PART FOUR - NARRATIVE DATA
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Star Fox ---
Ganondorf really shocked me for a minute. I was completely sure he was a traitor, but whatever. His excuse was good enough for me. I decided to test his loyalty right then by putting him in charge of the Andross persuit, so, I would find out soon enough anyway. In the meantime, I had to re-inforce the Spellstones at Dinosaur Planet so they'd be able to contain more energy. For once, the device for this task wasn't designed by Slippy, but by myself. Its reactor would be able to hold much more energy, so if the bomb went off, it combined with the four Spellstones would probably be able to hold it. I only hoped we would be able to get back to Andross before the 7 day time limit, at which point he'd move to take over Lylat. So, Bowser, Slippy, and Samus came along with me to install the device.
The trip wasn't easy. Andross had deployed some air defence to surround the planet. It took us 4 hours to get FROM Andross TO the planet, then and additional hour to actually get to the surface. Once there, though, I was thankful for asking Samus along. She was very used to situations like this, and within the next hour, we had made it to the Temple by her guidence, and installed the reactor. Slippy and I did the actual installing of the device, while being protected from Andross's assilants by Samus and Bowser. As for Bowser, well, I'll admit that I've never seen him more agile. He must have been working out for the last 8 years. Anyways, we finally got back up into the air to return to Andross. We felt confident that the device would hold up, if the bomb went off. Of course, we hoped that the bomb wouldn't go off at all, but now we had extra support, just in case.
The trip back went smoother. We left at around 2:00, and I contacted Ganondorf to tell him we were finished as we left. It only took us three hours to actually get back to Andross's ship's location. But, when I got there, I was completely surprised by what I saw...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Ganondorf ---
Well, Fox must have really trusted me to put me in charge of the Andross persuit. He started to doubt me for a minute, then seemed alright with me again. I would never lie to him. Why would I do that, after all he's done for me? Before I escaped, I figured that Fox would have backup, so I stashed the Blueprints, some Upgraded Blasters, and a spare C-4 bomb (just in case). Everything worked out perfectly for us. Too perfectly, I guess, so Fox had to blame somebody for it going so well. That's just the kind of guy he is.
In any event, here I was, on the Great Fox, and in charge of all its crew. After Fox left me, 5 hours had passed, making it 12:00. Well, at this point, I figured, why not lead an attack? We were still within range of the ship... but, I figured, I should wait for Fox to tell me he was done over there. Andross might just set the bomb off when we attack, and that might just blow Fox, Samus, et al straight to Zoness. Luckily, I didn't have to wait too long. At 2:00, Fox contacted us to tell us he had a safe distance between him and the planet. So, I deployed one of our Stealth Space Tubes. Yet another of that frog's inventions. This one is just like a normal space tube, with a cloak. So, I had Mewtwo (the strongest of the group we had) to lead the group down the Tubing. Lucky us, we just happened to attach the Tube to a storage bay, so we had time to get everyone inside and plan our attack. Now, I knew of a set of Blueprints for THIS ship that were in the next storage bay over. We had to stealthily cut a hole in the wall big enough for us to get through, but it worked. I was able to retrieve the Blueprints from the voice-activated safe. Stupid monkey didn't even bother to change it. I was sure he still assumed me dead.
With the Blueprints in hand, we were able to plan our attack. We would get to the lounge, where the Alliance team would undoubtedly be, and attack them with an Absor-Ball. This was a new prototype weapon, direct from S.S.B. Headquarters. It absorbed energy from Teammate's attacks, and then when thrown, would explode. The more the energy, the bigger the explosion. So, we were busy for another half-hour pumping energy into this ball. It DID have a maximum to it, though. In fact, Fox used the same principle this ball does to create his reactor that countered the bomb on Dinosaur Planet.
Finally, we had Pichu (our smallest Team member) to roll the ball through the ventalation system and into the lounge. It wouldn't kill anyone, it was designed to accumulate %. I had Pichu stop just before the opening to the Lounge. Then, we could drop it to surprise them at our will. Pichu remained hidden. At this point, I glanced at my HUD, and noticed it was almost 5:00. It was time to reveal ourselves. I morphed into Ganon to break down the wall of the bay we were in, which opened up into the lounge itself.
We were ready to show the monkey who was boss...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Samus ---
Boy, did Fox ever look surprised. His mouth just hung open. What we were seeing was our Team, lead by Ganon (NOT GanonDORF), standing opposite the Alliance inside of Andross's UNCLOAKED ship. We could see them through the large window of the ship's lounge. We were getting really confused. What was going on? We decided to pull into the Great Fox. Suddenly, we got a contact from Ganon:
BUZZEEP! "Hey, guys! Pull into the hull of this ship! Please! You've got to trust me!"
Well, not only were we completely taken by surprise at Ganon's accurate use of a communicator, but we wondered why we should possibly trust him. After all, look at what he was accused of before we left. The scene in the lounge may well be a setup! I told Fox so...
BUZZEEP! "Fox. This could very well be a trap."
BUZZEEP! "That's what I'm thinking. But... I think we should trust him. We've got no evidence against him at all."
BUZZEEP! "I really hope you know what you're doing, Fox!"
Even after Fox's words, I was still uneasy as we pulled into the docking bay of Andross's ship. It was monsterous! It was also rather unnerving, since the ship was in the shape of Andross's head, and we were flying into the mouth. I couldn't even imagine the kind of Deja-Vu Fox was going through right then. Anyways, before the lock closed, Fox activated another of Slippy's inventions. This one de-activated the security cameras in the area by scrambling the signal. We waited for the lock to close completely, and we got out of our ships. Fox, Bowser, and Slippy had their blasters out and ready. I prepped my cannon on the FlameThrower setting. I thought I'd take my monkey well done.
We got another contact from Ganondorf:
BUZZEEP! "Right, guys. The elevator is right there. Eavelay Ippyslay!"
"What the friggin' hell was that?!?" Bowser excalimed. "Was he talking in some wierd Hylian tounge or something??"
"It's called Pig Latin," I explained. "Andross doesn't understand it. We're not sure why. Some distant monkey origin. He ment to say, "Leave Slippy".
Slippy's brow furrowed. "Why can't I come?"
"You can't fight, Slip," Fox said. "You're our mechanic. You can't come along on this one. I'm thinking, stay hidden down here. Don't let anybody see you. We can't afford that now. Why not hide in a cockpit of one of those Arwings?"
"Aw... I guess so."
So, Slippy ducked back into his Arwing, and crouched down low, so that he couldn't be seen by the security cameras. Finally, the device wore off, and the cameras re-activated. By then, Fox, Bowser, and I had gotten into the elevator. The cameras didn't detect anything inside the docking bay, since the Arwing's surface reflected the light from the cameras. Slippy went undetected... for now, at least.
There was no camera within the elevator, so we just sat and waited. It took about a minute. We just sort of shuffled on our feet absent-mindedly, waiting. It seemed like an eternity in that thing, but finally, we got to the top. The doors slid open, to reveal the lounge...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
Alright, let's get something straight here. I'm the new leader of this team, and whether they liked it or not, I was to guide them to victory, though thick and thin... HAhahaha! Whaddya think? I got that out of a book I read. Actually, the ONLY book I ever read. Okay, I only read one page... OKAY, I only read that one sentance. Title? No clue... WHATEVER! I led the Alliance then, so there I was, sitting in the lounge, making intelligent conversation (how to get that disgusting green stuff out of your teeth) when suddenly, Ganon barged though our wall. Pret-ty surprising. He caught ME completely off guard, at least. I was talking to Mario at the time...
"So, you take the Metallically-reinforced garden hose, and... WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
In fact, the wall Ganon barged through was the one that my chair was up against. So, I was flung to the opposite end of the room. Using my super-fast jumping powers, I did that thing where you backflip as you get up. Actually, I had to try four times before I got it right. Twice I landed on my head... AHEM! I eventually did get to my feet, and I cried out, heroically (like the leader I was),
"SURRENDER NOW!"
That got me a Shadow Ball in the stomach, and a lot of laughs. I shakily climbed to my feet again ("screw the backflip!"), and contacted Andross.
BUZZEEP! "S-Sir, we have a problem down here..."
BUZZEEP! "WHAT is it now!? I'm TRYING to wallow in my own GLORY, here!"
BUZZEEP! "Well, Team Star Fox is standing opposite us, here, and we're trying to decide on what to do."
BUZZEEP! "Well then, get me a visual, you fool!!"
So, I activated one of those cameras. It showed all the meanies that stood over there, in accurate detail.
Suddenly, Andross's voice blared over the intercom. "INTRUDERS! This is the abomidable force of Andross speaking. I see you stand before me now, and yet, there are four of you missing. WHERE are they?! I refuse to regard your existance at all unless you get them to turn up."
Ganon spoke up, in that low, scary, gravelly voice of his. "They're arriving in their Arwings. Look, here they come now!"
Andross looked to space, and saw the four missing team members arriving. "Very good, pig. What about those three other friends of yours? The frog, and the rabbit, and the robot?
"Still on our ship, ape."
"Very well. Have your team members arrive through the docking bay. They'll be able to meet up with you up here, through the elevator."
"HOW do we know you're not tricking us at all?"
"Trust me, pig. I'd like to meet McCloud face-to-face, for once... I'd like to see him alive."
Ganon sure did think for a minute, then communicated with them.
BUZZEEP! "Hey, guys! Pull into the hull of this ship! Please! You've got to trust me!"
For a minute, they discussed it out there, not sure of what to do. Finally, they pulled into the docking bay, and the mouth closed behind them. After a minute, Ganondorf sent another message:
BUZZEEP! "Right, guys. The elevator is right there. Eavelay Ippyslay!"
Andross was furious. "HEY! You KNOW I don't understand Pig Latin, DON'T you?!?! How DARE you insult my intelligence, hog!!! ALLIANCE! ATTACK! No, wait, don't attack. I've got a BETTER idea... let's make this an official match."
"WHAT?!?" Ganondorf sounded surprised. "And just HOW do you plan to do that?"
"With my new invention. It's called a "GameCube". Check the visual on the lounge screen."
Sure enough, Andross's latest creation flashed on the screen. A small, purple box, with a control device connected to it by a wire. Andross could be seen flipping the controls around, and soon enough, he had access to the "Options" menu!
"Now, listen carefully. With this device, I have FULL control of your match, as it happens. I can make weapons appear at will. I could start a time limit... or stop it. The only thing I can NOT control is the amount of stock, or damage. You'll all start with one stock and 0% damage, of course. Just a little 411. Right, now. ALLIANCE! ATTACK!"
And, the battle began! Sadly, I was trampled beneeth the boots of my teammates...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Peppy ---
Wow, did we ever have a good bluff! When Fox, Samus, Bowser, and Slippy flew up, Andross thought Slippy was actually Pichu, which would total 12 team members. But, it was really Slippy, who was not really a team member at all! So, at that point, they had NO idea of Pichu's actual whereabouts! And as for Slippy? He was the wild card in that fight. He could have made a HUGE difference in the match. Me? I wasn't there, I have no clue! So, that's all the info this Narrative could possibly supply! Go read the next one.
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
As the elevator door opened, we glanced out to see the Alliance team move to rush across the lounge. Now, this lounge was huge. I mean, HUGE huge. Football field huge. The elevator came up right in the middle. So, as we watched the Alliance start to run over Captain Falcon, we watched as Pichu dropped some sort of BOMB in front of them! It exploded on impact, damaging everyone near it! It appeared to be some sort of BIO-BOMB, because only living things were hurt by it. A nearby plant shrivelled and died. We were out of range, but it sure looked painful. We moved back to join Ganondorf.
"Real smooth, pig face."
"Oh... right. I'd better demorph..."
Ganon did so, as not to waste his energy. Soon enough, he was Ganondorf again.
Without warning, Andross's prickly voice surfaced over the hullabaloo of the Alliance's cries of pain: "THAT'S IT! This is oficially a STAMINA MATCH! 1000 HP damage to EACH FIGHTER! ALLIANCE! Get up and get them OFF MY SHIP!!! Oh. I'll also add weapons," he said, suddenly calmer.
Bomb-ombs fell from nowhere. One actually fell OUTSIDE the ship, towards our Space Tube...
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Our Space Tube was destroyed! ROB must have turned off the cloak to recharge the battery, and Andross spotted it! Now, Peppy and ROB were stuck on the Great Fox, unable to physically come over and help. Nevertheless, he could still pilot the thing...
The Alliance rushed at us. I glanced at the clock. 6:00. Six more hours, and Andross would set off the bomb. We'd have to de-activate it before that...
--- RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
HEY!!! WHY exactly didn't I get to finish MY part of the story?!?
--- COUNTER-INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
Look. You're making this 'Fic sound really, really wierd now. You had your part to shine. Why not BUTT OUT now??
--- MORE RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
You DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!
--- MORE COUNTER-INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
That's it. We're sending it to Part Five, so our good buddy Foxillusion will take an omniciant point of view, so we can actually get this story finished. You're really pestering the readers.
--- EXTREMELY RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
But that's NOT FAIR!
--- MORE WELCOME INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
That's it. This data is ending NOW!
--- MORE EXTREMELY RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
You just don't want to believe tha
--- END NARRATIVE DATA ---
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Star Fox ---
Ganondorf really shocked me for a minute. I was completely sure he was a traitor, but whatever. His excuse was good enough for me. I decided to test his loyalty right then by putting him in charge of the Andross persuit, so, I would find out soon enough anyway. In the meantime, I had to re-inforce the Spellstones at Dinosaur Planet so they'd be able to contain more energy. For once, the device for this task wasn't designed by Slippy, but by myself. Its reactor would be able to hold much more energy, so if the bomb went off, it combined with the four Spellstones would probably be able to hold it. I only hoped we would be able to get back to Andross before the 7 day time limit, at which point he'd move to take over Lylat. So, Bowser, Slippy, and Samus came along with me to install the device.
The trip wasn't easy. Andross had deployed some air defence to surround the planet. It took us 4 hours to get FROM Andross TO the planet, then and additional hour to actually get to the surface. Once there, though, I was thankful for asking Samus along. She was very used to situations like this, and within the next hour, we had made it to the Temple by her guidence, and installed the reactor. Slippy and I did the actual installing of the device, while being protected from Andross's assilants by Samus and Bowser. As for Bowser, well, I'll admit that I've never seen him more agile. He must have been working out for the last 8 years. Anyways, we finally got back up into the air to return to Andross. We felt confident that the device would hold up, if the bomb went off. Of course, we hoped that the bomb wouldn't go off at all, but now we had extra support, just in case.
The trip back went smoother. We left at around 2:00, and I contacted Ganondorf to tell him we were finished as we left. It only took us three hours to actually get back to Andross's ship's location. But, when I got there, I was completely surprised by what I saw...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Ganondorf ---
Well, Fox must have really trusted me to put me in charge of the Andross persuit. He started to doubt me for a minute, then seemed alright with me again. I would never lie to him. Why would I do that, after all he's done for me? Before I escaped, I figured that Fox would have backup, so I stashed the Blueprints, some Upgraded Blasters, and a spare C-4 bomb (just in case). Everything worked out perfectly for us. Too perfectly, I guess, so Fox had to blame somebody for it going so well. That's just the kind of guy he is.
In any event, here I was, on the Great Fox, and in charge of all its crew. After Fox left me, 5 hours had passed, making it 12:00. Well, at this point, I figured, why not lead an attack? We were still within range of the ship... but, I figured, I should wait for Fox to tell me he was done over there. Andross might just set the bomb off when we attack, and that might just blow Fox, Samus, et al straight to Zoness. Luckily, I didn't have to wait too long. At 2:00, Fox contacted us to tell us he had a safe distance between him and the planet. So, I deployed one of our Stealth Space Tubes. Yet another of that frog's inventions. This one is just like a normal space tube, with a cloak. So, I had Mewtwo (the strongest of the group we had) to lead the group down the Tubing. Lucky us, we just happened to attach the Tube to a storage bay, so we had time to get everyone inside and plan our attack. Now, I knew of a set of Blueprints for THIS ship that were in the next storage bay over. We had to stealthily cut a hole in the wall big enough for us to get through, but it worked. I was able to retrieve the Blueprints from the voice-activated safe. Stupid monkey didn't even bother to change it. I was sure he still assumed me dead.
With the Blueprints in hand, we were able to plan our attack. We would get to the lounge, where the Alliance team would undoubtedly be, and attack them with an Absor-Ball. This was a new prototype weapon, direct from S.S.B. Headquarters. It absorbed energy from Teammate's attacks, and then when thrown, would explode. The more the energy, the bigger the explosion. So, we were busy for another half-hour pumping energy into this ball. It DID have a maximum to it, though. In fact, Fox used the same principle this ball does to create his reactor that countered the bomb on Dinosaur Planet.
Finally, we had Pichu (our smallest Team member) to roll the ball through the ventalation system and into the lounge. It wouldn't kill anyone, it was designed to accumulate %. I had Pichu stop just before the opening to the Lounge. Then, we could drop it to surprise them at our will. Pichu remained hidden. At this point, I glanced at my HUD, and noticed it was almost 5:00. It was time to reveal ourselves. I morphed into Ganon to break down the wall of the bay we were in, which opened up into the lounge itself.
We were ready to show the monkey who was boss...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Samus ---
Boy, did Fox ever look surprised. His mouth just hung open. What we were seeing was our Team, lead by Ganon (NOT GanonDORF), standing opposite the Alliance inside of Andross's UNCLOAKED ship. We could see them through the large window of the ship's lounge. We were getting really confused. What was going on? We decided to pull into the Great Fox. Suddenly, we got a contact from Ganon:
BUZZEEP! "Hey, guys! Pull into the hull of this ship! Please! You've got to trust me!"
Well, not only were we completely taken by surprise at Ganon's accurate use of a communicator, but we wondered why we should possibly trust him. After all, look at what he was accused of before we left. The scene in the lounge may well be a setup! I told Fox so...
BUZZEEP! "Fox. This could very well be a trap."
BUZZEEP! "That's what I'm thinking. But... I think we should trust him. We've got no evidence against him at all."
BUZZEEP! "I really hope you know what you're doing, Fox!"
Even after Fox's words, I was still uneasy as we pulled into the docking bay of Andross's ship. It was monsterous! It was also rather unnerving, since the ship was in the shape of Andross's head, and we were flying into the mouth. I couldn't even imagine the kind of Deja-Vu Fox was going through right then. Anyways, before the lock closed, Fox activated another of Slippy's inventions. This one de-activated the security cameras in the area by scrambling the signal. We waited for the lock to close completely, and we got out of our ships. Fox, Bowser, and Slippy had their blasters out and ready. I prepped my cannon on the FlameThrower setting. I thought I'd take my monkey well done.
We got another contact from Ganondorf:
BUZZEEP! "Right, guys. The elevator is right there. Eavelay Ippyslay!"
"What the friggin' hell was that?!?" Bowser excalimed. "Was he talking in some wierd Hylian tounge or something??"
"It's called Pig Latin," I explained. "Andross doesn't understand it. We're not sure why. Some distant monkey origin. He ment to say, "Leave Slippy".
Slippy's brow furrowed. "Why can't I come?"
"You can't fight, Slip," Fox said. "You're our mechanic. You can't come along on this one. I'm thinking, stay hidden down here. Don't let anybody see you. We can't afford that now. Why not hide in a cockpit of one of those Arwings?"
"Aw... I guess so."
So, Slippy ducked back into his Arwing, and crouched down low, so that he couldn't be seen by the security cameras. Finally, the device wore off, and the cameras re-activated. By then, Fox, Bowser, and I had gotten into the elevator. The cameras didn't detect anything inside the docking bay, since the Arwing's surface reflected the light from the cameras. Slippy went undetected... for now, at least.
There was no camera within the elevator, so we just sat and waited. It took about a minute. We just sort of shuffled on our feet absent-mindedly, waiting. It seemed like an eternity in that thing, but finally, we got to the top. The doors slid open, to reveal the lounge...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
Alright, let's get something straight here. I'm the new leader of this team, and whether they liked it or not, I was to guide them to victory, though thick and thin... HAhahaha! Whaddya think? I got that out of a book I read. Actually, the ONLY book I ever read. Okay, I only read one page... OKAY, I only read that one sentance. Title? No clue... WHATEVER! I led the Alliance then, so there I was, sitting in the lounge, making intelligent conversation (how to get that disgusting green stuff out of your teeth) when suddenly, Ganon barged though our wall. Pret-ty surprising. He caught ME completely off guard, at least. I was talking to Mario at the time...
"So, you take the Metallically-reinforced garden hose, and... WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
In fact, the wall Ganon barged through was the one that my chair was up against. So, I was flung to the opposite end of the room. Using my super-fast jumping powers, I did that thing where you backflip as you get up. Actually, I had to try four times before I got it right. Twice I landed on my head... AHEM! I eventually did get to my feet, and I cried out, heroically (like the leader I was),
"SURRENDER NOW!"
That got me a Shadow Ball in the stomach, and a lot of laughs. I shakily climbed to my feet again ("screw the backflip!"), and contacted Andross.
BUZZEEP! "S-Sir, we have a problem down here..."
BUZZEEP! "WHAT is it now!? I'm TRYING to wallow in my own GLORY, here!"
BUZZEEP! "Well, Team Star Fox is standing opposite us, here, and we're trying to decide on what to do."
BUZZEEP! "Well then, get me a visual, you fool!!"
So, I activated one of those cameras. It showed all the meanies that stood over there, in accurate detail.
Suddenly, Andross's voice blared over the intercom. "INTRUDERS! This is the abomidable force of Andross speaking. I see you stand before me now, and yet, there are four of you missing. WHERE are they?! I refuse to regard your existance at all unless you get them to turn up."
Ganon spoke up, in that low, scary, gravelly voice of his. "They're arriving in their Arwings. Look, here they come now!"
Andross looked to space, and saw the four missing team members arriving. "Very good, pig. What about those three other friends of yours? The frog, and the rabbit, and the robot?
"Still on our ship, ape."
"Very well. Have your team members arrive through the docking bay. They'll be able to meet up with you up here, through the elevator."
"HOW do we know you're not tricking us at all?"
"Trust me, pig. I'd like to meet McCloud face-to-face, for once... I'd like to see him alive."
Ganon sure did think for a minute, then communicated with them.
BUZZEEP! "Hey, guys! Pull into the hull of this ship! Please! You've got to trust me!"
For a minute, they discussed it out there, not sure of what to do. Finally, they pulled into the docking bay, and the mouth closed behind them. After a minute, Ganondorf sent another message:
BUZZEEP! "Right, guys. The elevator is right there. Eavelay Ippyslay!"
Andross was furious. "HEY! You KNOW I don't understand Pig Latin, DON'T you?!?! How DARE you insult my intelligence, hog!!! ALLIANCE! ATTACK! No, wait, don't attack. I've got a BETTER idea... let's make this an official match."
"WHAT?!?" Ganondorf sounded surprised. "And just HOW do you plan to do that?"
"With my new invention. It's called a "GameCube". Check the visual on the lounge screen."
Sure enough, Andross's latest creation flashed on the screen. A small, purple box, with a control device connected to it by a wire. Andross could be seen flipping the controls around, and soon enough, he had access to the "Options" menu!
"Now, listen carefully. With this device, I have FULL control of your match, as it happens. I can make weapons appear at will. I could start a time limit... or stop it. The only thing I can NOT control is the amount of stock, or damage. You'll all start with one stock and 0% damage, of course. Just a little 411. Right, now. ALLIANCE! ATTACK!"
And, the battle began! Sadly, I was trampled beneeth the boots of my teammates...
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Peppy ---
Wow, did we ever have a good bluff! When Fox, Samus, Bowser, and Slippy flew up, Andross thought Slippy was actually Pichu, which would total 12 team members. But, it was really Slippy, who was not really a team member at all! So, at that point, they had NO idea of Pichu's actual whereabouts! And as for Slippy? He was the wild card in that fight. He could have made a HUGE difference in the match. Me? I wasn't there, I have no clue! So, that's all the info this Narrative could possibly supply! Go read the next one.
--- NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
As the elevator door opened, we glanced out to see the Alliance team move to rush across the lounge. Now, this lounge was huge. I mean, HUGE huge. Football field huge. The elevator came up right in the middle. So, as we watched the Alliance start to run over Captain Falcon, we watched as Pichu dropped some sort of BOMB in front of them! It exploded on impact, damaging everyone near it! It appeared to be some sort of BIO-BOMB, because only living things were hurt by it. A nearby plant shrivelled and died. We were out of range, but it sure looked painful. We moved back to join Ganondorf.
"Real smooth, pig face."
"Oh... right. I'd better demorph..."
Ganon did so, as not to waste his energy. Soon enough, he was Ganondorf again.
Without warning, Andross's prickly voice surfaced over the hullabaloo of the Alliance's cries of pain: "THAT'S IT! This is oficially a STAMINA MATCH! 1000 HP damage to EACH FIGHTER! ALLIANCE! Get up and get them OFF MY SHIP!!! Oh. I'll also add weapons," he said, suddenly calmer.
Bomb-ombs fell from nowhere. One actually fell OUTSIDE the ship, towards our Space Tube...
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Our Space Tube was destroyed! ROB must have turned off the cloak to recharge the battery, and Andross spotted it! Now, Peppy and ROB were stuck on the Great Fox, unable to physically come over and help. Nevertheless, he could still pilot the thing...
The Alliance rushed at us. I glanced at the clock. 6:00. Six more hours, and Andross would set off the bomb. We'd have to de-activate it before that...
--- RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
HEY!!! WHY exactly didn't I get to finish MY part of the story?!?
--- COUNTER-INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
Look. You're making this 'Fic sound really, really wierd now. You had your part to shine. Why not BUTT OUT now??
--- MORE RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
You DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!
--- MORE COUNTER-INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
That's it. We're sending it to Part Five, so our good buddy Foxillusion will take an omniciant point of view, so we can actually get this story finished. You're really pestering the readers.
--- EXTREMELY RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
But that's NOT FAIR!
--- MORE WELCOME INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Fox ---
That's it. This data is ending NOW!
--- MORE EXTREMELY RUDE INTERRUPTIVE NARRATIVE DATA - Captain Falcon ---
You just don't want to believe tha
--- END NARRATIVE DATA ---