October, 9, 452

Dear Meathead,

Ahh, I think that name is perfect for you, don't you think? It has such a noble quality to it. Certainly much better than that common rag-a-muffin name Nealan. Don't you agree? Uncle Rupert must have been a genius to give you that name. Though it wouldn't be hard considering.

So, how are you surviving your first year as a page? Has Lord Wyldon given hope up for you yet? It can't be long now, especially with your tongue.

Nothing much is new with me. Lord Raoul promoted me Sergeant last week after we found a couple of spidrens lurking up north. And Lord Raoul himself added another giant to his record.

You know when your friend, Page Keladry, was first tilting and we were watching? Well, I won myself a meal at The Jugged Hare for betting that she would stay on her nasty mount, based on what you've told me. Though, I wouldn't blame him for wanting to bite you. I, myself, have often wanted to do that exact same thing. Besides, remember when you were 3 and I was visiting you at Queenscove and we were playing with your favorite toys, and you bit me. Mithros, I still have that scar. I'll have to get you back someday. And do you remember what your favorite toys were? Well, some horses and your others.well Mithros I'm going to have a good time teasing you about this. Your doll head with hair. You would rip the heads off of the dolls, keep the heads and hold a burial ceremony for the bodies. Is you graveyard still in Queenscove?

Anyway that's what we were doing. I didn't want to so I started tying lots of knots in their hair. You saw me and got so mad at me. You wanted the hair to be brushed and all pretty like. And so you bit me. Makes perfect sense doesn't it? Only to you, dear Meathead, only to you.

Well, I've got to go now. A certain Lady Candina requires my attention. Take care!

Your dear loving cousin,
Dom

Please review. This is my first story and I'm planning to do it all by letters. (If you have ever read P.S. Longer Letter Later kind of like that) And if you do want to write the reply, then just let me know and send me your "letter" when you are done. I think it would be a lot funner if I wrote this with someone else (or even many other people) so just let me know. Thanks.
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