Sara: Hey, this is the second chapter to my story, and I should be able to get some laughs out of you. If not, well you just don't have a good sense of humor. Well I'm sure you're anxious to read my wonderfully awesome, beautifully written, funny…
Makenna: *cough* yeah right
Sara: *glares at her elf* yeah, as I was saying, story. So I should let you get on with it now.
Chapter 2: The Tea Party
"Who the heck are you?" Yusuke said
"Where are we?" Kayko said looking around nervously.
"I was just about to kick this guy's butt." Said Yusuke angrily
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe it, they're actually talking to me." I squealed excitedly.
Alura rolled her eyes at me and then turned to the new arrivals and said "I'm Alura, I'm an elf. I just transported you here. And this is my cousin Sara."
"Where is here?" asked Botan.
"Wisconsin." I said. "The U.S.A." I said seeing there puzzled faces. When they still looked puzzled I said "Oh never mind, You'll be back in an hour anyway."
"No, we'll be back NOW or you die." Hiei said pulling out his sword.
"No, you can't come back until the spell wears out and that will be in an hour, and if you kill me you'll be stuck here forever." Alura said "Not that you could kill me in the first place."
"I could take you with my arms tied behind my back." Hiei said still holding the sword.
"Bring it on Shorty." Said Alura
"Your mine" said Hiei
"You guys," I said stepping between them "I don't think that is a good Idea."
"Please, don't fight." Said Yukina
"Uh, why don't we have, uh… tea." I suggested, trying to keep them from fighting.
"Tea, you expect us to have TEA with you?" Said Kuwabara bewildered
"I'm not going to some stupid tea party." Yusuke said crossing his arms, "You can't make me."
A few minutes later…
"I can't believe you made me go to a stupid tea party." Yusuke said darkly.
"Come on Yusuke," said Kayko putting some sugar into his untouched tea. "We're here for about an hour still; you might as well make the best of it."
"Sugar, Kurama?" I asked
"Just a little, please." Said Kurama, holding up his teacup. I dropped a sugar cube in his cup.
"I love your hair Botan." Alura said admiring Botan's powder-blue hair.
"Oh, thank you." Botan said.
"I think I'm going to die my hair blue" Alura said, twisting a finger around her black hair.
"I don't know about you," Kuwabara whispered to Kurama, "but I think she looks kind of strange." He said looking at Alura's pointy ears. Alura got up from the other side of the table and walked toward Kuwabara. Then, she bopped him on the head with tremendous force.
"Elves have VERY good hearing." She said. Then she walked back to her seat and started talking to Botan again.
"O.K. now that's just freaky." Kuwabara said to Kurama as he clutched his head. Then he turned to Yukina and said. "Yukina, can you heal my booboo with your healing powers?"
"Of course Kuwabara." She said putting her hands on his head to start the healing process.
"Hey," I said to Koenma "do you need a booster seat?"
"No," Said Koenma from under the table "I don't need a booster seat, do you think I'm a baby or something?"
"umm… do you really want me to answer that?" I said looking down at the toddler
"Sir, may I suggest that you just change into your teenager form?"
"I got it, I'll just change into my teenager form." Said Koenma and within an instant the toddler became a handsome teenager.
Hiei was sitting by the window looking out side at the setting sun.
Sara: Well that's the end of the second chapter. You'll have to find out what happens later. You won't be disappointed. Please, any comments would be wonderful; it would be nice to know if anyone other than my cousin reads my stories. Well I hope you like my story so far.