A/N: wow I got the second chapter up so quickly. For now on the chapters are gonna be a bit longer. Also it might take longer for me to update. So much going on in November and then December (if it even takes me that long 0_0) isn't any better. I doubt it will even take that long to write this fanfic.

Disclaimer: Yeah I don't own anything. God dammit why don't I own anything! (Goes and finds a human to feed off of)

~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~``~~~``~~``~~`` So Aubrey and Jessica went off to find this Vinyaanoonwen. But the Moron human didn't tell them where she lived so they went to they ever so handy.. You guessed it.phone book! So they looked it up and thank god there was only one Vinyaanoonwen Bedi in the town. At 151 Sixth Street about 3 blocks away from lasnoches. So they walked over there.

**Knock/ knock/ knock**

A middle-aged man already with gray hair answered the door.

Jessica: 0_o

Aubrey: Uh yeah are you vinyaanoonwen?

Man: Nooo I.am.uh.oh who am I.

Jessica: Senile? Alz Himers (sorry for the spelling)

Man: um.. Uh sorry miss what did you say?

Jessica: deaf? God why are humans in this town so stupid?!

Man: Oooo sorry I'm .oh its on the tip of my tongue.Kenny Bedi!

Jessica: **under her voice** oh yeah that was hard to remember. **To Aubrey** I wonder if he'll remember if he is married to that vinyaa person.

Aubrey: **shush** uh We are looking for a Vinyaanoonwen. ** To Jessica** hey I don't like talking to humans any more than you do**

Kenny: Oh yes I know her. **He goes to get her when he turns around** wait. How do you know her by that name?

Jessica: oh for god's sake haven't you figured it out yet! Were not gonna kill either of you just get the idiot woman!!

Kenny: hmm..Im not sure.but okay! If you were gonna kill either of us you would have done it by now. Plus you wouldn't have knocked on the door and asked for her, Aubrey.

A/n: 0_0 didn't see that coming did you? See he is smarter than he looks, sounds, and acts.

Ill go get her. **Gets vinyaanoonwen**

Vinyaa: hm..Yes Aubrey, Jessica. How may I help you?

**A woman with long blonde hair and hazel eyes come to the door. She is wearing all black and strangely resembles an elf. **

Aubrey: Is he an elf?

Vinyaanoonwen shakes her head. "Who ever told you that?"

Jessica: **under her breath saying a curse to Shataire**

Aubrey: Yes well somebody told us that you could charm something. We wanna get back at two people we know.

Vinyaanoonwen: hm.. Well your friend was right. I can charm something. Now tell me who it is and what exactly you want.

Jessica: Fala and Dominique Vida. We want to tether them together while being disguised as humans.

Vinyaanoonwen: **sort of laughing** your joking right? That's suicide! Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes.

Vinyaanoonwen: Hmm..Okay ill do it. Come back tomorrow with the two in one place. Dominique is starting to annoy me but I have never met Fala but I have heard of how she is. Short tempered and I also heard other stories about her. Didn't she kill the author Ash Night?

Jessica: grrr. Barely.

Vinyaa: Wait now I remember! Weren't you the author ash night?

Jessica: Ill ask you to never speak of that again (giving an extremely cold glare)

Vinyaanoonwen: Uh sorry so like I said make sure the two of them are in one place.

Jessica: How are we gonna do that?

Aubrey: Oh I can think of a way. Come on.

So the two of them leave and walk back to Aubrey's house. Jessica is sitting on his bead (or actually lying down) and Aubrey was leaning against a wall.

Jessica: So, what did you have in mind.

Aubrey: Kidnappings.

Jessica: Of Fala and Dominique!

Aubrey: no. Sarah and Jagar.

Jessica: Why don't we kidnap Sarah's sister, whatever her name is.

Aubrey: I thought of that but Sarah is part of Single Earth and is not as strong a vampire while her sister is a full Vida and a very strong witch. Id rather deal with a vampire than a witch. I could win a fight with a vampire.

Jessica: Like you won against Risika?

Aubrey: Jessica! (Sending her a warning look) now how about it. Dominique still loves her daughter for becoming part of Single Earth. She will rescue her.

Jessica: Yeah I guess your right. Ill get Sarah and you get Jagar. How ARE we going to get Jagar?

Aubrey: I'll find a way.

Jessica: Why do you take so indirect routes. Just kidnap Fala and the witch!

Aubrey: Too Risky. This way we also have their friends bound so they cannot help them.

Jessica: Well what about the Smoke line? They would help her.

Aubrey: Hasanna would not go near them.

Jessica: And why is that?

Aubrey: Because they are not strong witches and we will always have watch over them. They would be able to sense one of our Aura's about them.

Jessica: Oh okay I see. I'll go along for now with your plan.

Aubrey went over to Jessica and pinned her to the bed and gave her a short and yet passionate kiss. Jessica pulled him down and they began to make out. (might I add this is a few years later and Jessica and Aubrey have gotten pretty close. Not that close pervert!)

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The next morning in Jessica's apartment.

Jessica: How did you get him here?

She pointed to Jagar tied up with Bofuda (can somebody tell me how to spell them if its wrong)

Jessica: And why are you using Bofuda?

Aurbrey: I didn't he did (pointing to a dead monk with black hair and purple and black robes. His staff was on the side and he had rosaries on his right hand)

Jessica: Why did you kill a monk? Where did you even get him?

Aubrey: who cares why I killed him. I was hungry. I found him wandering aimlessly around Japan with two women and a strange man with silver hair wearing a hat. (If you know what it is just ignore it. I like Camios. Don't yell at me for my spelling either.)

Jessica: Whatever. Here is Sarah (she points to Sarah taped to a wall with a mix of electric tape and duct tape)

Aubrey: Why did you duct-tape her to a wall?

Jessica: Never mind. Now what?

Aubrey: Go back to Vinyaanoonwen.

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Back at Vinyaa's home.

So here you go.

She handed a rope to Aubrey who was the only one there. He didn't need rudeness from Jessica and somebody needed to watch the hostages.

Aubrey: So what exactly...um...is it? I mean what does it do?

Vinyaanoonwen: It does exactly what you wanted it to. It will not break unless I break it. If they try to hurt each other or themselves they will get a shock. Or if they try to break it they will be burned.

Aubrey: hmm that's nice. Now how do I get it on them?

Vinyaanoonwen: you take it.and tie it on them.

Aubrey: well sorry. (Sarcastically) I didn't know if there was some strange triste way to put it on.

Vinyaanoonwen: Didn't you use to hang out with a Triste to change that one girl.Risika or Rachel or something like that.

Aubrey: Yeah and I learned my lesson.

Vinyaanoonwen: Yes after the child took your blood.

Aubrey jumped up and took out his knife putting it to her neck. He is very sensitive about the subject now since Risika is probably the strongest vampire in the world

Vinyaanoonwen: You wouldn't wish to do that. Remember you need me to take it off of them.

Aubrey: what if I don't want to take it off of them?

Vinyaanoonwen: Because forever when you see one you will see both. You don't want that.

Aubrey: Of course I could just kill them.

Vinyaanoonwen: no you cant. (With this she threw a stone at Aubrey that seemed to disappear when it hit him.

Aubrey: What was that?

Vinyaanoonwen: Do you know what a second degree burn feels like?

Aubrey nodes his head

Vinyaanoonwen: Try to hurt them and you will feel 30 times it. (hey they burn a lot!) Same with Jessica.

Aubrey: Fine

He leaves to go back to Jessica and describes everything to them. Sarah and Jagar are still unconscious.

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A/n: Woah that took a long time to write. About 2 hours and this stupid land before time movie on TV is really starting to annoy me. Lol sorry for killing Miroku but I love Camios. I'll try to cut down on them in later chapters. Please review!