Author's note: What's up? Ok. so the last chapter lacked insanity. I'll try
to crazy it up this time.. Hey anyone want to see me mess with Alisa? Yup
yup I'm sure ya do.
A young couple was enjoying a nice little picnic in the park. The birds were chirping, and there was the sound of laughter from children playing near by. "I love you honey, I want to be with you forever." The young man said to the young girl who blushed sweetly.
"I love you too honey.. and this day... It's so perfect.. But I have to tell you something."
He looked at her puzzled, "You can tell me anything Alisa. I love you." He grabbed her hands and put them on his chest.
She looked up at him and said "Well... you see. I'm a man!!"
"WHAT??!!!" He let go of her. "Oh my god!! You're a freak!!" He then ran away.
Alisa put her/his head in her/his hands and cried. A minute later the young man came back. "You came back for me!! You really do love me!!" She/he moved to hug him but he moved back.
"Uhh. err. Actually.. I forgot my cell phone." He then picked up his cell phone and left.
"Oooh. why can't anybody love me for what I am!!" Alisa burst into tears again.
Just then the laughter of the playing kids turned into high pitched screams. "It's a monster!! Run children!!" A women's voice yelled.
"He's going to eat us!!" A little boy screamed.
Alisa turned to look to where the noise was coming from. "Wait!! I'm no monster!! I'm just a bald guy in his twenties!! Really!! Sure I may have freakishly hot eyes but I'm not the devil's son!! Honest!!" Cal called out to the panicking kids and parents running away from him. He then slumped to the ground with his hands in the air. "I'm just like you deep down!!"
Alisa then felt something she/he had never felt before. "Could it be? Someone who can understand the pain and loneliness I've felt? Someone that could love me knowing what I am?" Her heart thumped in her chest. "Could it be my one true love?"
"Excuse me, Miss? Aren't you going to run away in terror like everyone else?" Alisa looked up to see the strange bald man in front of her with his freaky gold eyes.
"No." Alisa said shyly.
"But I'm a freak! Look at me!!" he said pulling at one of the few pieces of hair on his head.
"Well I'm a freak to!" Alisa said proudly standing up. "I'm a man!"
Cal looked at her shocked. "You are?! But you look like a girl!" He paused in thought. "You're perfect!!" He grabbed Alisa and kissed her passionately. "Let us move to a far away place where we can get married without prosecution!!"
And so the two went off to get married and lived happily ever after. The End.
Meanwhile. another love was beginning to grow. but we decided not to show that incase some little perverts in 6th grade are reading this story. Sorry.
A young couple was enjoying a nice little picnic in the park. The birds were chirping, and there was the sound of laughter from children playing near by. "I love you honey, I want to be with you forever." The young man said to the young girl who blushed sweetly.
"I love you too honey.. and this day... It's so perfect.. But I have to tell you something."
He looked at her puzzled, "You can tell me anything Alisa. I love you." He grabbed her hands and put them on his chest.
She looked up at him and said "Well... you see. I'm a man!!"
"WHAT??!!!" He let go of her. "Oh my god!! You're a freak!!" He then ran away.
Alisa put her/his head in her/his hands and cried. A minute later the young man came back. "You came back for me!! You really do love me!!" She/he moved to hug him but he moved back.
"Uhh. err. Actually.. I forgot my cell phone." He then picked up his cell phone and left.
"Oooh. why can't anybody love me for what I am!!" Alisa burst into tears again.
Just then the laughter of the playing kids turned into high pitched screams. "It's a monster!! Run children!!" A women's voice yelled.
"He's going to eat us!!" A little boy screamed.
Alisa turned to look to where the noise was coming from. "Wait!! I'm no monster!! I'm just a bald guy in his twenties!! Really!! Sure I may have freakishly hot eyes but I'm not the devil's son!! Honest!!" Cal called out to the panicking kids and parents running away from him. He then slumped to the ground with his hands in the air. "I'm just like you deep down!!"
Alisa then felt something she/he had never felt before. "Could it be? Someone who can understand the pain and loneliness I've felt? Someone that could love me knowing what I am?" Her heart thumped in her chest. "Could it be my one true love?"
"Excuse me, Miss? Aren't you going to run away in terror like everyone else?" Alisa looked up to see the strange bald man in front of her with his freaky gold eyes.
"No." Alisa said shyly.
"But I'm a freak! Look at me!!" he said pulling at one of the few pieces of hair on his head.
"Well I'm a freak to!" Alisa said proudly standing up. "I'm a man!"
Cal looked at her shocked. "You are?! But you look like a girl!" He paused in thought. "You're perfect!!" He grabbed Alisa and kissed her passionately. "Let us move to a far away place where we can get married without prosecution!!"
And so the two went off to get married and lived happily ever after. The End.
Meanwhile. another love was beginning to grow. but we decided not to show that incase some little perverts in 6th grade are reading this story. Sorry.