A/N: Well, I've decided to be a writer of funny shorts, not those long stories., because I never have time for FF. But, I guess now I don't have as much work ill leave up some space for FF. Also, I'm rewriting my shorts because I have a better style. Well, here goes!
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Inuyasha Short #1: Sushi or the Skirt?
A peaceful night at Kaede's home, and everyone was sleeping, except for Inuyasha. Inuyasha was just staring, staring at something that was actually pretty inappropriate if you had saw what he was staring at. Kagome was sleeping, and a white bag was near her skirt.
Her skirt was just a little loose. Just a tiny bit . . . Inuyasha started to drool uncontrollably. He nudged the skirt a little bit, and smiled.
"Hmmmm. . . that would taste just so good. All I really want is a little suck anyway. . ."
Kagome stirred, looked up at Inuyasha and then looked down at her dress. She noticed it was a little bit loose, and she looked at Inuyasha.
"Were you trying to rape me or something?!"
Inuyasha was taken aback.
"What are you talking about? All I wanted was that bag of sushi on the floor!"
Kagome looked down, gave the bag to Inuyasha, looked at him, then fell asleep.
Inuyasha started pigging out on the sushi.
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Well, what do you think? Sick? Funny? Please review, and if you have any ideas, please give them to me? Thanks!
Joe: Where is my bag of sushi? I SAY, Where is ma' bag a' sushi?
Jericho: Ummmm. . . wasn't that just the one that Inuyasha ate?
Joe: That stupid, useless hanyou ate MY bag o' sushi?
Inuyasha: Hey! I like this! You can't blame me, kill the writer!
*Joe looked at Jericho, quite annoyed*
Jericho: Well, please R/R. Thanks!