Beautiful Eyes - Chapter 3

OMG I'm back! Now, children, the story is far from over! Watch and learn...

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Before Kairi could do anything else, the TV warphole started gurgling. Then, it sucked her, Sora and Yuffie...ONTO THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE, WITH YOUR HOST, THE DARK LORD ANSEM!

Feather-boa clad Ansem strode out onto the stage, followed by an Invisible wearing a long, slinky gold dress, a blonde wig, make up and platform heels. Sora sweatdropped, as the Heartless sexily gestured to the lit up squares.

"S for...uh...smart?"

"EHHHH! WRONG!" Ansem pulled a chain and Sora dropped away. Kairi and Yuffie nervously exchanged glances. "Kairi, it's your turn." Kairi jumped.

"...Q for queen?" *ding* The Invisible tottered across, twirling the square.

Kairi sighed, relieved, although still worried about Sora.

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Where did Sora land?

"EH-OH!"

In Teletubby land!

"EH-OH!"

The rabbit humped his leg.

"EH-OH!"

He bashed it with a bike stunt peg.

"EH-OH!"

Was he close to commiting Teletubby-cide?

"EH-OH!"

Then Tinky Winky emerged from their hide.

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"Ok, Yuffie, your turn." Ansem leant over, looking quite eager.

"I'd like to solve it..."

"Yeeeeeeeeeeees?"

"Queen of Heart?"

"EHHHHHHHH! WRONG!" Ansem pressed the button and away fell Yuffie. "It's Queen of Hearts!"

"But Sora said S..."

"BE SILENT!" Ansem pressed the button again and away fell Kairi. Then, he started eyeing up Invisible, who promptly walked over and began to press all kinds of buttons.

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Now, all three were stuck in Teletubby Land, with Tinky Winky attacking Kairi with his clutch purse. "EBAMOKEREPOG!" screamed the felt creation, while poor Kairi tried to defend herself. Suddenly, a big patch of felt appeared. On her butt. "EGADS!" she screamed, pulling at it to try and get rid of it. But, to no avail! The gay icon Tinky Winky had begun the slave process. Within 24 hours, Kairi would become a Tinky Winky clone.

While this was happening, Sora was fighting off Dipsy, who was trying to suck him into it's TV screen, where other poor innocent children were locked. They screamed for release, but Dipsy just shoved his hand in, pulled one out and GOBBLED THEM UP!

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Alannah was soon sitting on the throne of Hollow Bastion, which she fashioned out of...flowers. Don't ask how or why. She was busily satisfying Sephiroth, when Riku dashed in, with terrible news!

"The heathens have come! And they have ONE AND A HALF Tinky Winkies!"

"omgwtf?!g37t3hk|_|0pp1n470r!" (omgwtf?gettehkupoppinator!) Alannah stood up and fluttered her big, beautiful wings, tossed her long, golden locks and batted her huge eyelashes. "omgwtfr|_|d01n9?" She strode out, followed by them all.