Chapter 2!! ^^

Disclaimer: I lovev them all! But i don't own yuyu hakusho...whatever that means...T_T

Hiei: HEY! YOU GIRL! YOU STILL HAVEN'T LET GO OF ME! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Author: squeezes harder ...Is...that better...for you...?!

Hiei: T_T yea....faints

Author: lets go of Hiei and pokes Kurama Oy! You're free! Hey! HEY!!

Kurama:zzz...huh? Already? One more minute.....rolls over

Author:evil grinOY! KURAMA! WAKE UP!kicks Kurama's side.....

Kurama:......

Author:sigh At least the audience knows who's not in the next chapter! OY!

kicks Kurama as the screen fades out to the opening

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**Hiei's POV**

1.....4.....8....3....6....7....2...4...5......2...ring ring "hello?" Her voice! WOW! she sounds hot!

"Hello? I want to order-"

"Yes. You will attned to soon. You should wait as we send one of our people down to help you." click

What the?! Are they trying to trick me or something?! ding dong (a/n: for people who are stupid, that's the doorbell! ^^)

**Normal POV**

Hiei walks over to the door and starts mumbling about stuid phones that talk.

When he opens the door, he finds a young girl about 14 standing in front of the door. She was dressed in a black jacket, black turtleneck and dark blue cargo baggy pants. Her sunglasses cover her eyes as she looked at Hiei. Her blue hair was about neck length with two black strands of hair in about the middle.

"Whatever. Where's my pizza?"

"........."

'Damn pizza people send a person over and they forget the pizza!'

As he closes the door, she asks, "Why is your friend away for so long?"

Hiei turns to look at her strangely. He then draws his sword and goes into a fighting stance.

"You are a weird stalker. What do you want?!" For a strange reason Hiei trembled. Hiei was for once surprised and uneasy. He was unprepared for whatever was going to happen.

"Hehe. You're so weird Hiei. But then again, why do you have to live with your friend?"

She took off her sunglasses to reveal two different colored eyes. One was dark blue and the other was red-brown.

She smiled at him sweetly and said, "No need to worry. I'm not a stalker. I'm an angel. You called me."

Hiei let down his guard and loosened up. He sheathes his sword and leads her into the house.

As they walk to the living room, she noticed Hiei was limping a little.

When they sat down on the couches, Hiei looked at her suspicously.

"You're not a spy, right?"

" No! Of course not!" She started giggling. ....Hiei still looked at her suspicously....(a/n: although i like Hiei, he is alittle insane sometimes...)

Helloooooo! I'm home!" Kurama walked in to find Hiei aand the...er...angel girl having a staring contest.

"Hiei! Did you take her here just to have a staring contest?......Or....Where you going to..."

"Kurama, don't you DARE think of that opion!" Hiei turns his head and looks out a window.

Kurama walks over to the.....oO(a/n: vein popping damn! I freakin' can't think of a name!) and introduced himself.

" Hello. I'm Kurama. Who might you be? Hiei's friend?"

" No. Not yet...(Kurama:??!!) I'm an angel. Hiei called me on the phone. We have a website too. Here."

She hands her a business card from out of nowhere that said:

A.N.G.E.L.

specializes in catering, car washing, and wish granting

**Kurama's POV**

!!!!

This girl is crazy!

........

Although all girls are.....

She's been with Hiei a little too long.....

...........

(a/n: takes ya alittle too long to think Kurama! Having trouble brain-storming?!^^)

**Hiei's POV**

That girl has totally lost it! ALL I WANT IS MY PIZZA!\

**Er.....angel girl's POV**

3~heart!! That Kurama fox guy is so cute! ^^ I wonder if he's free friday night.....3

(a/n: I don't like Kurama in that way, but angel girl does!! ^^ What shall become of this insanity?!)

**normal POV**

"Does A.N.G.E.L. stand for something?" Kurama asks.

"Yup. You're right. It stands for Angels Needing Guys Eating Legs! Heh heh."

Hiei and Kurama look at her strange as if she was crazy. (a/n: she is...she shows her "wild" side later...^^)

"Oh! I'm not crazy. The people that founded the department needed an anconim(a/n: please tell me if thats the wrong word!^^thank you!^^) for A.N.G.E.L. and that was all they could think of. They're trying to find a different one right now. There's even a whole section for finding one!^^"

Hiei and Kurama STILL look at her strangely as if she was crazy.

" Well, I got to go. I'll be back tomorrow to tell you all the big secret!!" The angel girl( AHH! Still need a name!) waves good-bye and walks out the door.

Hiei and Kurama were left there, still standing, in a daze wondering what just happened.

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Author:Sadly, they are standing there to this day...tears coming out of eyes....where else would they comeout?!

Hiei: WE'RE RIGHT HERE YOU DIMWIT OF A WRITER!

Author: Oh! Yes! I forgot! ^^ drags Hiei over to the pit to Hell

Hiei:.......What did I ever do to deserve this?....

Author: By existing.....This will hurt you more than it'll hurt me...^^

Hiei:That's very pleasant......

drops Hiei to Hellz.

Author:^^ Yup. It hurt him more. turns to face audience And now, this is the end! I'm sorry the first chapter was so short it was shorter than....short, but I wanted a good point to stop! ^^ I hope this chapter makes up for it.....^^

Hiei:I want a lawyer!!

Author:Then get one from Hell! Why are you asking me for one?!

screen fades out as Hiei climbs out of Hell to get revenge and the ending and credits roll as Hiei chases the author to kill her T_T

Author: PLEASE R&R!!!.oO( whatever that means.....XD)