"For fuck's sake, it's not fair." I muttered to myself, plopping myself
onto the bed. "Remi threw the food at me." I said to myself. Then I
shrugged. "Oh well. She's a fucked up asshole anyway."
Remi is my twin sister. Since I am 6 minutes younger then her, she thinks she can rule my life. Her and Damien, who is 12, would be a great couple if they weren't brother and sister. They could make THOUSANDS of generations of fuckwit tattletales who only care about themselves. Well, since I'm the asshole of a bitch of the castle, I'll tell you some stuff about me. My name is Masuya, I have blonde hair (like my dad), blue eyes (like my dad) and I can fight well (like my dad). Yes, I am just like my dad, The Hero of Time. I am barely like my mom, who is the queen of Hyrule where all assholes of shapes and sizes live. I am the biggest mother fucker of 'em all. I am 10 years old and like to pull tricks on people. My favorite person to torment is Malon and my sister.
I looked out the window. Even though I had only been up there for only two minutes, I was EXTREMLY bored. I got bored after 2 minutes or less of doing nothing. "I wanna go tip some cows." I said to myself as is got off the bed (yeah, another opportunity to make Malon feel like she had a BIG crap because of my torture). I walked up to the window and got on the stone windowsill. I grabbed a nearby vine and slid down. Thank the goddesses that the guards had their back turned!
Soon I was running across Hyrule field toward the ranch. It was sunset. Malon would be outside wailing her tune, while I could tip the cows. (
I snuck into the stable. Hopefully Ingo won't be fucking the cows today. I peeked in before I let myself in. No Ingo. No fucking session occurring. I let myself in, closing the door quietly. I turned around, smiling at the black and white cow. The cow always kept quiet when it thought I was playing innocent.
I crawled quietly under the wooden bar that kept the cow in its stall. "OK, you mother fucking bitch. I'm gonna tip you!" I warned it. I backed up and charged into it. I used to do this to make the cow moo. Once I made the cow fall over, and now I do it for the fuck of it. Don't wonder why.
The cow mooed and fell over. It started to breathe fast as if the wind was pulled out of it. "I must be getting some muscle." I murmured to myself. Then I heard a frantic scream from behind me. "MASUYA!" The familiar voice echoed.
"Oh shit."
That was the 2nd chapter and the beginning of the actual story. The chapters will be ten times the size of this in the future, I swear! Hope you liked it!!
Remi is my twin sister. Since I am 6 minutes younger then her, she thinks she can rule my life. Her and Damien, who is 12, would be a great couple if they weren't brother and sister. They could make THOUSANDS of generations of fuckwit tattletales who only care about themselves. Well, since I'm the asshole of a bitch of the castle, I'll tell you some stuff about me. My name is Masuya, I have blonde hair (like my dad), blue eyes (like my dad) and I can fight well (like my dad). Yes, I am just like my dad, The Hero of Time. I am barely like my mom, who is the queen of Hyrule where all assholes of shapes and sizes live. I am the biggest mother fucker of 'em all. I am 10 years old and like to pull tricks on people. My favorite person to torment is Malon and my sister.
I looked out the window. Even though I had only been up there for only two minutes, I was EXTREMLY bored. I got bored after 2 minutes or less of doing nothing. "I wanna go tip some cows." I said to myself as is got off the bed (yeah, another opportunity to make Malon feel like she had a BIG crap because of my torture). I walked up to the window and got on the stone windowsill. I grabbed a nearby vine and slid down. Thank the goddesses that the guards had their back turned!
Soon I was running across Hyrule field toward the ranch. It was sunset. Malon would be outside wailing her tune, while I could tip the cows. (
I snuck into the stable. Hopefully Ingo won't be fucking the cows today. I peeked in before I let myself in. No Ingo. No fucking session occurring. I let myself in, closing the door quietly. I turned around, smiling at the black and white cow. The cow always kept quiet when it thought I was playing innocent.
I crawled quietly under the wooden bar that kept the cow in its stall. "OK, you mother fucking bitch. I'm gonna tip you!" I warned it. I backed up and charged into it. I used to do this to make the cow moo. Once I made the cow fall over, and now I do it for the fuck of it. Don't wonder why.
The cow mooed and fell over. It started to breathe fast as if the wind was pulled out of it. "I must be getting some muscle." I murmured to myself. Then I heard a frantic scream from behind me. "MASUYA!" The familiar voice echoed.
"Oh shit."
That was the 2nd chapter and the beginning of the actual story. The chapters will be ten times the size of this in the future, I swear! Hope you liked it!!