This is short, random and totally unlike my usual stuff. YEY!!!
James yawned and stretched out his arm across his pillow. He opened his eyes slowly and saw a bronzed, young, squinty-eyed gym leader. "Man," he groaned. "I must've been pretty drunk last night. Ah well, can't change the past." He rolled over to check the time on his alarm clock. He saw a red-haired, bitchy member of Team Rocket. "Eeeeeeeee!" he squealed. "What the heck did I DO?!" Jesse awoke. "Shut up," she hissed.
"Wha?"
"You'll wake Brocky-Wocky."
"Brocky… Wocky?" he blinked in astonishment. Jesse wrapped the blanket around her to conceal her breasts. Now that she was sober, she felt kind of embarrassed. "Well, you're the one who came up with that nickname for him. Right before you decided that we should all have a quick romp in the balloon." James felt faint. He noticed, for the first time, that they were all in the balloon, with a spare fire blanket draped over them. "I can't remember…"
"We were at the Adam and Eevee club. Watching strippers. Remember?"
James shook his head and replied sadly, "I wish I could." He eyed Brock's toned body. "I REALLY wish I could."
Jesse whacked him with a paper fan. "Anyway, we met the twerp in the Bishounen Lounge. After a few drinks he wanted me, I wanted you, you wanted him and this seemed to be the best way to solve the argument."
"Really?" James exclaimed, stroking the small of Brock's back as he slept.
"You were sober at the time you announced that you wanted to 'go cave exploring' with the twerp, but it took a few Tequila's to convince you to sleep with both of us."
"I hope you didn't take it personally," he said as he pored Schnapps down Brock's butt crack.
Jesse sniffed, "Not at all." She prodded Brock awake. "Whu…? Brock saw Jesse and James were naked, but for a fire blanket. "I knew I should've listened to Tracey. He said not to mix at that club. Why oh why didn't I listen to my beloved!" Brock sat upright and flung his arms towards the sky. "WHY???" James put his hand on Brock's shoulder and kissed his cheek. "There there, Brocky-Wocky." Brock jumped away. "Gah! You have violated me! I was saving myself for Tracey!"
"Violated?" Jesse went over to Brock and poked his chest. "I was the one who had to deal with those weird sexual demands of yours. I'm never wearing a costume again!" Brock didn't answer. He was drooling at the sight of Jesse who had accidently forgotten to bring the blanket with her. James stood between them. "Look, we can all stand here fighting naked, or we can get our clothes on and try to forget this ever happened." Jesse clutched the blanket. "Fine by me!"
"Yeah." Brock crossed his arms in a huff. "Hey! Who poured Schnapps down my ass?"
James blushed and waved his arms, "Let's not lay blame here. We'll just get on with our individual lives." They all agreed.
Later that day, Meowth began to tidy the balloon whilst Jesse and James were out shopping for lingerie. "Wat were dese goiys doin last noight?" he muttered as he sifted through the collection of dildos, handcuffs and PokéBalls. "Hey wats dis?" Meowth picked up a video camera. He pressed the play button…
OMG CLIFFHANGER
Actually it's the end :p