Fweeness!
I'm back [this is French Affair, Jynx relinquished the choice], and I'm typing.
For those uninformed: 1337 = leet = elite. 1337 speak is where you replace the
letters with numbers resembling the letters. Anyway, on with the story.
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The morning did come. It came like it never came before, and Sora couldn't be more miserable. The damn thing had been up all night with Riku and Cloud, and they'd been at it till the cows came home. And they came home, and the three went at it like there was no tomorrow. Then tomorrow came. Then Sephiroth came. And more ensued. Finally, the four went to sleep, and four other weary, baggy-eyed inhabitants of the castle dragged themselves down the stairs to the pot of coffee which looked more inviting than a hot bath. Kairi broke the silence.
"That girl has gotta go." She sank into her chair, rubbing her poor miserable eyes. Aerith nodded. "Sora, just a question...why didn't you-" Sora pulled up a pajama sleeve to show a hefty bruise. "Ooooow..." The two sympathised. Then, the door flew open and Yuffie barged in, holding a bag of various ninja weapons and other accoutrements. "I'M NOT HAVING THAT THING IN THIS CASTLE! Here's what we do..."
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"Mmmmmm...nice..."
"omg133713371337!!!!"
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This new dialogue was easily audible, and Yuffie's enormous eyes started twitching
violently."
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As the group walked around outside, busy browsing through the various other
things that had mysteriously arrived, such as computers, the wheel, sliced bread
and a DREADED TV WARPHOLE. Aerith, an accomplished fiction author fainted when
she found this DREADED TV WARPHOLE, because of it's pure cliché aura,
Yuffie started crying, Kairi's forehead swelled and Sora hid behind a piece
of sliced bread, despite the somewhat tiny effect this would have on self-preservation.
"IT'S A DREADED TV WARPHOLE!!!" Kairi screamed. "Oh my god!!!
THAT'S HOW SHE GOT HERE!!! WE MUST FIT HER AND HER BARGE-ASS THROUGH HERE!!!"
"omgsp457ic, wtfr|_|d0i|\|9?"
Kairi's forehead swelled even more at the newfound rage she was experiencing. This was going to be a fight no-body would forget. Unless Sephiroth, in a frenzy of distaste at finding himself in bed with two other men and no visible oestrogen source summoned Chibi-Meteor and gave them all amnesia.
It was going to be a long day.
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Nooo! Chibi-Meteor! If you're wondering what the hell she said, she said
"omgspastic, wtfrudoing?" So...read, review and feck off, Mary Suers.