't believe it, I'm getting married!"
"and me!"
"and me too!"
"hn. Now she really is your mate. Great."