Author's note: Ok so the last chapter was boring, hey I'll try to pick it
up this time. I'll get the darkness to help me out. You'll help me won't
you darkness? *darkness nods and smiles evilly*
*Raven's POV*
"So like totally, for sure. I just got a manicure! The sun, I swear, it's bleaching up my hair. 24, 43, I don't even know the score. Fight! Fight! Gee I hope I look alright..." I sang in my mind during the football game. I watched the hotties run around the field chasing the football and making touch downs. It was boring but every once and a while I'd wave at one of the guys with the ball and watch them trip and get flattened by other players. I'm so hot.
Oh-my-god, what if they were tripping at the sight of me because I was ugly? Oh-my-god, what if I'm hideous?!! I grabbed my mirror and confirmed the worst. I, Raven Meltzer had a zit on the upper right of my chin...The world must be coming to an end..I have only one solution: to kill myself out of embarrassment.
"Raven? What's wrong? You look upset." Bree asked me in a concern voice.
"Can't you see it?!!" I cried and she gave me a questioning look. "See!! It's right there on my face!! I have a huge ugly zit on my face!!! IM HIDIOUS!!!" I looked at myself in the mirror again and wept.
"Raven you don't have a zit, that's just a smudge of cherry lipstick on your mirror." She giggled and I whipped my mirror..she was right..
Just then a red haired monster popped up out of no where. IT started to drool in front of us with its big glasses on. "aaaaaaaaasssssfffffffaaaa..I uh um wuv youuuuuuu!!!" IT smiled a gross ugly hideous smile at us and Bree and I screamed.
"EWWWWW!!!! GET AWAY!!!GET AWAY!!!!YOU GROSS THING!!!!" I screamed and swatted IT with my purse.
"EWWW Robbie stop!!!! You're grossing everyone out!!!! Go away now Robbie!!" Bree waved her hands at IT and IT went away.
"IT has a NAME?!!!" I asked, my heart was racing, too much uglyness for one day. I need a nice hot shower, I feel so dirty.
"Yes, 'It's' name is Robbie." She said then gave a shiver, "Man, he gets uglier everyday."
"It's a HE??!!!"
*Robbie's POV*
I didn't mean to sound so freakish, just everytime I look at Bree I loose it and I can't help but drool. She's so beautiful..Raven is hot but not beautiful like Bree. "Bree..aaaaaaaaiiiisssssss" I stoped day dreaming and whipped away the new drool and accidentally popped a few zits. "She'll never love me" I started to cry, whipping the tears away was hopeless since I'd only pop more zits. "I'm a monster!!"
"Do you like the story 'Beauty and the Beast?" A voice said and I turned to face it. A girl with braided hair stood in front of me smiling. She was pretty, how could she stand being near me?
"Huh?" Were the only words I could make out.
She just smiled and said, "Beauty and the Beast, you know, the story where the beast turns into a handsome prince who marries a beautiful princess?" She was talking about me, I could tell but there was no way I could ever be handsome. "Don't jump to conclusions so fast, you can be handsome and you can get your beautiful princess." Her smiled widened as I jumped at her response. How did she know I was thinking that?
"Okay, so how am I supposed to become handsome? I've tried everything."
"Simple, you just follow me." She turned around and started to walk away and I quickly went after her. I had nothing to lose.
*Raven's POV*
Orange is the new pink.no that's not right, black is the new white, no, no still not right. I know!! Red is the new green!! Yes!! That's it!! I'm a GENIUS!!!
Now to the important stuff......cherry lip gloss or bubble gum flavored lip gloss ..hmm, decisions.
"Hey, why is the girl pointing a camera at me?" Bree said.
Flash.
I looked to where Bree was pointing and saw the girl with braided hair. "I think she's a super model person." I said while putting some congealer on.
"You think!! OH MY GOD!!! What if she wants us to be models!!! That would be SO cool!!" She jumped up and down then froze. "Wait, why is Robbie standing next to her?"
I dropped my make up and looked to see IT standing right beside the braided girl. They walked off and I almost fainted. What kind of super model searcher hangs with ugly geeks? Maybe she's taking him to an ugly center so he can be with the rest of his ugly kind and she took pictures of us to show the people in the ugly center what beauty is.
Yaa, that's probably it..
*Ok umm hope that was good. R&R. pllz!! For the love of Hunter!!! REVIEW!!! Or else the darkness will get you!! Won't you darkness? ~Darkness laughs evilly MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA and nods hungrily~ see the darkness will get you!! So review!!!*
*Raven's POV*
"So like totally, for sure. I just got a manicure! The sun, I swear, it's bleaching up my hair. 24, 43, I don't even know the score. Fight! Fight! Gee I hope I look alright..." I sang in my mind during the football game. I watched the hotties run around the field chasing the football and making touch downs. It was boring but every once and a while I'd wave at one of the guys with the ball and watch them trip and get flattened by other players. I'm so hot.
Oh-my-god, what if they were tripping at the sight of me because I was ugly? Oh-my-god, what if I'm hideous?!! I grabbed my mirror and confirmed the worst. I, Raven Meltzer had a zit on the upper right of my chin...The world must be coming to an end..I have only one solution: to kill myself out of embarrassment.
"Raven? What's wrong? You look upset." Bree asked me in a concern voice.
"Can't you see it?!!" I cried and she gave me a questioning look. "See!! It's right there on my face!! I have a huge ugly zit on my face!!! IM HIDIOUS!!!" I looked at myself in the mirror again and wept.
"Raven you don't have a zit, that's just a smudge of cherry lipstick on your mirror." She giggled and I whipped my mirror..she was right..
Just then a red haired monster popped up out of no where. IT started to drool in front of us with its big glasses on. "aaaaaaaaasssssfffffffaaaa..I uh um wuv youuuuuuu!!!" IT smiled a gross ugly hideous smile at us and Bree and I screamed.
"EWWWWW!!!! GET AWAY!!!GET AWAY!!!!YOU GROSS THING!!!!" I screamed and swatted IT with my purse.
"EWWW Robbie stop!!!! You're grossing everyone out!!!! Go away now Robbie!!" Bree waved her hands at IT and IT went away.
"IT has a NAME?!!!" I asked, my heart was racing, too much uglyness for one day. I need a nice hot shower, I feel so dirty.
"Yes, 'It's' name is Robbie." She said then gave a shiver, "Man, he gets uglier everyday."
"It's a HE??!!!"
*Robbie's POV*
I didn't mean to sound so freakish, just everytime I look at Bree I loose it and I can't help but drool. She's so beautiful..Raven is hot but not beautiful like Bree. "Bree..aaaaaaaaiiiisssssss" I stoped day dreaming and whipped away the new drool and accidentally popped a few zits. "She'll never love me" I started to cry, whipping the tears away was hopeless since I'd only pop more zits. "I'm a monster!!"
"Do you like the story 'Beauty and the Beast?" A voice said and I turned to face it. A girl with braided hair stood in front of me smiling. She was pretty, how could she stand being near me?
"Huh?" Were the only words I could make out.
She just smiled and said, "Beauty and the Beast, you know, the story where the beast turns into a handsome prince who marries a beautiful princess?" She was talking about me, I could tell but there was no way I could ever be handsome. "Don't jump to conclusions so fast, you can be handsome and you can get your beautiful princess." Her smiled widened as I jumped at her response. How did she know I was thinking that?
"Okay, so how am I supposed to become handsome? I've tried everything."
"Simple, you just follow me." She turned around and started to walk away and I quickly went after her. I had nothing to lose.
*Raven's POV*
Orange is the new pink.no that's not right, black is the new white, no, no still not right. I know!! Red is the new green!! Yes!! That's it!! I'm a GENIUS!!!
Now to the important stuff......cherry lip gloss or bubble gum flavored lip gloss ..hmm, decisions.
"Hey, why is the girl pointing a camera at me?" Bree said.
Flash.
I looked to where Bree was pointing and saw the girl with braided hair. "I think she's a super model person." I said while putting some congealer on.
"You think!! OH MY GOD!!! What if she wants us to be models!!! That would be SO cool!!" She jumped up and down then froze. "Wait, why is Robbie standing next to her?"
I dropped my make up and looked to see IT standing right beside the braided girl. They walked off and I almost fainted. What kind of super model searcher hangs with ugly geeks? Maybe she's taking him to an ugly center so he can be with the rest of his ugly kind and she took pictures of us to show the people in the ugly center what beauty is.
Yaa, that's probably it..
*Ok umm hope that was good. R&R. pllz!! For the love of Hunter!!! REVIEW!!! Or else the darkness will get you!! Won't you darkness? ~Darkness laughs evilly MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA and nods hungrily~ see the darkness will get you!! So review!!!*