Well, it's the first story of The Parody Grapevine, written by French Affair. This is a MARY SUE PARODY. I am neither feminine nor sexy and I cannot wield a weapon for the life of me. Read and review.
I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy or any other Square character.
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Try as he might, Sora couldn't muster any strength. He just couldn't. His frivolous activities trying to beat Riku and Tidus at a running race tired him out. It was sunset, and Kairi was calling out to him to come to dinner. Suddenly, on the shore of Rising Falls washed up a girl with beautiful blonde hair and a face to match. Her back was adorned with a pair of angelic wings, and she looked so shocked to be here. The first words out of her mouth were:
"omghi2u!!!"
Sora gaped. This beauty, this heaven-sent goddess, was speaking nerdy hacker. "P...ardon?"
"omghi2u!!! wtf? r |_| gh3y 0r 50m37h1n9?"
He was still gaping. Luckily for her, she had looks. He picked her up, and she started twittering in 3s and 5s about how appalling the new Love Hina was. You'll pay, Author. He was too stupid to realise this girl was far more dangerous.
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"omgwtf? grrl |_| 50 gh3y 1n 7h47 5k1r7." The girl, whose name turned out to be Alannah, started twittering at Kairi, who couldn't understand for the life of her what this turd-cheek was on about. "Pardon?"
"omgwtf r |_| d34f 0r 50m37h1n9? 1 541d 'omgwtf? grrl |_| 50 gh3y 1n 7h47 5k1r7'."
Kairi started crying as she got what it meant. Riku let the hacking continue, while he quietly fantasised about drenching the woman in caramel slice.
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The next evening, a thunderstorm arrived at Hollow Bastion. Sora ventured to High Tower and found Alannah doing some "h0c|_|5 p0c|_|5" while lightning zipped around. She cackled, threw her head back and started twittering once again. Sora sought divine intervention and was greeted by a pair of keyblades. "Not again!" groaned Sora, snitching them before the girl got a hold of one.
"omgwtf? G1MM3 T3H BL4D3!!!!" She lunged at him, snatching the one with the love heart. Sora shrugged, he hated pink-
"omg 1 4m t3h 1337! T3h 1337 1337 1337!!" Alannah swung the blade around with amazing precision. Sora assumed she played shockey [hockey with an electric ball] or cricket, but she looked just as shocked. "omg1337!"
Sora didn't want the morning to come.
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Hey. This is a KH Mary Sue parody, parodying the way the authors all sexify
themselves and make all the main guys want to bed them, usually adorning themselves
with wings and the powers of the keyblade. Read and review. Flamers [particularly
Mary Suers], shoo.